Two of a Kind (TV Series)

Breaking Them Up Is Hard to Do (1998)

Mary-Kate Olsen: Mary-Kate Burke

Quotes 

• Marci : Oh, hey, who's that?

  Ashley Burke : Carrie? Oh, she's just...

  Mary-Kate Burke : Another one of dad's girlfriends!

  Marci : Oh... your dad has other girlfriends?

  Ashley Burke : Yeah, but don't worry. I think he likes you the best.

• [trying to drive Marci away] 

  Marci : So... your sister's not feelin' too well, huh?

  Mary-Kate Burke : Who cares? Ashley's always sick. She loves the attention. She's dad's favorite, you know?

  Marci : Oh, I bet that's not true.

  Mary-Kate Burke : Oh, believe me! He's always running out to get stuff for her. But he won't even pick me up a pack of cigarettes. You don't have a smoke on you, do you?

  Marci : Me... uh... no, I don't. I don't smoke. And I don't think that you should either.

  Mary-Kate Burke : Tell me about it. I'm thinking of getting the patch.

• Carrie : Oh, hi, you just missed Marci.

  Ashley Burke : Yeah, she left in kind of a hurry.

  Kevin Burke : Actually, she's still downstairs.

  Ashley Burke : Uh-oh.

  Mary-Kate Burke : I think I'm catching what Ashley's got.

  Carrie : What's going on?

  Kevin Burke : Well, first of all, Ashley's not sick and these two told Marci that you were my girlfriend.

  Carrie : What? Why would you do that?

  Ashley Burke : Well, we were trying to break Dad and Marci up.

  Mary-Kate Burke : Yeah, Carrie, we don't want to lose you.

  Kevin Burke : Why would you lose Carrie?

  Mary-Kate Burke : Because she said if things kept with between you and Marci, she'd be out of a job.

  Carrie : Well, that was a joke. I didn't mean that.

  Ashley Burke : Well, we thought you did and we liked the way things are.

  Mary-Kate Burke : Yeah, you're the best babysitter we've ever had.

  Ashley Burke : You're like family.

  Carrie : So you would lie to that poor woman just to keep me around? That is so sweet.

  [sobers after Kevin gives her a look] 

  Carrie : I mean it's wrong. Of course. But it's still very sweet. I ...

  Kevin Burke : Carrie?

  Carrie : Oh, why don't I give you guys some privacy. Oh!

• Carrie : Wow, Kevin's really hitting it off with Marci.

  [jokingly] 

  Carrie : If this keeps up I might be out of a job!

  [leaves the room] 

  Mary-Kate Burke : [thinks Carrie is serious about losing her babysitting job]  We can't lose Carrie! She's like having a big sister!

  Brian : And she's real easy on the eyes, too!

• Mary-Kate Burke : We're obviously dealing with a very desperate woman.

  Ashley Burke : We need a plan so devious, so cunning, that she'll never bother us again.

  Mary-Kate Burke : What are you thinking?

  Ashley Burke : I got nothing. I just know that's what we need.