Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)
Final Justice (1999)
Michael J. Nelson: Mike Nelson, Goosio
Quotes
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Mike Nelson : [seeing Joe Don Baker as a cowboy] Meatloaf: Texas Ranger.
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[during the film, a character drops a gun and causes it to fire]
Tom Servo : See, Mike, that's what happened when I shot you that one time, and you'd never believe me!
Mike Nelson : Well, now I know.
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[Joe Don Baker leaves the village after the villagers nursed him back to health]
Mike Nelson : Well, they hustled him out of the village pretty quick.
Tom Servo : [as Joe Don] But wait, I'm still sick and wounded.
Crow : [as villagers] Uh huh. Good-BYE!
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[as the closing theme song plays]
Theme song singer : You'd better run...
Mike Nelson : Or he'll steal your lunch.
Theme song singer : Ru-un
Mike Nelson : Lu-unch.
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[Geronimo has just threatened a bartender by demonstrating how his ancestors, the Apaches, would slice off people's flesh by peeling an orange]
Mike Nelson : [as Geronimo] ... or you won't have an unpeeled orange in the place!
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[on the Malta police]
Mike Nelson : Stop or we'll surrender.
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Sheriff Geronimo : If you wanna catch a pig like Palermo, you go to a pig-sty where he wallows.
Mike Nelson : Well, you'd know pigs.
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Mike Nelson : The holy see promised air support, but never came through.
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[a bar patron, amused that Geronimo doesn't drink booze but milk, pours his drink all over Geronimo's shoes]
Mike Nelson : [disgusted] Joe Don, what are you --
[realizing]
Mike Nelson : Oh.
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[a bar fight breaks out]
Mike Nelson : Get the milk lover!
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[Geronimo is talking to people on the streets of Malta]
Mike Nelson : [as Geronimo] Not even "Walking Tall"? You must've seen me in that!
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[Geronimo looks out a window at the parade on the street below]
Mike Nelson : [as Geronimo] Can someone toss me up a calzone?