The Simpsons (TV Series)
Two Bad Neighbors (1996)
Tress MacNeille: Mrs. Glick, Barbara Bush
Quotes
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Homer : [in an exaggerated tone] Yoo-hoo.!
George Bush : Who is it?
Homer : [in an exaggerated tone] It's your sons, George Bush, Jr. and Jeb Bush. Come outside, Dad.
George Bush : Oh, good.
[yells]
George Bush : Bar! The boys are in the front yard. They'll help me think of a plan to get those Simpsons.
Barbara Bush : Oh, George! Is that all you ever think about? The boys probably just want a letter of recommendation.
[George Bush steps outside the front door as the cardboard cutouts roll upwards]
George Bush : Boys? Where are you going?
Homer : [shouts to Bart as he is on the roof] Okay, son. Give him the glue!
[Bart squeezes glue onto George's head from the roof and Homer slaps a rainbow afro wig on and runs away]
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[President Bush has put up a poster on the front of the house with crudely drawn pictures of Homer and Bart on it. It reads 'Two Bad Neighbors']
Dr. Julius Hibbert : [confused] I- I don't understand. Are you saying you and Barbara are bad neighbors?
George Bush : [annoyed] No! That's not Bar and me. It's them.
[Bush points at the Simpsons' house]
Ned Flanders : Who? Maude and me?
George Bush : No. The man and his boy. You know, the- the boy is named Bart. I don't know the name of the man.
[calls in to his wife, Barbara]
George Bush : Bar! What's the name of the man?
Barbara Bush : [calling out to George] I'm not getting involved, George.
George Bush : Look, just never mind. I thought the banner was pretty straightforward, but I guess I'll just take it down.
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[Bart is rummaging through the Bush's ktchen drawers]
Bart : Hey, where's your candy?
George Bush : We don't have any. Now go away!
Barbara Bush : George! Older people don't eat much candy, Bart, but I could bake you some cookies if you like.
George Bush : [under his breath] Can't remember the last time she made cookies for me.
Barbara Bush : What's that?
George Bush : Oh, nothing.
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Maude Flanders : What brings you to Springfield?
Barbara Bush : Well, George and I just wanted to be private citizens again, go where nobody cared about politics. So we found the town with the lowest voter turnout in America.
George Bush : Just happy to be here among good, average people with no particular hopes or dreams.
Rod Flanders : But, Mr. President, we're not all good people.
Todd Flanders : There's one little boy you should watch out for. He's a bad, bad little boy.
Ned Flanders : [laughing nervously] Now, Todd, don't scare the president.
[as if on cue, they see Bart skateboard past]
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Barbara Bush : George! This is the last straw. You apologize to Homer right now!
George Bush : But Bar, we can't show any weakness in front of the Russians.
Barbara Bush : [reproachful] George...
George Bush : Yes, dear.
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Bart : Hey, what's this?
George Bush : My electric card shuffler. Don't go near the...
[Bart sends cards flying everywhere]
George Bush : Now, I told you. Oh... those cards were from Air Force One, and they only give you so many packs.
Barbara Bush : Oh, George, boys will be boys. Bart's just being friendly. Why don't you get off that sofa and show Bart your photos?
George Bush : Oh, but he'll gunk 'em all up. His hands are probably covered with mud and cookies.
[Bart shows him his clean hands]
George Bush : Well... probably stole a napkin.
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Ned Flanders : [providing running commentary on the rummage sale] Well, sir, looks like we got some nice items here at table Glick. Like this; what the heckaroonie is this, Mrs. Glick?
Mrs. Glick : [taking his microphone] It is a candy dish, Ned. $90.
Ned Flanders : Uh-huh. Well, I, uh... I guess you could put a lot of nice things in there.
Mrs. Glick : No! Just candy, Ned. $90.
Ned Flanders : [leaving, he sees a realtor putting a "sold" sign on the house across the street] Well, looks like somebody sold something today.
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Barbara Bush : I really feel awful about your lawn, Marge. George can be so stubborn when he thinks he's right.
Marge : Well, Homer, too. They're so much alike.
Barbara Bush : Too bad they got off on the wrong foot. It's just like the Noriega thing. Now, he and George are the best of friends.