Roseanne (TV Series)

Somebody Stole My Gal (1989)

Roseanne Barr: Roseanne Conner

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• Roseanne Conner : [Darlene goes to answer the door bell]  Hey, Darlene, you're on your best behavior.

  Darlene Conner : [chuckles sarcastically]  Yeah, right.

• Burt Drucker : I mean, I really love the idea of family, you know? Barbeques, and cook outs, and holidays; getting up early Saturday morning so the kids can watch cartoons.

  Roseanne Conner : Something tells me you've never been puked on by a two year old, Burt.

• Roseanne Conner : [about their relentlessly annoying, needy visitor]  He's a human being.

  Dan Conner : [angrily]  You got proof of that?

• Roseanne Conner : We're children of the 60s, Dan, we're supposed to love people, and anymore that's about the only thing we can afford to give away.

• Roseanne Conner : [to Burt]  How did you manage to live this long without anybody driving a spike into your skull?