House M.D. (TV Series)
Guardian Angels (2007)
Peter Jacobson: Dr. Chris Taub
Quotes
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[Dobson and Taub are fighting]
Dr. Gregory House : That is just great.
Henry Dobson : What is?
Dr. Chris Taub : Which one of us is?
Dr. Gregory House : Both of you. Together. Fighting. Passionate to prove the other one wrong. Couldn't care less about the patient, but it all works out the same.
Dr. Amber Volakis : I hate Thirteen!
Dr. Gregory House : Not as productively.
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Dr. Amber Volakis : It could be a tumor to the temporal lobe.
Dr. Chris Taub : Not with a normal CT scan.
Dr. Amber Volakis : You mean it appeared normal to the doc in the ER.
Dr. Gregory House : Way to get right back on that horse, Thirteen.
Thirteen : No, that was Amber.
Dr. Gregory House : Nice try, Cutthroat Bitch. That was the worst Thirteen imitation I've ever heard.
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Dr. Gregory House : [to Taub] Doctor's lounge. Let's go.
Dr. Chris Taub : Why me?
Dr. Gregory House : Well, I can't ask the black guy or one of the chicks to do it. That would be insensitive.
Dr. Chris Taub : And you can't ask Bosley because that'd look like you only hired the non-doctor to do non-doctor stuff.
Dr. Gregory House : You keep stalling, you're still gonna clean up, but I won't let you have the mop.
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Dr. Gregory House : [to Cole] You have oatmeal on your pants.
[Cole looks at his pants and looks around; Kutner looks up]
Dr. Lawrence Kutner : Do you have a camera in here?
Dr. Gregory House : No. I was guessing. He had oatmeal on his pants yesterday and the day before. Have one of your wives look after the spawn.
Cole : I'm a single dad.
Dr. Chris Taub : Where's the single mom?
Cole : I have no idea.