Two and a Half Men (TV Series)
Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo (2007)
Jon Cryer: Alan Harper
Quotes
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Alan Harper : You need a woman who's more age-appropiate.
Charlie Harper : What is age-appropiate for me?
Alan Harper : Forty.
Charlie Harper : Are you out of your mind?
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Charlie Harper : Forty-year-old women come with a lot of baggage.
Alan Harper : Right. And you have just a carry-on.
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Alan Harper : I don't believe this. You? Nervous about a date?
Charlie Harper : Of course I'm nervous! We don't have anything to talk about! I haven't been with a forty-year-old since high school!
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Charlie Harper : I don't mind the talking and the listening, but what about the ears?
Alan Harper : What about the ears?
Charlie Harper : The ears never stop growing, and I like a nice, taut lobe.