Long Pig (Video 2008) Poster

(2008 Video)

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7/10
Just watch and enjoy the massacre!
rocketapple8 September 2008
Warning: Spoilers
Effin bad ass! Best damn horror movie I have ever witnessed. I will say I am quite surprised by who survived....The entire time I was thinking it was gonna be Twisty....boy was I wrong! I could NOT believe they was she was brutally massacred and tortured to her death. And here is the best part she laughed in the face of danger and (pardon my French) said, "F*** YOU" to the killer as he killed her so she could be eaten. What a heroic chick. So I'm thinking, Tree must be the one who survives, right? WRONG! She gets killed in an even weirder way. I'm not even going to begin to describe that scene. I wouldn't know where to start. SO then I'm like, hmmmmm.......Kick seems like the surviving type, right? She's been bullied and walked over this entire movie, she must have some type of redemption or revenge, right? WRONG! She bites the dust way earlier! So I bet you're wonder what really happens huh? I'm not that big of a spoiler, hahahaha!
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4/10
too long that pig
trashgang7 May 2010
Friends told me to take a view on this independent flick, so I did. But hell, it worked and it didn't work. To be honest, the whole movie is too long. It starts off pretty nasty, with some excellent editing and sound so I thought, this is going to be a hell of a ride. But it wasn't. Okay, I admit, there is nudity, there is blood, it's brutal but they made a fault. It wasn't gory...it's all done off camera, and the victims are full of blood but when they are slaughtered the blood doesn't flow, weird. After a while the movie turns into a story about love and sexuality. So we go to a party. Well some parties can be boring, and this one is, it's a long time about blah blah were nothing really happens, not for a horror movie. At the end it turns again into some brutal, sadly off screen torture. It was going to be an ode to Texas Chainsaw Massacre but failed, Oh yes, the cannibal is creepy as is the blond haired freak but as said, in between the torture scene's we have more than an hour nothing else then talking about relations. It could have been so much rougher.
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