Movie 43 (2013)

Mark L. Young: Calvin (segment "The Thread)

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• Calvin : [segment "The Thread"]  It can make you pull off your own dick!

  Baxter : Okay, why would you want to watch it if it would make you pull off your own dick?

  Calvin : Because - if you can watch it all the way through, from beginning to end, you're rewarded beyond your wildest dreams - with money and sex and women.

  JJ : It's like that movie, "The Ring" but with a good ending.

  Calvin : Yeah, and boobs.

  JJ : Lots of boobs.

  Baxter : So, what's this movie called?

  Calvin : Eh, "Movie..."

  JJ : "43".

  Calvin : "Movie 43".

  JJ : "Movie 43".

• Baxter : [segment "The Thread"]  Did you just try to hit me through your computer screen?

  Calvin : Yeah, I did. Why don't you come in here so I can hit you like a real man, pussy.

• Calvin : [segment "The Thread"]  This video is so illegal it has been banned by every country in the world.

  JJ : Including Amsterdam.

  Calvin : Where you can slap a cop in the face with your penis and they'd say, "Danke".

  Baxter : Amsterdam is not a country.

  Calvin : Amsterdam's not a country?

  JJ : Since when?

• Calvin : [segment "The Thread"]  We need to April Fools prank him.

  JJ : Yeah!

  Calvin : Hit him wear it hurts.

  JJ : Right square in his balls.

  Calvin : No, we got to do something better. We steal his computer and load it full of viruses.

  JJ : Where do we get viruses?

  Calvin : Ah, duh! Porn sites. Why do you think my computer is so slow? It's full of 'em!

• Calvin : It's the most dangerous film in the world.