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Josh Groban : So, which one of you is, uh... Sandy?
Sandy Ryerson : [raising his hand] Ooh! Mr. Groban, we are so honored that you came here today.
Josh Groban : I came here to tell you...
Sandy Ryerson : Yes, sir?
Josh Groban : Stop e-mailing me. This is a restraining order. Stop sending me nude photos. Stop calling me. I don't know how you got my number! I don't know how you got my number again after I changed it, but I don't want any more of your edible gift baskets or locks of your hair, and I don't want to read any more of those sonnets you wrote for me.
Flex, The Bodyguard : That stuff got crazy, dude.
Josh Groban : Are we clear?
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Josh Groban : Now you might be thinking why would a pop star like me come over here and talk to you? Well, let me tell you something, throngs of screaming teenagers don't do it for Josh Groban. No. Josh Groban loves a blousy alcoholic.
Mrs. Schuester : [belches] You have to forgive me, ma'am, I'm a little bit drunk and I'm afraid I'm not making good choices right now.
