Red Dwarf (TV Series)

Back to Earth (Part Three) (2009)

Robert Llewellyn: Kryten

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Quotes 

• Kryten : [Examining the 'Information Droid']  Perhaps it's overheated. Are you usually that red? I'm going to place this instrument into your voice unit, and I want you to say 'Ahh'.

• Kryten : There seems to be some sort of malfunction, sir!

  [Uncovers a key in his finger, which he uses to unlock the post box] 

  Kryten : Good grief!Vandals have stolen the droid's entire hard drive, and stuffed envelopes through it's voice unit! What kind of place is this?

• Simon Gregson : [Entering the Rovers and spotting Craig sitting at a table]  Oi! You'll never guess who I've just seen! All your mates from Red Dwarf! They'e outside

  Craig Charles : Serious?

  Simon Gregson : Yeah! They've just landed in a little spaceship! it's green, um

  [Clicks his fingers while trying to remember the name] 

  Simon Gregson : What's it called?

  Craig Charles : Listen, mate, don't mess about! I've got loads of lines to learn! I've got a massive scene this afternoon!

  Simon Gregson : I'm serious, and I know what I saw!

  [pause] 

  Simon Gregson : Even you were there!

  Craig Charles : I was there? How many have you had?

  Simon Gregson : [pause]  Well, I've had a couple, but listen, I've just seen you!

  [Holds out hand just above the top of the table] 

  Simon Gregson : So high, ugly, definitely you

  Craig Charles : [Kryten, Cat and Rimmer walk in]  Hi guys! What are you doing here?

  Kryten : Ah, Mr Charles, sir! My name is Kryten. I'm a fictitious character from the television series Red Dwarf, and we really need your help.

  Simon Gregson : Told ya!