My Boys (TV Series)
Addition by Subtraction (2010)
Kyle Howard: Bobby Newman
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Quotes
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Kenny Morittori : [with Andy moved to China] I'll say it. I'm glad he's gone. No offense, PJ. I know he's your brother, but that guy was mean, slow, and a mediocre poker player.
Mike Callahan : Don't sell him short. He also complained constantly.
P.J. Franklin : It wasn't "constantly."
Kenny Morittori : [as Andy] Poker starts too early.
Bobby Newman : [as Andy] And goes too late.
Mike Callahan : [as Andy] This ice makes my scotch taste like freezer.
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P.J. Franklin : No smoking in the apartment
Brendan Dorff : I told her to smoke by the window.
P.J. Franklin : Next time tell her to open it.
Bobby Newman : Yes, these are bright girls we're dealing with.
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[Brendan's been bringing inconsiderate girls into PJ's apartment]
Brendan Dorff : [to Bobby] You're cranky. Somethin' up, buttercup?
Bobby Newman : Uh, yeah, it kind of is. A stranger used my toothbrush.
Brendan Dorff : It's a GUEST toothbrush, all right? You're a guest, too.
P.J. Franklin : "Guest toothbrush?"
Brendan Dorff : It's a thing.
Kenny Morittori : No.
Stephanie Layne : No, it's not.
Brendan Dorff : Whatever, dude. You used the last of the milk.
Bobby Newman : MY milk!
Brendan Dorff : In my fridge!
P.J. Franklin : Actually...
Brendan Dorff : Fine. Fine. OUR fridge, but, I mean, the point is I gotta deal with your stuff, too, like your computer goin' "slammity-slam" early in the morning.
Bobby Newman : First of all, no computer goes "slammity-slam" - that's a fact - and secondly, noon is not early in the morning!
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Brendan Dorff : [dismissing a suggestion] Dude sucks.
P.J. Franklin : You don't even know him. You met him for two seconds.
Brendan Dorff : Whatever, dude. Look, anything you need to know about somebody, you learn in the first five minutes of meeting them.
Stephanie Layne : Where's this theory coming from?
Brendan Dorff : Oh, YEARS of observation.
Bobby Newman : ...hooking up with drunk club girls.
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Mike Callahan : Hey, Bobby, how did you NOT find out who it is, huh? Why didn't you use your powers as a boyfriend to spy? You know, withhold sex or somethin' to get the answer?
Bobby Newman : What would be in that for me?
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Bobby Newman : I hope out mystery person is hiding in that bag.