Hitman: Absolution (2012 Video Game)

Brian Kimmet: Mansion Chef, Conveniance Store Chef, Scientist, Blackwater Receptionist

Quotes 

• Mansion Guard : Come on, you can tell me. My lips are sealed.

  Mansion Chef : This recipe is a trade secret... handed down from master to apprentice for centuries. I will take the secret ingredient with me to the grave.

  Mansion Guard : Uh huh. Is it salt?

  Mansion Chef : No... no! What do you take me for? Salt? Please! I am one of the finest chefs in this culinary wasteland you call a nation! You put liquid butter on your popcorn and you have the nerve to make assumptions about my award winning recipes. Salt! Shame you sir. Shame! Now go on get out of here!

  [Shushes him away] 

  Mansion Guard : Alright, alright relax. I was only asking. Christ, don't have a heart attack.

  Mansion Chef : Out I say! Go guard a gate or shoot at some beer cans you big ape! Sacrebleu.