User Reviews

Before I watched this I was lost, afraid, alone. I was maidenless and tarnished and didn't think I had anywhere to go in life. Then I watched this masterpiece. Now I have a super hot goth gf and I bench 225. The end.

I just finished watching this movie for the first time. Words cannot describe the sheer greatness of this movie. The a listed actors, the 22nd century cgi, the plot of the movie, all incredible. My life was pointless up to this point, but now I have purpose. Thank you oh great Assdini. Thank you.

One of the greatest pieces of media of our generation.

It was a normal Tuesday night, and my girlfriend and I were chilling on the coach. We were watching TV and came across an odd looking show. We decided to stop and view for a bit. After some odd minutes, we decided to stop and go to bed.

Come to find out, what felt like a few minutes, comes to be 14hrs. I was wearing a wizard hat that I never owned, with Dino socks, 3 wolf moon shirt on and 20k cash. My girlfriend had a circus ring leader hat on, Gucci sunglasses, and a wool shirt she knitted even though she doesn't know how to knit.

We felt 10 years younger, and with enough power that we could run to the moon and back. I soon started to notice I would hear my neighbors clearly from 4 houses down, and taste the air. I could see each individually pixel in the TV and smell the bakery that was a mile away. My girlfriend's vocabulary was suddenly on par with Shakespeare and she was the IQ greater than Nikola Tesla. We knew the cause to this could only be from "The Great Assdini vs the world."

Only time I laughed and cried harder was when the star of this movie messed up that magic trick in Cleveland lmao! But yeah I thought I was just up all night on poppers but it turns out this is actually a real movie and "I like it" - James Cage White.

Before this was around i was lost from the world. Once this came into my life my whole perspective changed. Almost like i could see everything from a new angle.

Such an unprecedented level of assdidni magic will always leave you crying and wanting more while asking what just happened?!?!? Truly a wizard of our generation.

When you are sad or demoralized just open this show and watch it. This is gonna make you happier in a sec for sure. With his perfect jokes and illusions you can't leave your eyes from him. Just try it ;) you'll like it. I'm dead serious.

The greatest thing I have ever seen. The greatest cinematic masterpiece to exist. The Great Assdini surely is the pinnacle of drama, comedy, and all-around theatre. 11/10 I will find you if you don't watch.