Scream Queens (TV Series)

Pilot (2015)

Jamie Lee Curtis: Dean Cathy Munsch

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Quotes 

• Chad Radwell : I'm in love with you.

  Dean Cathy Munsch : Of course you are. Cuz that's the only way this situation could get more depressing. Please leave.

  Chad Radwell : I will, but I'm gonna take a pair of your panties.

  Dean Cathy Munsch : I'm gonna barf on your face unless you get out of here!

• Dean Cathy Munsch : Go take a psychology course. Try to figure out who gave you such disgusting mommy issues.

  Chad Radwell : It was, you know, probably my mom.

• Dean Cathy Munsch : Now, I'm not sure your aware, but I'm no longer associate dean. After Dean Reynolds' unfortunate passing over the summer, I was promoted to her position.

  Chanel Oberlin : Well, that sure sounds suspicious.

  Dean Cathy Munsch : Yes, I snuck into the home of my 80-year-old colleague of twenty years, dropped a transistor radio in her bathtub so I could get a 5% raise.

• Dean Cathy Munsch : How did my life turn into this? I marched for the equal rights amendment. I burned my bra in the middle of this campus. And then left school to intern for Gloria Steinem at Ms. Magazine. This generation? They couldn't give a rat's ass about any of it. Nothing's changed.

• Dean Cathy Munsch : Have you seen the way girls dress on this campus? These sorority bitches, strutting around in basically just their underwear, screaming bloody murder about being objectified as if they haven't objectified themselves already.

• Dean Cathy Munsch : You are awful in bed! Are you aware? I mean, just the worst.

  Chad Radwell : What-what? Did I not take you there?

  Dean Cathy Munsch : Look what I've stooped to. Getting sex by blackmailing students on academic probation.

• Chad Radwell : I'm gonna call ya.

  Dean Cathy Munsch : As I can't destroy every phone on earth, that'll remain a possibility.

• Dean Cathy Munsch : This is the final police report on the assault of your presidential predecessor at Kappa, Melanie Dorkus.

  Chanel Oberlin : That girl was a bitch, who thought she was all that because her family founded the Olive Garden and she had no gag reflex.

• Dean Cathy Munsch : Now Dean Reynolds' over-sight of Greek life at this school was so negligent that it bordered on the criminal, and Kappa is the source of rampant reports of alcoholism, prescription drug abuse, racism, as well as allegations of bestiality...

  Chanel Oberlin : No one forced that goat to get as drunk it got! That's on him.

  Dean Cathy Munsch : But all of it is like children playing in a sandbox compared to the horrors that occurred at Kappa last spring.

• Dean Cathy Munsch : I'm gonna be honest. I hate sororities and I hate you. For years, I've seen the damage these so-called sisterhoods have had on young girls.

  Chanel Oberlin : Do you think you like to munch box because your last name is Munsch or is that just a coincidence?

  Dean Cathy Munsch : First of all I'm not a lesbian. Second, this is exactly what I'm talking about. You see, out in the real world, people just don't talk that way to other people. It's not normal.

• Dean Cathy Munsch : Chanel, I'd like you to introduce you to Jennifer.

  [who is the very antithesis of what Chanel sees as cool] 

  Chanel Oberlin : I'm sorry, Kappa doesn't participate in the Make a Wish Foundation.

• Dean Cathy Munsch : This is personal for me, Chanel. You represent everything that is wrong with young girls nowadays, and I'm gonna take you and that so-called kingdom you call a sorority down.