Scream Queens (TV Series)

Pilot (2015)

Diego Boneta: Pete Martinez

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Quotes 

• Pete Diller : Uh, welcome to the Grind. What can I get started for you?

  Chanel Oberlin : [to Ms. Bean]  You don't want anything, do you?

  [to Pete] 

  Chanel Oberlin : I'll have a Trenta, no foam, five-shot half-caf, no foam pumpkin spice latte with no foam at 210 degrees.

  Pete Diller : First of all, that's really hot. That's two degrees below boiling.

  Chanel Oberlin : I'm sorry, did I enter a wormhole to a universe where this coffeehouse does not possess the technology to heat my favorite autumnal tradition to 210 degrees? I like my pumpkin spice lattes extra hot, so please comply with my request.

  Pete Diller : But extra hot is 170 degrees.

  Chanel Oberlin : I'm sorry, does your job description entail arguing with your customers, thereby delaying the moment at which they receive the irresistible nutmeggy sweetness of the extra hot, no foam, pumpkin spice latte they've been thinking about all day? I mean, God!

  Pete Diller : [to Ms. Bean]  Ma'am, what would you like?

  Chanel Oberlin : She doesn't want anything! She wants you to start making my extra hot, no foam, pumpkin spice latte!

• Chanel Oberlin : Gay Jimmy Olsen over here got a little obsessed with me last year. I still have the fifteen thousand text messages he sent me. I had to get a restraining order.

  Pete Martinez : I was a freshman and I had a crush, okay? I tend to get a bit passionate about things. You intentionally led me on, you kept acting like you liked me just so you could humiliate me.

  Chanel Oberlin : What was I supposed to do? True Tori was over, I was bored.

• Grace : I'm pledging Kappa.

  Pete Martinez : You don't seem the type.

  Grace : Well, clearly you haven't discovered the many layers of Señorita Awesome.

• Pete Martinez : Her name's Chanel and she's president of the Kappa House and she thinks that means her poop smells like ginger beer.

• Grace Gardner : I have to tell you something.

  Pete Martinez : You loaded a dead body into a freezer. Based on the strain on your faces as you carried her out, my money's on Ms. Bean.

  Grace Gardner : What?

  Pete Martinez : You loaded a dead body into...