My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (TV Series)

Make New Friends But Keep Discord (2015)

Ingrid Nilson: Maud Pie

Quotes 

• Discord : [On stage, attempting stand up comedy with a watermelon on a stool next to him]  Knock knock!

  [pause as everypone stares at him] 

  Discord : You're supposed to say "Who's there?" ! This is the most basic of jokes!

  [Grits his teeth as he pulls out a mallet and smashes the watermelon, making it splatter out onto some of the ponies] 

  Maud Pie : You're the most basic of jokes.

  Pinkie Pie : Good one, Maud! Hee, hee!

  [Everypony else laughs, one of Discord's eyes twitches, then he grits his teeth]