Producer Dick W, had an orgasmic idea (or got presented one). Why not have a Chicago Police show. That was a hard success. While enjoying his ride, Dick W decided to pump harder and go for a second orgasm, involving firemen. A great idea again. He now found himself in a three-way with CPD and CFD, two steaming hot mamma's that ended up being cheap too as many of the actors overlap, 2 lovers, stroked at two sides of Dicks' shaft. Dick W had a 2for1 deal on the pay-slip, and success too. Dick was big! Then Dick got addicKted, and thought he could have a foursome. Slip one other Chicago Mamma in is his series-orgy and see if he could have another orgasm. But as we all know, men have limited abilities to rub one out. The first is gloriously squirting at high speed, feeling orgasmic. The second comes out with a bit more complications and pain. The last, if possible at all, completely useless - a powder squirt. That's what this series is - *pffft*
This is my childish analogy for Chicago Justice. Dick rubbed one too many out. Sorry!
Chicago Justice is the powder-squirt, the disappointing last drop, out of the dried up shaft of Dick W. It is a weak show with weak actors and weak story lines with once again the same actors that we see in 2 different series, which gets really old, really freaking fast.
What's next Dick? CA - Chicago Abortion? Chicago Funeral? or CP Chicago Psychiatrist where we see all characters from CP, CF and CJ at the psychiatrist on a couch?
Dick, its getting old wrinkled and sore. Get back to your three-way, let those stroke you success-shaft a wee bit more and count your Dollars.
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