Modern Family (TV Series)

Weathering Heights (2016)

Sofía Vergara: Gloria Delgado-Pritchett

Quotes 

• Joe Pritchett : Thank you for bweakfast.

  Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : [as Joe leaves]  Did you hear that? Bweakfast. It's a good thing that we're taking him to speech therapy. I want everybody to understand every single thing he says.

  [heavily accented and incomprehensible] 

  Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : Do you want marmalade on your brioche toast?

  Jay Pritchett : Not a clue. You're probably right to nip that speech problem in the bud. Mitchell had a lisp we let slide. Now I got a lifetime of "What if...?".

  Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : That is so offensive. A lisp doesn't make you gay. Being gay makes you lisp.

• Manny Delgado : Oh, good god. There are thousands of "Hamilton" parodies, and half of them are college applications.

  Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : It's okay, papi. Maybe the people in New York haven't heard about "Hamilton".

  Manny Delgado : The deadline for early admission is tomorrow. I'll never come up with something great by then.

  Jay Pritchett : Yes, you will, and I'll help.

  Manny Delgado : You'd do that for me?

  Jay Pritchett : Anything for you, kid.

  [cut to one-on-one interview] 

  Jay Pritchett : I got to get this kid out of the house. All his crazy quirks. The farther away, the better. I keep leaving brochures around for schools at sea.