Reviews

This was not bad at all. Abigail was pretty damn excellent. The ending sucked but other that it was entertaining and funny as hell. Couple problems though. Like when she turned the blonde chick. They couldve easily busted out the wall in that room. You could see outside lol. But for what it was ot was alot of fun. I think im gonna get stoned and watch it again. I wouldve actually paid to see this movie if i ever had to pay to watch a movie again. The ballerina stuff was funny as hell. Anyone giving this movie a 1 is a complete fool. Was good to see old Gus acting again. Too bad he only had a small part. Hopefully there will be an Abigail 2.

This show is so fake. Mark Webb is on. They're acting like hes a Charger with money lmao. That dude could not buy that house if his life depended on it. The dude has zero money. Oh did i mention hes nit even a Charger lol. Ya rarely ever see these clowns sell a house. Just sooo bad. But its nit the worst one of this genre. Thats for sure. Plus Pollys kinda sexy in a biche way. But anyway i cant believe this got a season 2 let alone 3. But good for them man. Good for them. They deserve it. Oh the ocean scenes are nice to look at. Oh and the sand. The sand rocks and the occasional wave. Surf city here we come.

Just nauseatingly bad. Nobody can write in Hollywood anymore. Its just garbage scripts or just stolen garbage from movies of yesteryear. They dont even explain who Rachel is or why the heck she is even there. Lmao. That is one gigantic hole in this stupid movie. Then whats with all the large women. Seriously i know there's a slew of fit sexy women in Hollywood. They couldve at least showed Emma/Rachel knockers in the shower or something. I mightve gave this Bomb a two score. Then two of the girls start thinking Rachel is Emma but they never explain who the heck Rachel is to begin with. The writer of this movie should be banned from making movies for life.

I'm sitting in my family room looking for a flick. I see this. I am like William Forsythe, and the Star troopers dudes. Hot looking babe on the cover. How come i never heard of this especially since im a Biker. Then it started. Omg this was so bad. The Star troopers dont make good bikers. When they went to the first Biker bar lol. I swear all the friends and extras looked more like they'd be at home on a MOPED lmao. The whole whole plot was nonsense. The only good part of the movie was the Naked chick that one of the Star troopers nailed. She had no breasts but her rear look okay. I was hoping to see the hot biker chick on the cover of this movie. I feel sorry for Willie Forsythe. I really do.

This movie could've been great. Nudity would've helped this immensely. This is my favorite type of movie. The UK always makes garbage movies though. Dont get me wrong USA makes plenty of garbage too, but I rarely like a UK flick. This had a chance. I mean sexy main character. Her little buddy was hot. The fighting choreography was just horrendous. Soo Bad lol. They ruined the whole movie by the blonde hag being a better fighter than Erin. And lol what the hell happened to the hag. She's unbeatable and then what?? Her heart blows up lol. God just ruined it all. Whoever wrote this movie was a dolt! I gave a 2 because, I love revenge movies. But the director and the writer shouldn't quit their day jobs. Wow. I changed my mind. I watched it again stoned and it's so bad that's its good. I changed my rating to an 8. It pretty damn funny.

Lord have mercy on the souls that brought us here. Omg what a stupid movie. Dumb. I know Lapd is basically an incompetent department. But even they aren't that stupid. Seriously you have a burglary in progress in Hancock Park. A child victim inside. A unit could not make it there in time. Lmao to save her. Then they have a dispatcher who is in the wrong line of work. But she's one of their best. Lmao dumb. Then you have a car spot the vehicle and you don't tell her to stay back and observe. Dumb. Noone calls Highway Patrol. You only have one Unit trying to find a kidnapped victim lmao. The rest of the movie is even dumber. It was nice seeing Michael Imperioli get the real death he deserved on the Sopranos. You got Halle Berry. Would a shower scene hurt? Hollywood just sucks.

God this was so bad. So boring... just nothing ever happens. It's just nothing . Like if you died right now you'd be nothing. This movie was like watching nothing. Chicago pd episodes are wayyy wayyy better. I didn't care who the killer was anymore. I just did not. That's never happened before. This was so boring and long I just didn't care anymore. I swear watch chicago pd. So much better. Like how big a dolt Joe Biden is. That Big. I hope nobody to pay to see this because that would be a travesty beyond all recognition. Did I mention this movie was really boring lol. Yea I think I did. Holy hell was I punished. Oh my God I just saw another guy say this was a Gravitas film. I didn't know. That's why it was so bad lmao. I must've missed that at the intro. Holy hell that's funny.

I had to tap out watching this nonsense. I was hoping for a true depictment of fire fighting. But no it was scripted garbage.

They had the Los Angeles County Sheriff's department on the scene in a residential area. They were all pointing their weapons systems at the so called lady at her residence. The lady was supposedly holding a knife to her throat with family members present. Some of the Deputys were deploying less than lethal shotguns and tasers. They had about 10 Deputies and Supervisors there. Next thing you know they decide to let the old Bald Fire Captain and his Female trainee walk up and begin acting as negotiators LMFAO. Of course they talk her down quicker than dog snot. The episode was running out of time lmao. Of course the Sheriffs laugh and say something to the effect good job heroes and they laugh. SMFH. The Captain walks off like hes too cool for his suit. No Law Enforcement department in America would let that happen. Now LASO is a broke down department. I mean have you seen them try to puruse a fleeing vehicle lately. Its comical. If they allowed this. They are dopes.

Too fake for this viewer.

HORRIBLE movie. I love John Wick. I mean I wouldn't pay to see one, but I love the series none the less. Even liked the third one even though the ending blew baby chunks. All the 10s and 9s scores are so damn fake it's hilarious. IMDB is a joke. Someone needs to start a real movie database and weed out the fake high scores, it's as ridiculous as John Wick 4. He walks away from every major injury or collision or building fall. Then he passes away from flesh wounds. What nonsense. The whole plot is nonsense. The fights scene are so boring. I got up to make a sandwich twice. Just the typical 100 judo throws and same shots to head. Numerous coup de grace's. I feel sorry for anyone who paid for this nonsense.

Man oh man alive this movie had potential. I was really enjoying it.

The dark haired chick who got split in half had a sweet body. A little more nudity of her and I would've raised the score.

Also why didn't they have the other chicks nude. Ones in a bathtub and not nude seriously?

Okay I was gonna give this movie a 7 or 8 but right when they pulled the goofy trick on the killers, knocked him out and didn't crush his head, oh man the rating just plummeted like Joe Biden at one of his rally. Then they believe their buddy in truck lol. God how sad. The writer should be shot at that point. Then the rest of the movie just sucked the big shaboykin.

This was way overrated. I've read and know all about the Serpico story. I also did 30 years in Law Enforcement. I saw this movie pop up and I couldn't believe I've never watched it. I think it was just my Angel taking care of me all these years. This was horrible. Slow tedious. Like the director just kept throwing boring scenes in just to make a movie. It was just bad. The acting was awful. The first girlfriend wasn't too bad. The second girl friend was a horrible actress. Serpico was a hero. This movie made him look like Joe Biden sucking on a child's ear. I've seen better documentaries on the corruption in the NYPD. Just a worthless corrupt dept. I mean the cop guys they call honest, only stole a little bit lol. Unbelievable.

Lawd have mercy on the souls that brought us here. Of all the real estate shows, this one is just plain awful. I mean if you were suicidal, this would totally make you put the gun in your mouth and spin the cylinder. There would be bitemarks on the barrel of the revolver. I don't think they sold more then 2 houses. I know one for sure and I thought there was another one, but the shows just so boring. They should've called it, Chubby Black Girls pretending to sell Million dollar homes. They even had one football player pretending like he was rich. The guy only played a few years most of the time hurt. He doesn't have the money to buy a 10 million dollar house. It was just so fake and scripted I wanted to barf.

This was so bad. Just awful. No comparison to the other shows in its genre. The editing was horrible. Maurweedcio only knows the word extraordinary. All these realtors couldn't get a job at McDonald's as fry cooks. I would never let any of these unprofessional clowns sell or buy my homes. I thought they were unprofessional on that Sunset show. These kids on this show are ridiculous. Where are the adults. The oldest guy they have is an Andy Cohen Knockoff. Acts just like him but somehow he isn't gay. Lmao hilarious. Who knew Maurweedcio and his daughter Farquah are the greatest realtors in the world. Lmao seriously they will tell you.