Reviews

This film about a mute, tap-dancing woman who works as a cleaning lady in a dreary government lair and falls in love with a sea beast is one part Bjork's Dancer in the Dark, one part Amelie, and one part Free Willy. Ugh.

I absolutely love cars and driving but this movie is ridiculously corny. Like the part where Baby is listening to a song with a trumpet and walks by a music store with the trumpet in the window? And he is listening to a song that says "slide" and sees graffiti saying "slide" with an arrow? I wanted to throw up. It's like a heist movie made by an art student based off an ipod commercial and mixed with Sesame Street.