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From movies to tv shows, I love watching for the element to live another life. To experience another fantasy. I thank and love IMDb for bringing me all the info it can bring. And for finding movies and tv shows that I can rate to show to other viewers. Everyone has their own view on films and here you can find reviews or just find a movie or show you been looking for.
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xXx: Return of Xander Cage (2017)
Don't Even Bother Watching!
This movie was so bad from start to finish. Certain movies go a little to far fetch, but lord have mercy this was just a big pile of awfulness.
Story - Stupid and again the same ole we must stop the technology before the evil villains use it to do damage. Not only was it boring but I just could not believe any of it, even for laughs.
Characters - Vin Diesel seemed to be out of it. He definitely wasn't even trying. Most of the lines he had were stupid and cringe worthy. Most of the characters shouldn't have even been there. DJ guy? Stupid. Crash driver? Why? Between horrible acting and dialogues most of the bad guys(the one shooting the good guys with guns) was like they went to Stormtroopers for aiming lessons. No lie, if you watch closely this guys are directly pointing at our heroes just for the bullets to be hitting the ground/dirt. Action and fight scenes even with Donnie Yen I could not enjoy.
Action - Most of this movie has action. But almost every scene is like watching stuff anyone could come to the conclusion that the stuff shown would never work. Some examples I mean is falling from a high distance to perfectly land and go skiing. Nope. Or riding a dirt bike into water that turns into a jet ski of sorts and go under water and still work. Nope. Jumping off a freeway overpass onto another road to perfectly time and land on a semi-truck without knowing it would be there, twice. NOPE! I can watch movies for ridiculous far out moments. But this movie was just awful.
In conclusion - The first xXx with Vin Diesel was fun to watch and enjoy. This movie butchered every aspect of it. Between crappy characters that were pointless, Vin Diesel being old and not caring, to a story/plot that a first grader probably wrote, lame music, Vin Diesel getting all the ladies <- stupid, and etc. I could go on about almost any scene. For your sake, skip this movie and don't even bother renting it. Two thumbs and eight fingers down! Negative out of 10.
Venom (2018)
Venom=Spider-Man
Sony is turning Venom into another Spider-Man trilogy.
Story - Boring and average. Certain parts of the movie were entertaining of the least. But most of the time you get emotionless dialogues that kill the vibe. Then on top of that the action scenes that if you blink you miss it parts. Way too much jumping around during the fighting. Looked like a bad CGI blur.
Characters - Everyone in this movie was eh. Tom Hardy seemed to do the best job where everyone else was just an emotionless person with a Kristen Stewart face. Its like the movie cancels the good and bad out. Some moments it was cool and made you laugh. Then other parts were boring and wanting it to hurry up and move along. Besides Tom Hardy's character, everyone else you don't remember. And in my opinion, didn't like anyone.
Venom - I did not know Venom's backstory much besides that I thought he was a villain and caused havoc. In this movie he was an anti-hero where you feel sorry for and wanted him to win. I was hoping after feeling sorry for the character Eddie Brock that he would turn into a killing machine and just destroy everyone. But no, he still has a heart that only kills the very bad, and that is a maybe. He was a villain in my mind but for all I know he could join the Avengers. I don't care that he is changing into an anti-hero but I was expecting to watch a man become a villain. Not the same ole stuff.
Average - This movie is just average. I feel like I liked parts and other parts I didn't. At this point with all these superhero movies I was hoping for a different turn with a villain movie. But it ended up being just another superhero movie. You seen it once you seen them all. This movie deserves to be rated a 5 or 6 just for how plain it is. I decided to be nice and give it a 6. Judge for yourself but lot of people talking about how awesome this movie is. It is not. A slow build up backstory that has its moments but nowhere as good.
All in all the movie could be a skip and you could wait for it to rent. I wouldn't rush this movie and just wait to rent it when you can. I just wished Venom was more villainous. It was suppose to be a different form of superhero movie and what we got was the same thing in a world of superhero movies. Skip theaters and rent it is my call.
Star Wars: Episode VIII - The Last Jedi (2017)
Jar Jar Ranks Higher Compared To This
It was two years since The Force Awakens. Time to write a decent enough story to give to Star Wars fans. But what everyone got was a flop and garbage of all the Star Wars movies.
Besides having a terrible story, the side story had no point and was way too long. Just couldn't believe the movie focused mainly on a slow speed chase of starships. Then we get a side story of Finn played by John Boyega which feels like they had no idea how to include him in the movie. Not only is the side story way too long but everything about it was just awful. Understandably the good guys might not always succeed in their mission, but with how long this part went on to just become pointless made the movie much longer than it should have.
As for character decisions and characters themselves it made no sense on why certain actions were chosen. Captain Phasma again did nothing to prove why she is indeed a captain. The dialogue was just as bad especially when a star ship is falling a part and you have Kelly Marie Tran's character Rose roll up in some vehicle to yell at Finn(keep in mind that fires, ship is falling a part) to yell "Need a lift" made me wonder who wrote this.
With a different route and direction this movie would have been what fans deserved. Sadly we are stuck with the awfulness that is to continue in the 9th installment. It is just sad to see Disney giving the typical cliches, jokes and humor, and their way to make new characters/animals to sell. Prequels so far are more entertaining.
But not all was bad. They did pull off some amazing action scenes that were jaw dropping and surprising. Of course the CGI and scenes were also grand. It is just a shame with everything else that came with it. Of course most fans of the Star Wars will watch this. I do not recommend it but a one time is all you need. If not into Star Wars then don't even bother with this movie. 5/10 is being too fair on this movie. But being impressed on some scenes it should really be rated a 1. The lowest of low for a SW movie. So much more can be sad on why it is an awful movie.
Death Note (2017)
Not Needed Remake, Again.
From beginning to end this movie went from a curious interest to straight up awful garbage. Understanding that this is Netflix's version and not based on the amazingly well done anime series. We know this isn't going to be exactly like the show, basically going into a whole new movie with just the same concept and plot. The movie starts cheesy and then it escalates into some pathetic movie. It turned out as horrible as "The Last Airbender" (2010) and "Dragonball: Evolution" (2009). Cramming too much material in a Hollywood movie never ends well.
The characters in the anime Death Note, were intelligent, geniuses, a game of cat and mouse. Thrilling to watch the show. As for the movie it ended up having characters that were nowhere near being geniuses. Such a downfall since that is what made the anime beautiful to watch. Without the characters going one on one we get cry babies wanting to be the better baby. Followed by one of the greatest characters you love in the anime series, Ryuk(The Death God). In the movie, Ryuk is basically a bloodthirsty grease biker that is not likable. So besides Netflix destroying amazing characters they also managed to take out many other characters that made this flop even worse.
The story fell apart. Anime was Kira and L fighting each other which made a true thriller. The movie we get is Light Turner who is a bullied kid who we can only guess is "Smart." He comes across the Death Note and gets peer pressured into using it. The Death Note has many rules, but we only get what helps move the movie along. Nothing else. And eventually it just turns into a bad romance love story. No special or element that gave this version its unique feel.
Like the other movies listed here this movie ended up just being rushed, smashed way too much material in a short film. If Netflix decided to do a mini series, it may have had way better chances. But this movie had not one good thing about it. Even the music was so utterly bad. Only way to watch it is either laugh at how bad it is and have its own cult following. Or the other way(if you are an anime Death Note lover) then picture it like another person who just so happens to be named Light found the notebook and everyone involved is a spoiled baby that is no way related to the anime series.
Still debating to watch it? One word, SKIP! Netflix took a good name and must use it for their gain to bring in watchers. But it isn't worth the time. Watch the anime, if you love that. Then go for the Japanese version of Death Note. Stay away from this movie.
Alien: Covenant (2017)
Boring Tale of Aliens.
A movie about aliens, you get crappy CGI of them and not much aliens, followed by the creation of them which is more confusing and boring. Surely the writers and Ridley Scott didn't even know how to explain it.
The movie, boring. Everyone at this point should know this story is about the creation of Aliens. How they came about to wreck havoc in the classic and wonderful Alien Quadrilogy(The four movies). Then comes Prometheus(2012), the first prequel to the Alien story. Which wasn't that bad, average. And then Alien: Covenant(2017) which is the continuous story of how the Aliens came about. But at this point it gets so confusing and so many questions not being answered the movie turns out boring and annoying. Feeling like plot holes and stories aren't sticking. Not saying it does, but you get the feeling like the writers, Ridley Scott himself doesn't even know certain answers and skips over details. That is what this movie delivers.
From that the movie has decent parts. Love the exploring and scenery landscape it showed. Visuals of space was amazing as well. Then you get let down when the aliens show up. The biggest let down in a movie. The aliens looked pathetic. Understandable that it is a different form of aliens unlike the ones we are use to, skinnier looking. Even the action involving the aliens was garbage. Graphics were horrid and the action of them didn't feel like Alien. Along with the fact that somehow this first "aliens" take a lot more damage. So far crappy action with aliens with a boring backstory.
Then we have the characters. I can say right now, most of the other reviews is truth. The most dumbfounded you'll get by their idiotic and what in the world decisions they make is just beyond stupid. So many issues could have been avoided if only they didn't make that one terrible mistake. Even if you panic realizing you are seeing an alien for the first time so you might panic and do something stupid, no no. We are talking about people who make this mission a suicide pact because they don't seem to know anything. An example, in the movie we have the pilot of the small carrier ship who locks two people in the medic bay due to possible contamination. Why was this scene utter horrible? Because the lady had multiple times to change the course to save herself and her friend, but no. So first she locks them in, goes to make a call, comes back(keep in mind she had blood sprayed in her face so she herself should worry about whatever this contamination thing is) and her friend who is begging to be let out she refuses. Then the alien comes out, so still screaming and panicking runs to grab a shotgun while leaving her friend locked in and not letting her out so together they both of them can team up. Nope she runs back and finds her friend getting attacked and possibly dead at this point from the alien, she goes in with the shotgun ready to shoot the alien and her friend in the face until she slips, freaks out and crawls back out closing the door on her leg. So she runs to gets another shotgun misses almost every shot, then blows up the ship with her bad aim. This lady should know the ship has explosives on board but doesn't care. This whole scene was utter trash. Which leaves the rest of the crew stuck on the planet waiting for help now. Then you get stupid decisions with the rest of the movie where no one seems to think. Like taking a ship with 2000 colonists of people very close to the planet to make contact with the crew risking the ship and lives of the 2000. Tough luck, the rest of the crew should have high tailed it out of there.
I can go on about why this movie was terrible, plot holes, the worst crew alive. But the few parts I did enjoy was Michael Fassbender's character or being surprise by how much I like Danny McBride in this movie. Otherwise I wish it would have been so much better. A more simple story would have made it great. I'm still confused on who made the aliens. Anyways with all that said, if you are a fan of the Alien movies you will be disappointed. If you haven't seen the originals and want to watch this, you may or may not enjoy. But regardless you can't escape the stupid decisions the crew does and confusing backstory which makes the movie almost unwatchable. All in all, a one time watch and burn it.
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017)
Another Awesome Ride With the Guardians!
As good as Vol. 1? I believe so. This movie came out just as wonderful as the first. A perfect 10/10 again. From all the Marvel films, Guardians of the Galaxy takes the win and favorite. If you have not yet seen either of the two, I strongly recommend them.
Following our favorite bad mouthing heroes, Starlord, Gamora, Drax, Rocket, and probably everyone's favorite baby Groot. This time though we get to learn some back story's and most importantly who Starlord's father really is. An emotional but funny space journey. Hats off to James Gunn again pulling off another incredible film. From start to finish we get to learn more about these heroes which was left out of the first volume. And with doing so, great jokes and some intense action.
One of the reasons I love Guardians so much is the music/soundtrack. Beautiful music that of course comes from Starlord which gives it a much more deep element than just random thrown in music. It is who he is. And glad of the song choices they picked this time round. You almost want to jump up and start dancing.
In the first volume, Starlord stuck out and believe you loved him the most. Whereas this one I praise James Gunn on Drax, Dave Bautista who plays him. This character will have you on the edge of your seat laughing. Probably the best jokes come from him. But what is also beautiful is just how kids actually enjoy him much more. Baby Groot of course takes some of the cake for his cuteness. Each character has their own little world which fits perfectly. With new faces to get to know as well. But I also have to mention Michael Rooker's character, Yondu. Again another character who stuck out in this film with more of a backstory and such a step up. An awesome character that is downright B.A. In the comics he is one of the original Guardians but for the film is a Ravager. But how Rooker plays Yondu is absolutely brilliant. I would go as far to say that he deserves an award for such a talented performance along with Bautista.
The only downside I saw with this film is how it takes awhile before the story/plot come into play. You sort of wonder where it's going, but by the end of the film, it all comes together. You'll appreciate the way they do it. Otherwise I can't say anything I didn't like about it. Maybe some of the jokes weren't the best, but nowadays movies aren't funny. You will get some great laughs from this film and some great emotions from these characters. Don't miss "Awesome Mix Vol. 2!" Or in other words, Guardians of the Galaxy!
And don't forget to stay after the credits! Five post credit scenes!
Goodfellas (1990)
Average-fellas
A true story about the New York City mobsters and the main man, Henry Hill. His rise and fall from the mob life. A film that is great in acting and storytelling of how the mobster life was like in the years ranging from 1955-1980. Great to watch for the history and what the people went through in their lives. With that said, the movie itself is just an average film which sadly shows us the fact that gangs and violence is out there in the real world.
The film starts great and is amazingly well done. Martin Scorsese, the man who does very violent/crime/mob movies. And don't forget the profanity, this movie drops the F bomb. All together it doesn't affect the film. But nonetheless the movie takes you through the years with the mob family. The first act is well done, especially with meeting the characters. The second act fell flat and boring. It doesn't really hold your attention. Making you want the film to just hurry up and end. And when the end comes along it just leaves you feeling "okay." There is no big surprising moments, no memorable scenes. The dialogue on the other hand, plenty of famous lines.
The acting was grand. Joe Pesci always outdoing himself. While again Robert De Niro does such an amazing job in his character portrayals. With Ray Liotta playing the lead role of Henry Hill who was perfect. Featuring many other actors and actresses who did such an awesome job on the film. And a surprise cameo of a young Samuel L Jackson! The list of actors and actresses was well picked for the film and everyone did a masterpiece.
The story which is told from Henry and his wife's perspective. While again the film is pretty violent, it shows how it can put a toll on someone. From getting involved in fights, killings, drugs, and the overall mafia life. Eventually you are going to snap. But the way the story is told is like a long boring dull tone. Like a boring history lesson. A slow paced story. How the story is told of what really happen is just what you may read in a biography book. It is average, entertaining if you like that sort of thing. Not saying Scorsese did a bad job on the movie. "Goodfellas" just feels overrated.
Overall the movie is a straightforward average film. Ranging from the beginning to interesting to the ending being plain. Not a must see but if you got the time or like the mafia style films then go for it. Otherwise skipping this film will give you time to find another movie that is worth it. A greater movie suggestion would be another one of Scorsese's film, "The Departed."
Logan (2017)
Logan VS Deadpool, LOGAN DOMINATES!
Logan was the Wolverine we needed. A long wait for an end of an era finale that hit all emotions. Deadpool was comical and funny and blew the box office in a slow February. Logan however was a very intense emotionally western feel that pummeled Deadpool in the end. Between the two, Logan came out victorious.
This movie will take you on a journey of high and low mixture of feelings. Logan is such an action pack, furious Wolverine that's sailor mouth, who anyone getting in his way will be six feet under. Logan is our hero who just wants to enjoy the remaining years of his life in peace with his friend Professor X who knows of a young mutant. A deadly young wolverine. Which brings trouble to Logan who has to decide to help the young mutant or turn his head. But what starts with meeting with someone who has a secret only leads into bloodshed and leaving Logan to do everything in his adamant power to shred his way to stopping the pursuers that are after the young child. James Mangold made sure to tell the story and storytelling of this film in such a beautiful way. From directing it and being the writer, he puts out such a strong story that focuses on Logan. Surpassing most superhero movies and action movies. This is unlike any film you have seen and cannot pass up Logan. A must see!
If rated PG-13, Logan, would still be a top notch movie. With a R- rating it gives more emotions the characters are going through, the violence they are enduring in which they want out. Because of the R- rating it does a lot more to the story, showing us the real Wolverine that people needed to see. To know what these characters were fighting for. Not a movie for children. Children should grow up watching the X-Men movies and animated shows. Then into the Wolverine movies. And finally when old enough to appreciate such an awesome character Logan is, then see this movie!
Old man Logan, The Wolverine, Hugh Jackman. The man who was perfection for the role, the man who we watched through 17 years playing one of the best comics heroes nailed his performance every time. But this time it had such more meaning and respect for him. To watch him portray old man Logan was quite depressing to see that we are at the end of the series and seeing the last time we will see Hugh Jackman play him. And by goodness grace went out with a bang on such an amazing film. Don't forget now of Sir Patrick Stewart who also was the perfect role for Professor X, Charles Xavier. Another depressing emotion that is the last performance by a man who made the character come alive. James McAvoy did a great job but Patrick Stewart just fit the character so much better. And to see his portrayal of old Professor X is another reason why this movie did such a wonderful job on bringing the story and elements to life. Let's not leave out the young actress Dafne Keen who was just supreme in this movie. Talented young actress who I hope see to become an even greater actress later on. She stole the film from everyone. Believe it when I say the look she gives should tell that you do not want to make this child angry.
Almost everything about this movie makes you wish it could keep going. Finishing Logan will bring a tear to your eye one way or another. A powerful movie that will or should make you appreciate the people and love ones you have around you now before it is too late. Not a flaw went through my head. A perfect 10 out of 10. Regardless in theaters or one point at home, check out this movie! And appreciate one final time Hugh Jackman and Patrick Stewart's beautiful performance that we all know we will miss. Thank you two and everyone else for the making of this film.
No Country for Old Men (2007)
Beautiful but Overrated.
From mixed reviews this movie either goes 1 star or 10 stars on different views from reviewers. It lands in the middle for me with a 6 because it wasn't anything special. The movie is well paced, beautiful landscape even if it is desert. And overall an actually pretty violent movie.
I have seen many Coen movies but never payed any mind to who they were until this movie. This "No Country For Old Men" was quite a build up movie. Having a lone hunter finding a drug exchange gone wrong and finding some hefty cash. Hits the jackpot he runs home and from there has a change of heart and goes back to give a dying man some water. From there, that was his mistake and is then hunted by the drug dealers wanting their money back. But worse, a psychotic assassin comes into play killing anyone who basically talks to him. The assassin of course is after the money, leaving the lone hunter to jump from place to place to make sure he isn't next on the psychotic assassin's hit list. Then comes into play the sheriff of the town who seems to give more stories and philosophies than really do anything else. So sets into motion the rest of the movie of cat and mouse from the lone hunter being chased by the assassin and drug dealers while the sheriff is picking up pieces. An intense battle of who comes out on top of catching the cash. Ends up beautifully made and thrilling. But stops at the ending were it goes from great to disappoint.
Spoilers Ahead!
I believe the Coen brothers did a wonderful job on the movie, I actually thank them from what I hear is that they kept much of the book into the film. But the ending comes as a very big disappointment to me seeing how it ends without any answers. One of the make it your own ending feels. The assassin who seems to feel no pain randomly gets in a car crash and just walks away. The lone hunter who we think is going to have an epic gun battle with the psychotic killer is seen one scene fine, next scene dead and found by the sheriff. From the drug dealers so we believe they snatched the money and bail out. From the books perspective the assassin gets the money and returns it to the original owner. In the movie we don't even know if he gets the money and we guess the drug dealers do. Another question leads us to think why and how did he know about the money. Book may answer it, but for the film he just kind of shows up. So we can't say who he works for, if by himself, or really anything about the assassin expect that he likes to kill and wants the money. Finally the sheriff tells a dream of his father and how he is just too old for the things going on and retires. Which is a dull way of ending a book/movie. I can't blame the Coen brothers but I was so twisted and turn by the end of this movie that I started to hate on it. I don't care if the overall villain escapes or wins but this was just a confusing ending. And by confusing I mean why they decided to end it the way they did. You can see where they were going with it but it fails to leave you satisfied.
For the acting, I say it was boring. I couldn't get into any character. Love Tommy Lee Jones but the storytelling sheriff he plays puts people to sleep. Josh Brolin did a good job on his part of acting, it was his character I hated. From the random choices he makes and seemly being a smart guy did really weird choices. A good guy who ended up paying for the choices he made. I just didn't care for it. And finally the psychotic killer assassin played by Javier Bardem. Now that was a masterpiece character and acting. He played such a creepy guy that I swear I was getting the willies every time he came on screen. The role was perfect for him. A standalone perfect 10 for this guy, Javier deserves the win for the Oscar for Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role. I also do have to mention Woody Harrelson's character and say that was the worse cameo? Pointless to me, maybe it made more sense in the book but it was such a letdown to have him appear only to boringly talk.
Otherwise besides the ending, the movie itself is a very intense build up that seems like it would be a slow movie which actually gets you hooked. I was enjoying it, scenery, action, and all. I don't even remember the music/soundtrack for the film. I can see why people either like it or hate it. I'm in the middle ground and say if it wasn't for such a rushed filling ending I would have agreed to saying this movie is a must see. But with the violence, character growth, and lousy ending. I have to say skipped the movie and enjoy another movie.
Tucker and Dale vs Evil (2010)
A Gold Mine.
Stumbling onto this movie is like stumbling into a gold mine. Pure gold is how I would put it. This movie was in all ways what I love. A perfect dark comedy in every element. If you have not seen this movie, this is a highly recommended movie.
It starts off as any typical horror movie, you get the college kids, the creepy rednecks, and being in the woods with a cabin. You can see where this is going, but it isn't what you think. The couple of rednecks (played beautifully by Alan Tudyk and Tyler Labine) who are just wanting to get away on vacation in their cabin in the woods. But comes along the college kids looking to party out in the woods and believes they are not who they seem. That is when the chaos ensues, believing the rednecks to be in-bred hillbilly killers. And all they wanted was to enjoy the peace and quiet. Comedy and gore makes this movie a 10 out of 10 for me.
From the beginning to end I was laughing. Never a dull moment for me. I have re-watched this film numerous times and still find it as funny as the first time. If you are not into gore and blood you will not much enjoy the film much, but I do know people who are against death/gore/violence and have stated that this film was very clever and hilarious. Somehow the comedy from the morbid humor makes it a classic.
This movie should be listed on the top #250 films on IMDb.
10 Cloverfield Lane (2016)
A Good Suspense That Falls Flat.
If you are wondering what the movie 10 Cloverfield Lane is, well lets say it is a decent suspense film in the same universe as the Cloverfield movie. And I think that was a brilliant idea especially how the movie plays out and makes you wonder what in John Goodman's mind is going on. I was loving it. Gives you that intense creep feel throughout the movie, just waiting to see how this is all going to end. And then the epilogue comes and you feel a stab in your stomach, and realize they just took what could have been an epic ending and turned it into Hollywood's money gimmick. So from here, if you haven't seen the movie and what to know why I think it is a great and awful film continue on. Otherwise don't read on, I will go into much detail on the ending.
So again, the beginning, middle, and just up to the end was a fun movie to watch. It makes you guess and wonder what is going to happen. It gives you goosebumps wondering how are they going to tie this movie in with Cloverfield. I think that idea alone makes this movie that much more intense. To have two separate movies that gives you different feels, beautiful! You imagine you know what is going on in the outside world(if you seen Cloverfield), so we go along in this movie inside a safe shelter. John Goodman's character is wonderful to me, winning an award for best villain! You feel for him, then scared, then terrified of this guy. Mary Elizabeth Winstead did a great job and wouldn't have asked for anyone else.
While this movie mainly takes place in a shelter, it does a great job on just the story, character growth, and the suspense waiting for the climatic moment. The music was on par. I think they did a very great job on it. I was actually loving the buildup/intense sounds, amazing job there!
Then finally, the moment is here. I'm going through my head what is to come when we see the outside world. And bam! Hollywood takes over, they did their thing and just ruined everything about this movie to me. I can't say this is all Hollywood's fault, it could've be who wrote it, J.J. Abrams for all I know. The reason I'm saying Hollywood and a money gimmick is the fact you had a movie that wasn't anything like Cloverfield, but in the same universe waiting to see how it ties in. To just get alien ships flying in, killing humans on sight. Random cheesy fight scene. A lady who was terrified of John Goodman's character to somehow take on an alien ship with a molotov cocktail and win? Survives, and goes to fight in a town where they are being attacked by aliens trying to wipe us out. All that enraged me. How did Cloverfield, which centered around a giant alien, yes I know it fell from space I guess, that spawned creepy little aliens to this movie having alien ships, giant alien ships trying to take us over. How many alien movies can I name that have that plot? War of the Worlds, Independence Day, Skyline(ugh), Mars Attack!, Signs, Battle Los Angeles. Off the top of my head.
What I'm trying to say is, why go that route? Why couldn't we have got a better ending, something that tied it into Cloverfield? All those movies I listed could have been in the same universe. Why call this one a Cloverfield? Why not 10 Independence Day Lane? A dark ending that fits in with the dark element of the movie, not an action hero ending. Have her come out of the shelter and see the monster from Cloverfield fighting Godzilla would have been way better. But from what I hear, the script is/was meant for another film after this. Money gimmick is how I see it. They could have ended this movie which showed us actual more of the monster or story. But we get alien ships. Only reason I gave it a 6/10 was because the rest of the movie held up. Not the ending, if that is your type of movie I say go for it. Otherwise, pass!!
Krampus (2015)
Average Storytelling, Not Much Else
Dark comedies are my go getter. Won't shy away from them. Took awhile to watch it but finally got around to it. And in the end it was just an average/decent film. I feel like they could have had a grand slam movie but it ended up short. By the end I had to give it a 6/10 for it had good elements to the movie but could have been so much more. It was sort of a bland movie were you forget you're watching a dark comedy/horror. And kind of just go along with the story.
A Christmas/creature feature flick that is neither scary or laughable. Basically what it comes down too. For the Christmas part of it I think it did an excellent job of that. Especially adding the Christmas music when it got intense or the family bonding moments. But don't expect it to be a family Christmas movie now. Even when it had the Christmas feel, family trouble, music, and all other things you'll expect to see. You start to wonder if you turned on National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989). But then we get the folklore of Krampus.
Krampus, an evil Santa. Or justice to families who just don't have the Christmas spirit. Very incredible job and special effects on Krampus himself. From the sound effects making him sound pretty epic to the way he moves about and looks. I was quite impressed. He sure does give you an extra chill run down your spine upon watching him.
That is were the good sort of ends. I was expecting some comedy, cool side creatures, action, or nail biting moments, and scares! But you don't get anything like that. It had moments that were suppose to be just that, then fell flat. Some of the other creatures were cool (mainly just one) the others lame. The jokes/puns and action sort of felt eh. And of course the cliché grandma knows the back story of the so called Krampus. Which at least seems to be understandable, but left me with a few questions.
I was expecting all sorts of exciting moments but not having any of it hit a home run for me. I was dreading the ending. The typical horror ending you always get. BAD! Although the ending came and I didn't hate. It felt fine. Like it belonged to a movie of this nature. It was cheesy and it seemed like it was going to end where the viewers weren't going to be satisfied. The very last minutes I think filled that spot. Not good enough to leave pleased but accept it.
So from the beginning and jump to the end. That should have been the movie, a short story perhaps. The middle could have done without and would've been much better. In conclusion with it being a 6/10, average to me, only check this movie out during the Christmas time if you feeling sort of Christmas like or horror(truly not scary.) Otherwise it isn't a movie I would recommend to people's viewing. Not a must see and in a way feels a below average thanks to bland and unfunny jokes.
Bee Movie (2007)
Bee For Bad.
In Short-PASS
As you saw in my summary, it wasn't a good film. Had a few decent parts I enjoyed. I gave it a 2/10 because I did think a part or two was funny due to Jerry Seinfeld's jokes. And it did have a really important message I will go into. For now, the bad!!
It started off okay. How bees work and what they do. But then just got beezarre(Ha! Get it?) And by bizarre I mean the fact that Jerry Seinfeld's character, the bee, Barry B. Benson seems to have some weird relationship with Renee Zellweger's character Vanessa Bloome. Why you ask? Because she is a human and him a bee. Not sure why they included that element in there. For parents to watch it's painful. And to explain to the kids that bees aren't really a friendly insect to play with had me question the movie for what they were trying to teach kids.
To go on from there, a bee and a florist sue the honey business for bees to get their honey back. And that whole part was dreadful. John Goodman's lawyer character was really frustrating to watch. Again I wasn't sure how this got approved to become a movie. The jokes and storyline so far at this point had me asking myself why am I still watching this. And the only reason I ended up watching this film was because of the jokes on the internet I've seen ridiculing the film. I can see why.
Towards the end of the movie the only reason why I gave it a 2 was because of the message towards people about how important bees actually are to the world. And that is true. We need bees, they give us food and plants! So it was grand that they included that message. But the message itself wasn't a reason to get kids or parents to watch this film. I rather say choose a documentary about bees instead. Then comes the actually ending where the bee becomes a lawyer. Which threw me off so much. Because here I was thinking Barry was going to get a job working with the bees. Nope he becomes a lawyer. I was surprised how much of a cringeworthy movie this was.
Animation was okay but with how the story and plot were heading I was just dumbfounded how this became a movie. "A Bug's Life" (1998) and "Antz" (1998) turned out decent. This movie however did not. The message was brilliant. But the way they played it off was bad. Either should have changed it up with how they interacted with humans and didn't make it so ridiculous. I think that is the problem with the film.
The only good I can say about the film is it had jokes or puns that made me chuckle a bit. (Don't get me wrong, they had bad jokes and puns too!) And the message about bees. Chris Rock had a few parts that made me laugh. I can understand the movie being one of which kids will just want to watch it because it's animation. So even if you're an adult or teen I wouldn't recommend this movie nonetheless. Unless you want to watch a bad movie. But in truth this movie isn't worth the time. Pick a better children's movie or rather pick a bee documentary if you want to watch about bees.
In conclusion the film is a PASS for me. Like I mention in my review, that is basically the movie. You can read it and move on and won't miss a thing. Save your time and pick a better educating film for the kids.
Rogue One (2016)
A Thrilling Space Ride!
A needed Star Wars movie!
Star Wars 7 was a let down for me. It didn't do justice after all the years fans waited for another Star Wars movie. At least to me. But Rogue One was the justice. An action packed movie that was very entertaining. It was a side story that brought the life of the Star Wars universe back
I was spectacle about seeing Rogue One. After being disappointed by how Star Wars 7 went. I almost thought I'd wait around and not see the movie in theaters. But I decided against it and went to a late showing because it's Star Wars and just had to see it on the big screen. And by goodness sake I was glad I did. The movie starts right away introducing the new faces, Rogue One. If you don't know what this Star Wars is about, during Star Wars 4 it was said a team of rebels stole the plans of the Death Star. This is that team and the story that goes along is way better than expected.
10/10 for the beautiful, gorgeous visual effects they pulled off!!
The way they tie Rogue One within the Star Wars universe was brilliant. It felt like I was right back into the Star Wars world. And the action and fight scenes were intense. The visual effects out did themselves in here. It was beautiful. It looked so good to the eye. You couldn't have asked for a better side story to the Star Wars franchise. From the new faces you see and old faces, the acting is supreme. Felicity Jones did an amazing job with Diego Luna. Alongside with the other cast members, they all did a wonderful job to get you to feel their character.
I usually have some elements that I bring to the table that they could have done differently or something I didn't like. But as I look back at the movie, it just felt right. It connected well with the Star Wars universe. And I can't say where they might have messed up on. With Star Wars 7 having its own issues. And with the success of this film. I have to only say I am excited that hopefully Star Wars 8 will redeem itself and bring on the story that fans want.
With that said I would recommend this movie to any Star Wars fan and anyone who just wants to see some action pack thrill. You won't be bored nor waiting for the action to build up. The special effects is 10/10(I cannot stop thinking about how amazing the CGI was here), a must see. And you couldn't go wrong with the epic Star Wars music that always hits home. Again, you couldn't have asked for a better Star Wars story to add to the Star Wars universe.
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (2016)
Fantastic!... It Is In The Title.
So the overall movie was, well, FANTASTIC! At least for fans of the Harry Potter series. It seems like it will tie in nicely and go into detail about the first Wizard War or such. So the upcoming parts I can't wait to see. For fans who haven't been into Harry Potter but may want to see this, it is still a wonderful ride. I love fantasy creatures and beasts. And this shows off some impressive ones. I give it a 9/10 for the beauty and adventure. But it felt like it had a few slow parts that either should have sped up or wasn't necessary, I'll go more into detail about that further down.
The GOOD! The movie in the end was very FANTASTIC! Loved even the fact it sets around the time 1926 in New York. And Eddie Redmayne did a very talented job at playing the role of Newt Scamander. Most of the other actors were new faces to me. But they themselves did a wonderful job/part of the Wizarding World. The other two actors I did know were Colin Farrell and Dan Fogler. I very much enjoy Farrell and was excited to know he was in the movie as well. And Fogler, was happy to make me laugh once again. Since the last movie I saw him in was Balls of Fury(2007) so it has been awhile. Then comes the fantastic beasts! I was very happy to see that they did show many different creatures and not just a couple. Since the movie was in a way to show beasts it would have been a big downer to not see much variety of them. But you get it, and that was a big plus in my book. Sort of wish I had a few myself, and if you saw the movie you may know what beast you really want.
To continue with the good of the movie. It had me laughing and Dan Fogler's character should make you laugh. One thing I did enjoy it gave us spells again. It didn't just stopped at the beasts but enhanced or reminded us the many different spells they use. The CGI at times was, to me, looked fake. Yes, CGI is fake but it should match in at least. My eyes at times were able to tell something wasn't right, you saw Newt standing next to a computerized beast when they were trying to make it look real as possible. But going over those parts, the CGI that was good, was amazing! The effects turned out cool. I get nit picking with CGI movies but this played it off nicely. I miss old animatronic animals or creatures. But in the end the effects came down to surprise me for the movie.
Now with the bad. I believe it was two parts of the movie, maybe three, that were really slow and lot of dialogue. Don't get me wrong, it wasn't bad just that it wasn't necessary. In a way it ended up being more cheesy than what they were after. There was also another part of the movie which involved a creature. One of the comical scenes to make people laugh. But I felt so awkward and weird watching it, that I didn't laugh during this scene and was again waiting for the scene to end. The scene did make audience members laugh, I just wasn't feeling it. A five part movie, which ain't bad at all, but you tend to get the scenes that can go on a bit to do movie fillers. Make the movie longer, if played out right it goes unnoticed because you are wanting more. But besides those couple of scenes I can't find much else, of course some of the acting was cheesy. And the extras(people standing around in the back) did feel oddly placed. Didn't need. The CGI did seem off to me, or at least the creatures and human interactions. At times it was like watching a real animal. Then other times you could tell it was computerized and didn't match well or look odd/out of place. But it wasn't all the time.
J.K. Rowling I think did a supreme job writing the Harry Potter books. The way she manage to write a story, characters, twists, and other things. What always made me happy was you, yes YOU, could go on, add stories, fan theories, and depth that could have meaning to her story. Sort of like Star Wars. There is so much to still learn from her story. That is what I find thrilling. So with this story we get to learn much more. And hopefully with J.K. writing it, we get much more suspense and twists and excitement. Even more characters that is to come! So with David Yates directing and Rowling writing, I think we will have a wonderful four more movies to come.
Kids who grew up waiting for the next Harry Potter book to come out, along with the movies. We are grown up now, possibly having a family, friends who enjoyed it alongside with us. The new generation will be watching it with us. And I say that right there is probably the best part about this series. We get to cherish the memories again with people who take this movie to heart. So I say this movie is a must see. Kids will love it, younglings may get spook from the fights or creatures but I highly doubt it. And teens to adults will love another adventure through the Wizarding World.
I do have to mention one more thing. I am unsure about other viewers, but when I saw this movie, it felt like it related to Star Wars. Which had me laugh to think that. I won't say why I thought so. But there were many times I had scenes pop into my head of a Star Wars movie.
Sen to Chihiro no kamikakushi (2001)
A Beautiful Adventure that is Visually Stunning.
Right after watching the movie I knew I had to write a review about this movie. I was so stunned to see just how beautiful Spirited Away was, especially an anime film from 2001. A true 10 out of 10 film. A MUST SEE!!
Graphics/Animation- Was just so amazing. Hayao Miyazaki, really outdid himself with this film. In fact all of his films. His movies are a must see. It is beyond beautiful, the way the characters move, run, talk, eat... a masterpiece. Almost every little detail on this movie was carefully crafted. You will be awed.
The Adventure- Chihiro's(main character) adventure throughout the movie was indeed mind blowing and fun to watch. The characters and spirits were very unique. I seen many anime that had bizarre story lines or characters but nothing like this. You are drawn to each character in a way. Alongside the characters, the adventure you watch is stuff I love to watch. Beautiful fantasy world. Makes you wish you kept seeing more of this world that she goes exploring through.
Music- So with the gorgeous animation and lovable characters, the music is just perfect. It fits so well into the movie that you won't even need to hear them talk but just listen to the music and watch the adventure and it will still be a perfect movie. It makes the scenes either even more stunning or intense.
Great Laughs and Feels- Not only is it a heartwarming movie that gives you feels. But it makes you laugh. Chihiro is not only cute but you feel for her and the characters. I laughed pretty good at some parts that surprised me. You know you pulled it off when you have a movie you can laugh and at the same time feel all sort of emotions really. And the food shown was so good looking I really wanted to go out and get some grub.
All in all I couldn't think of anything bad to say about the movie. The only thing that had me wonder was the ending, don't get me wrong. A well done ending, but I had a few questions. But I look over it with how everything else was. So with that I couldn't come up with a reason why you shouldn't take the time to watch this or any other Hayao Miyazaki's movies. I know for sure I am gonna be watching the rest of his films.
Sausage Party (2016)
One Long Joke That Fails
I'll start by saying the story and plot of the movie was good. Or gave it the purpose to make an actually movie about talking food. Otherwise the movie itself, and I like to put it this way, is one long sex joke! Seriously. Besides a couple of morbid deaths of the food and other things that I was expecting more of, you get a lot of sex jokes. And most of the jokes bored me. It gave me a few chuckles but otherwise I was just not finding it funny. Believe they could have done better but I suppose with it starring Seth Rogen, I should have expected it to be a hit or miss and it was a miss.
Close to the end of the movie, not the actually ending, but close enough a scene comes on in which I basically knew was coming. And when it happened, it was the most annoying and least bit of funny to watch. Won't go into detail but its a build up and you will either laugh or just wonder when it'll be over. I can't really find much good on the film.
Animation was decent. If I had laughed more or didn't see that one coming moments I believe I would have rated the movie higher. But because I can't really think of much good from the film and how bored I was throughout it I truly believe the movie deserves a 4/10.
Think this movie falls into the stoner movies and that could also explain why I didn't find it as funny either. It did however make me hungry thinking of food but the movie itself didn't make me feel guilty about going into the grocery store and "killing" the food by eating it.
All in all I recommend finding another movie, I prefer This Is The End also starring Seth Rogen and a few others. That movie was way better than this.
Outcast (2014)
TERRIBLE with a side of AWFUL movie!
This will be a quick review. Nothing and I mean NOTHING was good about this movie. I tried to think of one funny part, action part, whatever. Nothing. I was gonna rate it a 2/10 but again almost every part of this movie was so hard to watch. The acting was awful. I know Nicolas Cage can act and has been in decent movies. But this was one of the worse movies I've seen Cage in. The accent throughout the movie distracted me from the movie at times. Hayden Christensen was also terrible. Also giving another bad accent and I just kept seeing the same role he gave in the prequels for Star Wars. The rest of the cast was something to complain about as well.
Movie was slow and just felt like they didn't even attempt to make it decent. And the movie only got worse as it went on. I was even complaining about the deaths. It didn't make any sense on how the smallest wound killed but others lived with stab wounds all over. It had me so confused. A movie that was so slow and too long. After I complained about Cage's accent, his outfit and scar he had was so bloody bad. Wait bad isn't the right word, it was shameful. Cheapest way and attempt to make it a scar.
Skip this movie, so many worse movies out there that still beat this by a long shot. I had to add this movie to my HORRIBLE MOVIES list, and I feel like I made a correct choice. I'm sure I can go on about what else is bad about this movie but I'm just going to stop here.
In short, SKIP!!
Odd Thomas (2013)
Watch and be ODDLY Amazed!
Before I start on the review, I have not read the book and will now go out and pick up the book because of how spectacular the movie turned out.
Somehow this movie turned out to not be what I expected, but for all the better. I pictured some zombies and bad CGI and other things. I don't think there was a single part I didn't love. The movie had a ton of elements from the creatures, powers Odd has, the story, the who did it, and my favorite the humor that fits perfectly into place with it all. If you have been skipping this movie or putting it off, just go right for it. I kept putting it off and was so glad I finally got around to watching it. I would have to call this movie a hidden gem. Never heard anyone talk about it nor saw any trailers. I only came across it due to Netflix having it. So if you are checking out the reviews because you yourself are wondering about what this movie might be. Simply put, watch it.
I would have given it a perfect 10 but went with a 9 instead due to movies that are 10 I tend to re-watch and love. Now I very much liked this movie, but can't say I would watch again. It was amazing to see for the first time but some movies it isn't as intense a second time. I would still enjoy it just not love watching it again. So with a 9, I still have to say that it is a perfect movie.
With Anton Yelchin who plays Odd Thomas, loved him. Absolutely adored him. Besides Star Trek(2009) I cannot say what other movie I saw him in or remember at least. Which surprised me to see what a truly talented actor he was. And with his passing, which hurts to see such a young life gone and what other movies he could have gone on to perfect. He made this movie go the extra mile.
Malcolm in the Middle (2000)
Greatest Childhood and Adulthood Show!
From childhood to adulthood, even through the teen stages of my life I have to say this is one of the greatest, funniest, most brilliant and well played show ever. My dad would watch it, and as a young child I would sit and watch, not fully understanding everything but still laughing at the show. To teen, to adult the jokes got funnier and just well executed. I have to praise the writers, every episode just had its moment. And some trivia for this show was that the writers would make Bryan Cranston who plays Hal, the father, in the show to do crazy and hilarious ideas to see if he would do it, and he did! Bryan Cranston, one gifted actor, was my all time favorite. I would say he made the show, but everyone else did as well. I still can't find another show just like this. Its why I had to give it a 10. I have watched this show many times over and still laugh and enjoy it.
Some episodes may not be appropriate for young viewers, but the ones that are, the kids will get a kick out of the show. I have watched this show with my girlfriend's siblings who are 9 and 13, and they just love watching the show with us. And one of the all time best things about this show is, THE COLD OPENINGS!!! If you don't know what a cold opening is, its where the show jumps directly into a story before the opening of the show before the title sequence or opening credits are shown. And Malcolm In The Middle had the best, out ranking any show that I have seen, cold opening. The show is beautiful but the openings to the show made me laugh. And if you know what I'm talking about, one of the best ones is the Trail Mix opening. If you don't know, you will if you watch or seen the show.
Sadly the show had to be over. But I am happy it did when the time was right. Not dragging on and becoming stale. Many shows do, *cough* Simpsons *cough* but the show started great, ended amazing. Throughout the seasons, it only got better. The effort and work everyone put into this show to keep it up and still be funny throughout seven years is true craftsmanship. If I had to recommend a comedy show, this would be it.
So to end my review, I had to write about this show to express my feelings. A great memory as a kid, and if you never seen the show before you would still greatly enjoy it. Thanks for reading.
Hell and Back (2015)
The Devil Would Rate This A ZERO!
Seriously, if The Devil had a review for "Hell and Back" it would be given a big whopping ZERO! And let me start by saying one of my all time favorite films is Evil Dead. And to have this movie take a scene(even if they didn't get it from Evil Dead) was a big slap to my face. It was like stealing a joke and trying to add on to it and thinking it was the best joke they came up with when truly it was garbage.
Short review here- Try Fantastic Four(2015) first, if you like that, then waste your time here as well! For both are awful!
The movie was about a hour and thirty minutes, but felt like I was in Hell all along, eternal damnation. I was so thankful that it did end! Knowing I wasn't in Hell, but maybe that was the point all along, a movie so bad it made you feel like you were in Hell. But regardless, every single joke, if you call them jokes, stupid. Hold on, let me find a bigger word, GODAWFUL! Hah!
I believe it was twice, it showed The Devil crying from a book. Actually tears rolling down it. I truly want to believe that The Devil was crying for how he was portrayed in the movie. At how bad the movie was. I mean, can you imagine making this movie, and having it turn out The Devil is truly alive and you get sent to Hell thanks to being the writer and director for this movie? I mean good luck to the director, writer, whoever had a part of creating this movie. Because he will not go easy on them like they showed within the movie.
"Welcome to Hell" - Demons. All the demons would say that, if you ask me, maybe the movie was bad on purpose to show this is what Hell really is. But I highly doubt they meant for that, so I gave it a one star, and by God I haven't done that in awhile!! From the start, the very start it became annoying and horrendous. I don't think I cracked a smile throughout the entire film. Needless to say, one part of the movie I did chuckle. A part I don't even remember, but it got one small chuckle from me. Otherwise I was wondering when the movie would be over.
"Migraines in Hell are really bad."- Remy. Watching the movie was Hell. Having a migraine thanks to the movie equals Migraine in Hell. That quote spoke to me. Lot of random scenes, conversations, music especially, and just nothing felt right. Felt like they were talking fast and rushing the movie going from one part to the next. But kept adding more and more when you think the bloody movie was gonna end. Ton of stupid F bombs, sex jokes that were outdated, a slow mo part that had me wonder how I made it this far. Horrible stop animation. A movie that could have gone somewhere, but was destroyed. Plot/Story is what caught my attention, that and dark humor. Crushed is a good word to use after watching the movie and realizing this is what we got.
The cast, which I hate to say about the actors and actresses, but I couldn't stand any of them. Bob Odenkirk was a supreme lawyer in Breaking Bad, but as the Devil? Kinda just annoyingly stupid. Mila Kunis is on a bad movie streak, coming also from Jupiter Ascending(EWW!) in the same year. All the other actors and actresses were either annoying to hear their voices or just couldn't stand them. Almost every single one of them I try to avoid because they all have the same character in all their films/jokes.
In conclusion, because I rather just stop myself now, the movie was a waste. A waste of time to me. A waste of money to make. A waste of space on IMDb. Start to finish, a crappy introduction, migraine throughout the middle, and complete let down for an ending. Thanks for reading the review and hopefully you read it before watching the film!!
The Green Inferno (2013)
Laughable. Bad. Try another movie.
From other reviewers going into much detail about the film, I'll just say what was good and bad. We will start with the good, or the bits I found likable.
Or you could even watch SOUTH PARK, season 3 episode 1 RAINFOREST SHMAINFOREST which is about saving the rain forest that doesn't end well. Same thing, expect SOUTH PARK was funnier.
Good- The movie itself was beautiful. Love the scenery and it does make you wonder about the rain forest, made me want to check into places to help support and conserve the rain forest. I did appreciate that. Loved the fact they had the Peruvian jungle natives in the film and everything. Now for the laughable part of the film, I don't know if it was suppose to laugh at certain scenes, but I did enjoy laughing at them, made it felt like a B movie. But I wasn't sure if it was met, some of the death scenes were bad that I had to laugh. Some jokes that I found funny. But otherwise not much else had me going for the film, it did start with the story and ended okay.
Bad- From the beginning, the moment Justine's roommate is introduced, I couldn't stand her character. Made me want to fast forward every part that included her. I was enjoying the story built up, but once the cannibals started eating, it just became that, an expected porn torture movie on how can I kill the next guy. I forgot all about the story, all you focus on from there is how the next person will die. I knew this movie was gonna have heavy death scenes, brutal killings, I wanted to feel sympathy for these people. But I didn't, I wanted the cannibals to quickly kill and eat them just so I know how the movie ended so I could leave. With that it was very boring and terrible to watch. I was hoping to be surprised and disgusted, I wanted to tell someone I didn't see it coming! But all I did was criticize the deaths. They either looked terrible and completely fake, the acting was bad in the death, you see worse stuff nowadays on TV shows. You see movies for the fantasy and to get away from reality. Certain scenes had me wonder why they would do that?! Didn't make sense, could have been avoided, why they didn't help each other. Besides what I pointed out what I found good, I just found everything else to be bad. I can tend to like a movie that ends up bad but to have something small make it worth while. And to finish it off, the ending, worked I suppose, just felt bad. Can't really describe it. I thought it fit but felt very pointless and lame to me. Don't get me started on, SPOILER!, the after credit scene how supposedly one of the guys is still alive. What was Eli Roth planning with that? A sequel? To surprise us? Again pointless and waste of time to add it.
So to end it, more bad, lots more bad than good. I would have rated it lower if it wasn't for some good, especially laughing at parts. I would not recommend it, probably won't even remember this movie exists, will never get around to watching it again. Save your time to find another movie with better ratings and reviews or even just watch CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST, the movie that inspired Eli Roth on his horror movies.
Mad Max (1979)
A Legend in the Making.
A legend in the making. Why? Because when this movie came out in 79, it was small at the time. Years later one of the biggest Aussie movies. Start of Mel Gibson's career and just overall awesome sequels. For it being low budget, I love good B movies, it turned out the best it could be.
Starts off slow and sure the ending wasn't all that since you may have wanted something else. But I say the title, Mad Max, was just that. It was Max becoming mad. And with the effects they pulled off, with the budget you got to give them credit. It was well done, it makes you excited for the sequel(which I believe Road Warrior is the best.) Overall I give it an average score of 7, it kept me entertained. Gave you the cheesy goodness of a low budget film but was still intense. I recommend not seeing it when you're tired or you could fall asleep.
George Miller told a beautiful story. Didn't overdo anything, made it seem real. All in all, cheesy dialog, action, and romance. And that is what's lovable. On a relaxing day, go enjoy this movie. It is a cult classic after all!
Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)
Guardians of the Masterpiece.
I'll start off by saying, an awesome soundtrack to one of the best superhero movies I have seen.
As a kid, Ironman was my favorite superhero. So when that movie came out I had to see it. And I believe that movie was also a true work of art. But as I started to watch more Marvel movies along the way, I only noticed failures(Daredevil, X-men Origins Wolverine, Spider-Man 2 and 3, and don't get me started on Iron-man 2, etc). So going into theaters to see Guardians of the Galaxy, I won't lie, no idea who or what the comic/movie was about.
Well by the end of the movie I was loving it. Knowing Marvel, they try to give it to you all from action to romance. Well I think director James Gunn did a supreme job on this film. Plenty of action to the funny remarks from a raccoon. The casting was well done, Christ Pratt pulled off an awesome Starlord, just as Robert Downey Jr. pulled off an awesome Ironman. You know its true. So going on, Marvel gave all decent comic flicks(Thor 2, Avengers 1 and 2, Captain America, Punisher, etc) that I can handle and enjoy. But Guardians? As I said in the summary, I believe its a masterpiece that I can't wait for the sequel. Yes, a sequel I'm excited for. Just hope they don't overdo it now. After seeing this movie, I'm sure you will want to check into the comics about the Guardians. I sure did.
Soundtrack!! The music in the movie, man it fit so well. Wanted to dance along. I am not afraid to admit it, got the song Hooked on a Feeling as my ring-tone. If you're a fan of music, you won't be disappointed.
I believe it deserves a 10/10 because of just how it all works together. I'm not a big movie critic, but I do notice things. And from what I saw, not a moment in this movie will you lose interest. All in all, you get it all within this movie. So for me reviewing this, I can surely say, this is by far the best superhero movie. Along side Ironman of course. A movie I did not regret seeing in theaters. Long live STARLORD!!!
P.S. Also Yondu.
Poltergeist (2015)
"Poltergeist" Terrible remake.
Ever go into a movie with low standards from hearing people say how bad the movie is just to have it go even farther, farther to the point you didn't even know existed? Well Poltergeist is for you! It put me to sleep, didn't even scare, and they call it horror. I usually tell people to wait for it on DVD, don't even bother your time with this movie. A horrible, god awful remake that shouldn't even been called Poltergeist. I can go into such detail on why not to see it, but I rather not live through that again. The theater surprised me when I noticed it was in 3D, 17 dollars to see it. Man oh man, I wish I didn't make that choice. Hopefully I made a point, I don't mean to be so harsh on a movie, but I couldn't help myself. A true awful remake, and we are in the ages of sequels and remakes, and when they can't get that right, you know we are doomed!!(Lets make a movie, call it a classic remake and take their money!) Have to also point out quickly, that for the effects in this 2015 movie, are blah, boring, and you think why didn't they add more. For the original Poltergeist(1982), for that time with the effects, was amazing, today cheesy, but amazing. I cried. Leaving the theater would have been an option for me if it wasn't for paying so much, and its also why I gave it a two star. I normally only give movies 1 star if I can't finish it. If you want horror, find another movie.