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Biohazard: Death Island (2023)
Alyson Court Legacy Completely Ruined
From The Same Writer Who Gave Us Lackluster Vendetta. Capcom gives out this boring mess off a team up movie.
Rebecca Chambers was forced into Marriage bahaha. This Female Assassin from last flim now out for Revenge! She taken over San Francisco because you know easy tourists can make fine Zombies. Rebecca like OMG take her out already!
Jill Valentine messed up Africa big time but here she doesn't care oh poor me Julia Voth. Action scenes below made for TV standards once again awful animation.
Running out off space, look this movie is rubbish. Alyson Court high demands Capcom hire Non Union.
Aliens: Fireteam Elite (2021)
A Walt Disney Production For The "Aliens" Generation
Back In 2013 Aliens: Colonial Marines gaved Gamers a Four Player Drop In Drop Out anytime a true fantastic Aliens game to play.
The USS Sulaco, Hadley's Hope, All Out War Story Mode, Bug Hunt Mode with 30 Waves with three full playable levels assessable,
A Jump Button, Text & Chat ingame, a Real Ending Cutscene with the Queen defeated, cool detailed levels that told stories, Sharp Sticks, Sonic Electronic Ball Breakers, Phased Rifles, Five Playable Xenos in multiplayer mode, unlockable ingame content challenges. Biggest surprise of all? Hicks is Alive!,
As well playing as Hicks, Hudson, Apone & Drake. We were given Four official Aliens cast actors among the many game highlights.
What Did The Internet off 2013 Say Again? "Liiiieeeessss" Yes the power off Youtube/Twitch that cuts down any know product down to shreds.
Okay here we are in 2021. Aliens: Fireteam Elite gaves us No Text, Chat nor a Jump button.
Three Players Only, A Crash Data Report file that eats up your HD Space, 20 Wave Horde Mode with One Map Only, No Lips Mouths Animation, A Cowboy Hat & Bun, No Ending Against The Queen, No Official Aliens Actors at all, No Xenos to play in MP, No Sharp Sticks, No Sonic Electronic Ball Breakers, No Phased Rifles, No Corporal Dwayne Hicks, No 4K Full Screen! Can't Pause The Game in Solo Mode!
The Internet Off 2021? "Wait till they polish, patch, fix, update with this free Year One Roadmap content. Cold Iron Studios they are doing so great with there First Made Game. This is what the Aliens game that should have been!" Oh Dear Me This Game Is So Horrible. Life Getting Short.
Gearbox Software gave us original content in Aliens: Colonial Marines you almighty fools. Disney & Marvel needed to trace NECA Toys well known media screenshots for a recent twelve issued Aliens comic books who truly cares about this series anymore? The Internet gave Gearbox the middle finger well look whats about to happen soon on the Alien TV Show.....oh dear you deserve nothing.
Fast & Furious Spy Racers (2019)
The Fast Breakfast Universe
Universal Studios once said we making spin offs with your favourite heroes! Well after ten feature flims worth billions in there pockets they couldn't mess this one up this. When Netflix announced the Fast and Furious anime series back in 2018 oh hot dang. Then we see the first official summary and pictures oh cold dang....
This isn't quite the anime series I was hoping for at least in 2020 terms to be so watered down. Introducing new characters big oh no already afterall Tony is Dom cousin he whoself makes out to be a big player in the street racing scene. Tony gets beaten by his rival Mitch in the beginning. Out steps Vin Diesel in a glory cameo explaining to his family that gut instinct always wins!
Okay our new cast go from imperfect to perfect within the first episode displaying there overhyped talents. Just like Brian O'Conner and Sean Boswell they all make through adapting with there skills to fit in there new Spy world. We got Mrs Nowhere who like Kurt Russell counterpart Mr Nobody. This was abit missed opportunity here not to have Goldie Hawn voicing eh Vin?
If only the second season just featured Lucas Black and Eva Mendes I would be hyped. Universal and Netflix knows we all would prefer to watch past established flim characters in anime form like right now today.
This is what we are given instead for 2020 if you been F&F fan since 2001 you will feel cheated here. Watch during your breakfast, dinner and teatime.
The Boys (2019)
They cancelled The Tick for this Anti Superhero Show?
I'm seriously meant to be rooting for these fools? I hate Karl Urban now after watching this show stay away from future Judge Dredd & Riddick flims too please.
I don't care for them at all with there quickly rushed random issues. How would they take on Apocalypse, Doomsday, Darkseid & Onslaught oh wait they would be begging for Superhero to show up save them nah take there worthless anti junk dispose them off already! Ugh.
Why was this comic book even made? Who was the target audience for this so called Hardcore Superhero book for? I believe Hollywood watered down the real storyline like they did with Wanted, Hellboy & Tank Girl oops.
The Silence (2019)
Technology & Sound your familiar with.
Okay just wrapped up finishing this off on Netflixs. Tab disappointed I'll tell you right now. We had Sabrina here I mean Ally playing a deaf teenage woman who can adapt to her surroundings with high pitch hearing. Her super powers is keeping her tablet charged watching CNN and talking to her lame BF who magical survives at end anyways. Did he have the same super powers? I hated that cheesey Bow & Arrow ending no why.
Didn't care about the Quiet Place and Bird Box movies at all. I should read up Tim Lebbon novel see if this movie skipped anything. I felt another hour was completely missing here. I like bad guys popping up randomly but the crisis has only happened in what two days? Remember the Soldiers in 28 Days Later? Felt rushed here we crazy already well the flim didn't outstay the welcome.
Did laugh at that old lady death who stupidly wasn't aware off outside world troubles. We've seen this before again and again now yes this was made before Quiet Place. Hollywood we are not enjoying recyclable flims how many Heist flims we've gotten? Different cast same tiredness scenes. Oh we've have to get something important scene where you see the heroes stand around thinking how to get out.
Sabrina is a fine actress we maybe getting another hundred Netflixs originals out off her yet you know?! Same tired formula I was expecting new horror here just came late. Read up on Tim Lebbon's Aliens: Out Of The Shadows instead.
Resident Evil 2 (2019)
Ms. Alyson Court your legacy remains Limitless.
So first things first when I was playing as Claire Redfield I noticed alot off pop ups. I went into the options menu display list to turn everything off. Looking cinematic right? Wrong!
Oh dear Fake Claire is embarrassing. She doesn't sound interested in her surroundings from her script pages. Where is my Alyson Court voice option! Where my melee kick? Where my head stomps? Why can't I jump properly over a small gap? Shooting is now horrid! Go for the legs you say? Only to use up your ammo boxes up entirely for next new spawned waves.
RPD Department so ironic right? Lifted from Outbreak Flie #2 should be. Ah no why the lazy posters everywhere? Marvin posters please give me abit off Rita and Kevin you know. Specking off Zombies why are they super strong? I expected them to go kung fu Anderson mode. Yeah the Laser Rooms era is gone thankfully.
No Crows. I got to tell you why that helicopter crash happened to be done offscreen. Capcom choose lowest bidding motion capture studio to do this game. Silent Hill 2 had better acting still amazing today. Yeah Silent Hill 2.
No Spiders. Why remove enemies variety when the Crow had his own promotion artwork from 20 years ago? Saying there be no Crows and Spiders for RE 3 Remake? Raccoon City was under alot off heat from everything alive and dead. We had the Raccoon City Zoo. Are Capcom going to pretend we didn't see Titan Elephant running aound? The Lickers are there sure for gloaming corridor spaces that you feel can't just simply walk around them as easy you should be. No Super Lickers in the labs now huh.
No Extreme Battle Mode. As we don't see Brad Vickers okay more freedom to use him in the next remake. I don't know anymore I wanted Alyson Court in this entire game. This doesn't deserve to be called Game Of The Year 2019 already no. What do I want? Dead Aim was the last great traditional Resident Evil game before the Alice and Iain Glen show boiled over this universe.
So is this better then the overrated RE4/5/6/Rev? Yes. Good Remake? No. Stick to the original game on the VGA Dreamcast system much better.
Resident Evil 2 (2019)
Ms. Alyson Court your legacy remains Limitless.
So first things first when I was playing as Claire Redfield I noticed alot off pop ups. I went into the options menu display list to turn everything off. Looking cinematic right? Wrong!
Oh dear Fake Claire is embarrassing. She doesn't sound interested in her surroundings from her script pages. Where is my Alyson Court voice option! Where my melee kick? Where my head stomps? Why can't I jump properly over a small gap? Shooting is now horrid! Go for the legs you say? Only to use up your ammo boxes up entirely for next new spawned waves.
RPD Department so ironic right? Lifted from Outbreak Flie #2 should be. Ah no why the lazy posters everywhere? Marvin posters please give me abit off Rita and Kevin you know. Specking off Zombies why are they super strong? I expected them to go kung fu Anderson mode. Yeah the Laser Rooms era is gone thankfully.
No Crows. I got to tell you why that helicopter crash happened to be done offscreen. Capcom choose lowest bidding motion capture studio to do this game. Silent Hill 2 had better acting still amazing today. Yeah Silent Hill 2.
No Spiders. Why remove enemies variety when the Crow had his own promotion artwork from 20 years ago? Saying there be no Crows and Spiders for RE 3 Remake? Raccoon City was under alot off heat from everything alive and dead. We had the Raccoon City Zoo. Are Capcom going to pretend we didn't see Titan Elephant running aound? The Lickers are there sure for gloaming corridor spaces that you feel can't just simply walk around them as easy you should be. No Super Lickers in the labs now huh.
No Extreme Battle Mode. As we don't see Brad Vickers okay more freedom to use him in the next remake. I don't know anymore I wanted Alyson Court in this entire game. This doesn't deserve to be called Game Of The Year 2019 already no. What do I want? Dead Aim was the last great traditional Resident Evil game before the Alice and Iain Glen show boiled over this universe.
So is this better then the overrated RE4/5/6/Rev? Yes. Good Remake? No. Stick to the original game on the VGA Dreamcast system much better.
Doragon Bôru Sûpâ Burorî (2018)
I love Broly but this is all wrong wrong wrong!
Are you serious? Are you all serious? Seriously calling this "the perfect DBZ movie"?!
Why am rewatching rehash off the original Broly trilogy with the lame Super elements planted in? How is Frieza getting more movie appearances? Why they introducing more useless new side characters? Why is Trunks and Goten in this movie again?
Both Trunks and Goten ruined the last two Broly films with there annoying antics! Come on give Broly a break from these two characters! Why is this new Broly better then old one? I know why he was popular because he was to awesome for your eyes!
I don't need to know about Goku parents definitely if you keep on retconning same Saiyan home planet blowing up for tenth time. Sure Cooler will be involved next yeah more Frieza screentime.
Frieza again oh great he wants Broly as a weapon oh please Broly put Final Super Nail into him. Gogeta was way better in Fusion Reborn & as SSJ4 in GT then he was here.
Stick to original Legendary Super Saiyan Broly film thats way better canon movie.
You (2018)
Forget all those cancelled MCU shows watch YOU!
What if Dr. Hannibal Lecter took on today dating app game? As I miss Hannibal (2013 - 2015) so much. This show caught my attention on top off Netflix promotion.
I've really not seen anything with Penn Badgley or Elizabeth Lail before so they were totally fresh to watch. Supporting cast do there roles well so there wasn't any annoying characters that made my eyes roll.
I've seen some off Dexter (not rated) and American Psycho (classic) yeah got those vibes this is different take for today.
What if all guys like Joe had complete power over his "true one love"? Well roll on Season Two now.
Cuando los ángeles duermen (2018)
Ending your 2018 with a bad headache.
Oh Netflix you nearly ruined the start off everybody's 2019.
So a big city man who's stressful life leads him down a terrible night off ummm his life. So yeah this 20 something year old woman who also has a stressful life at home finds out the world is out to get her.
Painfully the English dubbing makes you hate this movie. Us the audience are screaming for that annoying 20 something year old woman to meet up with Jason Voorhees somehow. Oh also giving out first aid cannot save anybody lifes today if you believe this woman crys.
I did like the ending because the rich city man gets away with the perfect murder.
Remember Netflix spent 100 million keeping "Friends" on throughout 2019.
The Predator (2018)
As loyal as a Puppy. Part 2!
You have now 20 seconds to comply & explain yourself.
Well what I understand is there there was alot off reshoots and reshuffling with the original script....
You only now have 10 seconds *rawr*
Okay okay umm we promised two legit friendly "Predators" riding Tanks around with Marines. Acting legend Edward James Olmos was onboard too but his very important role got cut out.....
You now only have additional 5 seconds "Gah"
Okay Then! Apparently we've given this Iron Man suit to fight off the future invasion.
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Don't bother with this "horror comedy" the jokes in this movie makes Brooklyn Nine-Nine a top funny show. I seriously don't understand why after eight long years waiting this was best cut to release for cinema.
This is an end off a era for 20th Century Fox. Disney won't care much about the Aliens and Predator franchise after this is done and over with. This flim should off went all out. Just delivered one awesome farewell but unfortunately no.
Shenmue I & II (2018)
This isn't the "Ultimate Version" no seriously it's not.
The Dreamcast console is shaking his 16mb RAM card in disbelief.
A port off a port off on a emulator. The long overdue to bring the two epic Dreamcast titles sorry I meant one to the modern day era off current gen gaming.
I love Shenmue sure on the almighty Dreamcast system. The technology that system was able to achieve for 1999 was insane.
Now looking today on these ugh ports completely ruins that wow spanking ness. Okay the 4:3 is horrible don't be fooled here the Dreamcast can handle VGA widescreen support. So why are many claiming isn't possible again?
The gameplay has been updated but only to the "HD" menu systems screens. So you get catalogues now but they do keep the DC icons like the VMU. All the real life products are gone too just replaced with standard "Sega" fake nonsense products. Everything still feels like the Dreamcast version just that epicness is gone.
Now we dealing with Xbox port here not the superior Dreamcast version off Shenmue 2. The cut scenes are just as worse with many textures that are still missing from the superior DC version. Xbox may gave us real water effects that doesn't cover everything else. Eye for details that what the hundred developers put in.
Newcomers won't understand beyond "the sailors and forklife racing" part why I hate memes today. Sega had way more to offer here. We live out Ryo Hazuki day in day out life. We interactive with hundred NPCs all voiced out showed us future off real gaming.
Yu Suzuki has showed us a real treat for sure that was before the new millennium started. I cannot ignore the wait and teasing he showed throughout the developments. Sega could had implanted chapter 2 here yes the boat chapter with Chai as "new content" for us today.
This isn't the ultimate version no way. PC, Xbox One and PS4 versions are all troubled with errors. I won't give a free pass here. If you can't play the Dreamcast versions well yeah just have bite your tongues here.
5/10 Even the Shenmue font and main menu got changed to appear like a bootleg edition. Depressing many won't see what the Dreamcast did under a VGA cable.
Alien: Isolation (2014)
Casual Game for the Casual Fans (Spoiler Review)
Ridley Scott once said the Xenos were done what else can you do with it? Instant Game Over Screens. This review will have spoilers from this real Aliens fan.
I really don't understand what makes this terrible Aliens oh wait Alien game so special to the crowds. So you have to hide from "The Alien" otherwise its Game Over. A Fun Horror Concept?! Utter Nonsense!
Amanda Ridley wakes up in her Hypersleep Underwear to find Ellen Ripley her mother of course. The story is a prequel unlike Prometheus there is NOTHING new to be told! Huh what do you mean you may ask!? Okay do you enjoy reading and listening to your junk mail? You do well there plenty here that makes zero impact to the Aliens/Prometheus universe.
Amanda Ripley yes fiercely has to battle everyone who hates her, mend everything, push buttons a lot, crafting items, hide underneath tables, better hope Amanda can solve everything kinda like Richard Dean Anderson she makes it out in the end. Now I haven't forgotten this is a video game a very bad one at that because this isn't James Cameron Aliens.
Lets say Amanda Ripley was hiding away from The Engineers and The Black Goo. Huh you what? Yeah you can't make a video game hiding away from The Engineers. Noomi Rapace was able to battle a single Engineer....A single Xeno cannot I repeat cannot die as they have no death animations. A single Engineer can destroy a Xeno with just with his bare hands overall.
Amanda Ripley you are honestly no Hicks, Newt, Bishop nor even a Corporal Christopher Winter. Casual Gamers were under the weather with horror games in 2014. Yes this game was as Anti James Cameron as you could get. The Colonial Marines will live on hopefully not hiding underneath tables.
1/10 Oh what is the One Star for? Samuel the Synthetic beat down on those Michael Frassbender wannabes.
Aliens: Colonial Marines (2013)
The Ultimate James Cameron Experience (Spoiler Review)
As we are in 2017 the Aliens/Prometheus franchise has had many ups and downs. Containing spoilers this review will have. You may recall the Gaming Media completely going all out on Aliens: Colonial Marines.
Prometheus was not long behind that was a mix bag with many oh what was it they complained about? "Damon Lindelof"? Okay take this from a real Aliens fan, Prometheus added new life that the series needed badly.
Now Aliens: Colonial Marines came in many "fans" again complained. "E3 Demo". This is a complete mystery still is for 2017. The Aliens franchise was never big budget flicks to begin with. H.R Giger infamously blasted James Cameron Queen design. Image if The Queen never featured in Aliens. The Pinewood Studios crew turned on James Cameron refused to watch The Terminator. Image if The Terminator flopped because James Cameron wasn't "Ridley Scott". Walter Hill turned down anything remotely like "Aliens" for that third film. Vincent Ward wrote Newt out just because he personally never liked her. *sign*
I could go on but to say Aliens: Colonial Marines is the "worst game ever made" when James Cameron himself battled everyone to get his Aliens film made is amazing tale. Yeah this game features everything Aliens fans once asked for Hadley's Hope, Colonial Marines & a lot off new ideas were added.
The Graphics, Sound, Weapons, Story, Characters, Gameplay, Cut Scenes, Dog Tags with mini stories, Easter Eggs, Customize your Male or Female Marine and new Xenos to fight so much packed in.
10/10 The Ultimate James Cameron Experience sadly the Gaming Media don't want you to play at all.