Reviews

So, comedy in this show has been replaced with musical interludes from Gordon. There is a reason the actor isn't a music star. I miss season 1 humor. Will we ever see that again? This episode was very heavy.

This movie was ridiculously slow for about 2 out of the 2.25 hours run time, and the creature was worse than something M. Night Shyamalan would cook up. The OJ character was not sympathetic or interesting to watch, not even slightly charismatic. That's impressive, given that the actor is usually great. Why was this movie so long? Why add in the backstory of the park owner?

It is the best episode so far in the session, but I feel like they ripped off the "trickster" trope. Also, cool staircase design in the opening scene, cool alien designs...

Why no bio-suits the first time visiting a new place? Why? And why no quarantine when they got back to the ship? Since the Europeans first killed indigenous Americans with smallpox, meeting someone new has had often catastrophic results. This is dumb. For no reason. If you want a storyline, at least show them wearing the suit and have a breach, but lack of intelligence altogether is not good sci-fi.

And that is literally the only good parts of this movie. This is a fever dream, and I'm surprised they got so many big names to be in it. Seriously awful.

Good lord, whoever did the styling for this movie, they really missed the target with Daddario's hair. It's an ok movie, otherwise. The kind you put on in the background when you're doing something else.

Great movie. I laughed, I cried, I watched stuff blow up. Perfect. Ryan Reynolds may play the same character in every movie, but it's a great character, so it works.

A bit ridiculous. Not great writing. And any movie that casts Sarah Silverman is automatically worse. But Jennifer Lopez looks amazing for her age. How many more characters do I need for a valid review, really?

Thought I had reviewed this in June, apparently not. I saw this in Imax. It was so cheesy and dumb that I walked out 45 min into it. They still got my money, but it was awful.

The wigs...and the cgi. Jesus, it is all terrible. The first episode is probably the worst, as it sets them up for failure. They focused on too many characters, and didn't make you like any of them. Like, at all.

There are some bizarre stories, interesting, not exactly child friendly. I am more confused as to how Hansel is POC but his twin sister is blonde, and both parents are white. The queen has some explaining to do, and that is not a conversation I am ready to have with my kids.

This episode is a complete ripoff of that movie. Still, love the gang, tho, so maybe excusable.

Best female-protagonist movie I have seen in a while, not preachy. I think it is hilarious that the director thinks a person getting shot by a shotgun will be blown back 8 ft, but the person shooting the shotgun does not feel a corresponding recoil.

What is with the accents in this movie? They are all over the place.

Please please please please can we have a direct sequel to this, with the same cast??? Literally, the only negative comment I have on this was the music, most notably the end credit singer, who was horrific.

And can tolerate Leslie Jones. But seriously, "Next-door-ia"? FFS...

Godbrand's line "it is chaotic and undirected..." is exactly what his voice acting sounds like.

I understand the significance of the event, but they forgot that movies are also supposed to be entertaining. It was at least 45 min too long.

The dischordant music playing when Shadow was speaking to Zorya Polunochnaya on the roof literally hurt my head. I had to turn the episode off.

If you can get past the grating singing voice of the pastor's wife...

Dean Cain is a decent actor. Donna Spangler is not. Most of the people in this movie act as cardboard as if they had never seen an actual human.

Why not London? Seriously. Florida. That makes no sense. Otherwise, great episode.

Gag. Me. A sex ghost? Lame. My review is not too short.