Like, don't know where to start with this nightmarish, abominable and disastrous trainwreck. Nothing about Cats really works as a film, which really justifies the point that not everything can be translated well into a film and Cats should have just been stuck on the stages of Broadway and West End and by making it into a film, the results are nothing but disastrous.
Everything about Cats just makes it completely bizarre, unwatchable, grotesque, disgusting and unappealing. First, the CGI and its visual effects are utterly horrifying and atrocious, which sinks the film into an uncanny valley, given that much of the problems of the movie itself are laid on the decision to have the actors appear as cats through motion performance capture, with their recognizable faces being awkwardly grafted onto digital, humanoid cat models. Not to mention that the appearance of CGI mice and cockroaches within the film and its overreliance of green screen, offers the film no good and redeemable favors. Also, the looks and features within this movie also draws negatives comparisons of movies that are feline-related such as 1996's The Island of Dr. Moreau, 2003's Cat in the Hat, and 2004's Catwoman.
Another issue of this movie comes with Tom Hooper's horrible and awful direction, which is completely shocking, considering the fact that he's crafted brilliant movies before, such as The King's Speech (for which he won an Oscar for his austere direction, with the movie itself winning Best Picture), Les Misérables and The Danish Girl. In Cats, his direction on this movie is completely scattered-brain, unfocused and thoroughly messy, with its generic coverage of marquee sequences which feels rushed and abrupt, inconsistent pacing as well as heavily chopped-in and metronomic editing while overly reliant on both close-ups and extreme wide shots; giving it no style or personality to the filmmaking. Worse, the live singing approach that he employed within this movie was pointless and unnecessary, while giving a disservice for the cast members who can't simultaneously act and sing at the same time.
Third, some of the songs within this movie that were adapted from the stage musical (with the exception of "Memory") were utterly dated, repetitive, obnoxious and strange, with the rest of its musical numbers turned out to be cringeworthy and abysmal, and while some of these songs were celebrated in its prime; nowadays, most of these songs have entered into self-parody.
Fourth, the tone for Cats is completely strange, off-putting, confusing and constantly jarring, which makes the film struggle of finding its identity, with the film erratically jumping from a comedy or an epic musical fantasy or a family-friendly genre, which makes the film completely odd. Making matters worse comes with the virtually non-existent plot, which sums up the earlier statement that not every material or medium can be translated into film, and this film proves it. With the absence of plot, it also makes it difficult for the audiences of understanding this film. Rather than expanding its wafer-thin narrative, Tom Hooper and his co-screenwriter, Lee Hall (of whom the latter is behind of some of the character-driven and in-depth screenplays such as 2000's Billy Elliot, 2011's War Horse, and most recently, 2019's Rocketman) doubles down on its thin storyline by playing safe and not taking boldly creative risk on the story and instead relying on its elaborate song-and-dance routines to keep the audiences interested (of which the audiences will get bored and uncomfortable of watching it).
And fifth, comes with the terrible performances of James Corden, Rebel Wilson and Taylor Swift as Bustopher Jones, Jennyanydots, and Bombalurina. As for the former, he gives a deeply grating performance, with a lame "comic relief" sketch and a totally flat musical number, while Wilson was basically just acting out on a feline version of her usual shtick in the worst ways possible, and lacks the ripe singing voice to make it interesting, and as for the latter, Swift simply acts out in a pretentious manner and comes off as utterly distracting, not to mentioned that she gives a horrible British accent. Also, the comedy within the film, made it unfunny and cringeworthy. Furthermore, the supporting performances of Idris Elba, Ray Winstone, as well as acting legends such as Sir Ian McKellen and Dame Judi Dench are completely squandered and wasted, with the latter two simply giving embarrassing performances, of which it draws similar yet terrible parallels of great actors giving terrible performances in terrible movies such as Sir Patrick Stewart in The Emoji Movie and Al Pacino in Jack and Jill.
However, Cats had a few redeemable qualities that stood out in this horrible mess. One of the most important aspects of the film is that it managed to nail the singing right, for which most of it was good, despite its horrible and distracting CGI. Of all the members of the cast that stood out, Jennifer Hudson gave out her scene-stealing and riveting performance as Grizabella, with her stirring genuinely stirring rendition of "Memory", which serves as a highlight in this dreadful movie. Despite giving out a bad acting and a bad accent to boot, Taylor Swift somehow managed to nail a good singing performance and a good musical number, while nailing the high-camp tone the movie seeks of. At the same time, the dance choreography is also strong across the board, in spite of Tom Hooper's lackluster direction. Lastly, the production design of the film itself is also exceptionally good, with props be credited on the craftsfolk working on Cats who put a ton of work into creating a tangible world, not to mentioned that its physical sets are pretty terrific for the most part, especially those which place an emphasis on the smaller stature of the cats, therefore having them interact with comically oversized objects, regardless on its horrible emphasis on the use of garish digital backdrops and green screen.
But in the end, Cats is considered as one of the worst movie adaptations of a hit musical to be adapted, and probably the very worst ever attempted at this price point and scale. Almost every creative choice on this movie was utterly wrong, the visual design is a ridicule-worthy disaster (also being hilarious for all the wrong reasons), nor doesn't even seem to understand what made the musical so successful in the first place. Furthermore, it's also considered as one of the worst musical films to have been made, next to these terrible musical misfires such as 2004's The Phantom of the Opera, 2009's Nine and 2017's The Greatest Showman. Not to mentioned that Cats is one horrible musical film that brings the musical genre into an all-time low status, as well into a total disgrace and travesty. However, Cats has some potential to become a cult classic in the vein of The Rocky Horror Picture Show, even by conventional filmmaking standard is that Cats is an awful film. Yet, its inherent weirdness will ensure that it still wins its fair share of supporters, and will no doubt be screened on a regular basis on the midnight movie circuits within the next few years. Furthermore, the insane production of this movie will no doubt be talked in years to come (as in the case of bad movies like Jack and Jill, and Batman & Robin) and as horrible as this movie turned out to be, few are likely to forget about it any time soon.
Everything about Cats just makes it completely bizarre, unwatchable, grotesque, disgusting and unappealing. First, the CGI and its visual effects are utterly horrifying and atrocious, which sinks the film into an uncanny valley, given that much of the problems of the movie itself are laid on the decision to have the actors appear as cats through motion performance capture, with their recognizable faces being awkwardly grafted onto digital, humanoid cat models. Not to mention that the appearance of CGI mice and cockroaches within the film and its overreliance of green screen, offers the film no good and redeemable favors. Also, the looks and features within this movie also draws negatives comparisons of movies that are feline-related such as 1996's The Island of Dr. Moreau, 2003's Cat in the Hat, and 2004's Catwoman.
Another issue of this movie comes with Tom Hooper's horrible and awful direction, which is completely shocking, considering the fact that he's crafted brilliant movies before, such as The King's Speech (for which he won an Oscar for his austere direction, with the movie itself winning Best Picture), Les Misérables and The Danish Girl. In Cats, his direction on this movie is completely scattered-brain, unfocused and thoroughly messy, with its generic coverage of marquee sequences which feels rushed and abrupt, inconsistent pacing as well as heavily chopped-in and metronomic editing while overly reliant on both close-ups and extreme wide shots; giving it no style or personality to the filmmaking. Worse, the live singing approach that he employed within this movie was pointless and unnecessary, while giving a disservice for the cast members who can't simultaneously act and sing at the same time.
Third, some of the songs within this movie that were adapted from the stage musical (with the exception of "Memory") were utterly dated, repetitive, obnoxious and strange, with the rest of its musical numbers turned out to be cringeworthy and abysmal, and while some of these songs were celebrated in its prime; nowadays, most of these songs have entered into self-parody.
Fourth, the tone for Cats is completely strange, off-putting, confusing and constantly jarring, which makes the film struggle of finding its identity, with the film erratically jumping from a comedy or an epic musical fantasy or a family-friendly genre, which makes the film completely odd. Making matters worse comes with the virtually non-existent plot, which sums up the earlier statement that not every material or medium can be translated into film, and this film proves it. With the absence of plot, it also makes it difficult for the audiences of understanding this film. Rather than expanding its wafer-thin narrative, Tom Hooper and his co-screenwriter, Lee Hall (of whom the latter is behind of some of the character-driven and in-depth screenplays such as 2000's Billy Elliot, 2011's War Horse, and most recently, 2019's Rocketman) doubles down on its thin storyline by playing safe and not taking boldly creative risk on the story and instead relying on its elaborate song-and-dance routines to keep the audiences interested (of which the audiences will get bored and uncomfortable of watching it).
And fifth, comes with the terrible performances of James Corden, Rebel Wilson and Taylor Swift as Bustopher Jones, Jennyanydots, and Bombalurina. As for the former, he gives a deeply grating performance, with a lame "comic relief" sketch and a totally flat musical number, while Wilson was basically just acting out on a feline version of her usual shtick in the worst ways possible, and lacks the ripe singing voice to make it interesting, and as for the latter, Swift simply acts out in a pretentious manner and comes off as utterly distracting, not to mentioned that she gives a horrible British accent. Also, the comedy within the film, made it unfunny and cringeworthy. Furthermore, the supporting performances of Idris Elba, Ray Winstone, as well as acting legends such as Sir Ian McKellen and Dame Judi Dench are completely squandered and wasted, with the latter two simply giving embarrassing performances, of which it draws similar yet terrible parallels of great actors giving terrible performances in terrible movies such as Sir Patrick Stewart in The Emoji Movie and Al Pacino in Jack and Jill.
However, Cats had a few redeemable qualities that stood out in this horrible mess. One of the most important aspects of the film is that it managed to nail the singing right, for which most of it was good, despite its horrible and distracting CGI. Of all the members of the cast that stood out, Jennifer Hudson gave out her scene-stealing and riveting performance as Grizabella, with her stirring genuinely stirring rendition of "Memory", which serves as a highlight in this dreadful movie. Despite giving out a bad acting and a bad accent to boot, Taylor Swift somehow managed to nail a good singing performance and a good musical number, while nailing the high-camp tone the movie seeks of. At the same time, the dance choreography is also strong across the board, in spite of Tom Hooper's lackluster direction. Lastly, the production design of the film itself is also exceptionally good, with props be credited on the craftsfolk working on Cats who put a ton of work into creating a tangible world, not to mentioned that its physical sets are pretty terrific for the most part, especially those which place an emphasis on the smaller stature of the cats, therefore having them interact with comically oversized objects, regardless on its horrible emphasis on the use of garish digital backdrops and green screen.
But in the end, Cats is considered as one of the worst movie adaptations of a hit musical to be adapted, and probably the very worst ever attempted at this price point and scale. Almost every creative choice on this movie was utterly wrong, the visual design is a ridicule-worthy disaster (also being hilarious for all the wrong reasons), nor doesn't even seem to understand what made the musical so successful in the first place. Furthermore, it's also considered as one of the worst musical films to have been made, next to these terrible musical misfires such as 2004's The Phantom of the Opera, 2009's Nine and 2017's The Greatest Showman. Not to mentioned that Cats is one horrible musical film that brings the musical genre into an all-time low status, as well into a total disgrace and travesty. However, Cats has some potential to become a cult classic in the vein of The Rocky Horror Picture Show, even by conventional filmmaking standard is that Cats is an awful film. Yet, its inherent weirdness will ensure that it still wins its fair share of supporters, and will no doubt be screened on a regular basis on the midnight movie circuits within the next few years. Furthermore, the insane production of this movie will no doubt be talked in years to come (as in the case of bad movies like Jack and Jill, and Batman & Robin) and as horrible as this movie turned out to be, few are likely to forget about it any time soon.
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