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101. Halloween: Resurrection (2002)
R | 90 min | Horror, Thriller
Three years after he last terrorized his sister, Michael Myers confronts her again, before traveling to Haddonfield to deal with the cast and crew of a reality show which is being broadcast from his old home.
Director: Rick Rosenthal | Stars: Jamie Lee Curtis, Busta Rhymes, Brad Loree, Bianca Kajlich
Votes: 49,286 | Gross: $30.35M
For Halloween 2011.
102. Wrong Turn (I) (2003)
R | 84 min | Horror, Thriller
Chris and a group of five friends are left stranded deep in the middle of the woods after their cars collide. As they venture deeper into the woods, they face an uncertain and bloodcurdling fate.
Director: Rob Schmidt | Stars: Eliza Dushku, Jeremy Sisto, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Desmond Harrington
Votes: 131,508 | Gross: $15.42M
103. Wrong Turn 2: Dead End (2007 Video)
R | 93 min | Adventure, Horror
A group of reality show contestants find themselves fighting for their survival against a family of hideously deformed inbred cannibals who plan to ruthlessly butcher them all.
Director: Joe Lynch | Stars: Erica Leerhsen, Henry Rollins, Texas Battle, Aleksa Palladino
Votes: 45,610
104. Wrong Turn 3: Left for Dead (2009 Video)
Not Rated | 92 min | Adventure, Fantasy, Horror
When their transfer bus crashes in a West Virginia forest, a group of convicts and one a corrections officer meet a rafter who is on the run from cannibalistic hillbillies who have murdered her friends.
Director: Declan O'Brien | Stars: Tom Frederic, Janet Montgomery, Gil Kolirin, Christian Contreras
Votes: 28,855
105. Wrong Turn 4: Bloody Beginnings (2011 Video)
R | 93 min | Adventure, Horror
A group of college students gets lost in a storm during their snowmobiling trip and takes shelter in an abandoned sanitarium which, unbeknown to them, is home to deformed cannibals.
Director: Declan O'Brien | Stars: Sean Skene, Blane Cypurda, Dan Skene, Tristan Carlucci
Votes: 27,989
106. The Human Centipede 2 (Full Sequence) (2011)
Not Rated | 91 min | Horror
Inspired by the fictional Dr. Heiter, disturbed loner Martin dreams of creating a 12-person centipede and sets out to realize his sick fantasy.
Director: Tom Six | Stars: Laurence R. Harvey, Ashlynn Yennie, Maddi Black, Kandace Caine
Votes: 42,959 | Gross: $0.12M
107. Shredder (2001)
R | 86 min | Comedy, Horror
At an exclusive, secluded North American ski resort up on Mount Rocky Summit, brutal slashing, severing and beheading on a group of teenagers are taking place and are believed to be the work of a mysterious skier dressed in black.
Director: Greg Huson | Stars: Scott Weinger, Lindsey McKeon, Juleah Weikel, Billy O'Sullivan
Votes: 1,993
108. Satan Claus (1996 Video)
Unrated | 61 min | Horror
On the night before Christmas, a serial killer dressed in a Santa Claus suit stalks the streets of New York looking for blood. It seems this madman is building the perfect Christmas tree ... See full summary »
Director: Massimiliano Cerchi | Stars: Robert Cummins, Jodie Rafty, Robert Hector, Barie Snider
Votes: 220
For Christmas 2011
"FUCK! Fuck shit fuck!"
109. Jack Frost (1997 Video)
R | 89 min | Comedy, Fantasy, Horror
After an accident that left murderer Jack Frost dead in genetic material the vengeful killer returns as a murderous snowman to exact his revenge on the man who sent him to be executed
Director: Michael Cooney | Stars: Scott MacDonald, Christopher Allport, Stephen Mendel, F. William Parker
Votes: 10,762
For Christmas 2011
110. Child's Play (1988)
R | 87 min | Horror, Thriller
A struggling single mother unknowingly gifts her son a doll imbued with a serial killer's consciousness.
Director: Tom Holland | Stars: Catherine Hicks, Chris Sarandon, Alex Vincent, Brad Dourif
Votes: 116,769 | Gross: $33.24M
For Christmas 2011. With The Nostalgia Critic.
"This IS the end, friend."
111. Jack Frost 2: Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman (2000 Video)
R | 93 min | Comedy, Fantasy, Horror
The mutant killer snowman Jack Frost returns to kill more people during Christmas.
Director: Michael Cooney | Stars: Christopher Allport, Eileen Seeley, Chip Heller, Marsha Clark
Votes: 3,669
For Christmas 2011
112. Mortal Kombat: The Journey Begins (1995 Video)
PG | 54 min | Animation, Action, Adventure
The three chosen warriors listen to Lord Rayden's words of wisdom on how to overcome the most dangerous of adversaries.
Director: Joseph Francis | Stars: Jeff Bennett, Jim Cummings, Ron Feinberg, Jennifer Hale
Votes: 880
"Then again, maybe NOT!"
113. Hostel: Part III (2011 Video)
R | 88 min | Horror
Four men attending a bachelor party in Las Vegas fall prey to the Elite Hunting Club, who are hosting a gruesome game show of torture.
Director: Scott Spiegel | Stars: Kip Pardue, Brian Hallisay, John Hensley, Sarah Habel
Votes: 35,535
Phelous being angry in the review is in the #10 spot of the Top 10 Phelous Moments 2012 list.
114. Bloody Mallory (2002)
R | 94 min | Action, Comedy, Horror
Heroines Mallory, Vena Cava and Talking Tina fight the fallen angel Abaddon and his accomplices vampire Lady Valentine and succubus Morphine.
Director: Julien Magnat | Stars: Olivia Bonamy, Adrià Collado, Jeffrey Ribier, Laurent Spielvogel
Votes: 1,263
With Sad Panda, Obscurus Lupa, and ChaosD1
115. Julie and Jack (2003)
Not Rated | 90 min | Drama, Romance, Sci-Fi
A computer chip salesman dates a software designer in a virtual reality program.
Director: James Nguyen | Stars: Jenn Gotzon, Tippi Hedren, Justin Kunkle, Patsy van Ettinger
Votes: 733
116. Evil Toons (1992)
R | 90 min | Animation, Comedy, Fantasy
Burt has a cleaning company and hires four women to clean an isolated house. They find an old book, a dagger and a soul shred and when one of them, Megan, reads an incantation, she unleashes an evil beast in our world.
Director: Fred Olen Ray | Stars: David Carradine, Arte Johnson, Dick Miller, Monique Gabrielle
Votes: 3,661
With Andrew "Titlecard Guy" Dickman.
117. Octopus (2000 Video)
PG-13 | 100 min | Action, Adventure, Horror
During the Cuban Missle Crisis, a Russian sub is sunk while en route to Havana. As the sub goes down, the hold is breached and barrels full of some mysterious substance tumble out. Years ... See full summary »
Director: John Eyres | Stars: Jay Harrington, Ravil Isyanov, David Beecroft, Carolyn Lowery
Votes: 2,125
Phelous walking away at the end is in the #5 spot of the Top 10 Phelous Moments 2012 list.
118. Octopus 2: River of Fear (2001 Video)
R | 91 min | Action, Adventure, Horror
A giant, man-eating octopus suddenly appears in the Hudson River during the Fourth of July weekend and begins to leave a trail of dead bodies behind it.
Director: Yossi Wein | Stars: Michael Reilly Burke, Meredith Morton, Fredric Lehne, John Thaddeus
Votes: 1,083
Phelous walking away at the end is in the #5 spot of the Top 10 Phelous Moments 2012 list.
119. Valentine (2001)
R | 96 min | Horror, Mystery, Thriller
Five women are stalked by an unknown assailant while preparing for Valentine's Day.
Director: Jamie Blanks | Stars: Denise Richards, David Boreanaz, Marley Shelton, Jessica Capshaw
Votes: 30,255 | Gross: $20.38M
For Valentine's Day 2012
120. Turtles Forever (2009 TV Movie)
G | 90 min | Animation, Action, Adventure
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles meet their match -- Literally! The modern, gritty Ninja Turtles must team up with their classic cartoon counterparts to stop two Shredders and their plans of multi-dimensional scale.
Directors: Roy Burdine, Lloyd Goldfine | Stars: Michael Sinterniklaas, Wayne Grayson, Sam Riegel, Gregory Abbey
Votes: 4,507
Phelous explaining what was going on is in the #8 spot of the Top 10 Phelous Moments 2012 list.
121. The Karate Dog (2005 TV Movie)
PG | 84 min | Action, Comedy, Crime
When LAPD computer expert Peter Fowler investigates the killing of an old man in Chinatown, he finds the only witness is his dog, Cho Cho. But Fowler soon discovers Cho Cho is the only dog ... See full summary »
Director: Bob Clark | Stars: Jon Voight, Simon Rex, Jaime Pressly, Pat Morita
Votes: 1,619
With Obscurus Lupa.
122. My Bloody Valentine (1981)
R | 90 min | Horror, Mystery, Thriller
A decades-old folk tale surrounding a deranged murderer killing those who celebrate Valentine's Day turns out to be true to legend when a group defies the killer's order and people start turning up dead.
Director: George Mihalka | Stars: Paul Kelman, Lori Hallier, Neil Affleck, Keith Knight
Votes: 25,104 | Gross: $5.67M
For a double feature review with Obscurus Lupa.
123. My Bloody Valentine (2009)
R | 101 min | Horror, Mystery, Thriller
Tom returns to his hometown on the tenth anniversary of the Valentine's night massacre that claimed the lives of 22 people. Instead of a homecoming, Tom finds himself suspected of committing the murders, and it seems like his old flame is the only one that believes he's innocent.
Director: Patrick Lussier | Stars: Jensen Ackles, Jaime King, Kerr Smith, Betsy Rue
Votes: 60,460 | Gross: $51.55M
For a double feature review with Obscurus Lupa.
124. Mortal Kombat (1995)
PG-13 | 101 min | Action, Adventure, Fantasy
Three unknowing martial artists are summoned to a mysterious island to compete in a tournament whose outcome will decide the fate of the world.
Director: Paul W.S. Anderson | Stars: Christopher Lambert, Robin Shou, Linden Ashby, Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa
Votes: 124,634 | Gross: $70.45M
"Fatality!"
Phelous's jokes are in the #4 spot of the Top 10 Phelous Moments 2012 list.
125. Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (1997)
PG-13 | 95 min | Action, Adventure, Fantasy
A group of martial-arts warriors has only six days to save the Earth from an extra-dimensional invasion.
Director: John R. Leonetti | Stars: Robin Shou, Talisa Soto, James Remar, Sandra Hess
Votes: 58,134 | Gross: $35.93M
"JOHNNY!!"
126. Child's Play 2 (1990)
R | 84 min | Horror, Thriller
While Andy's mother is admitted to a psychiatric hospital, the young boy is placed in foster care, and Chucky, determined to claim Andy's soul, is not far behind.
Director: John Lafia | Stars: Alex Vincent, Jenny Agutter, Gerrit Graham, Christine Elise
Votes: 57,664 | Gross: $28.50M
With The Nostalgia Critic
127. Silent Hill: Downpour (2012 Video Game)
M | Crime, Horror, Mystery
Murphy Pendleton, a convict stranded in the foggy, malevolent world of Silent Hill finds himself lost and alone in the woods on the outskirts of the fabled town when his prison transport bus crashes.
Director: Brian Gomez | Stars: David Boyd Konrad, Bethan Dixon Bate, Andy Hendrickson, Leer Leary
Votes: 1,230
128.
Phelous & the Movies (2008– )
Episode:
Mortal Komedy: Episode 1 Part 1
(2009)
TV-14 | 12 min | Comedy
Director: Phelan Porteous | Stars: Phelan Porteous, Zak Rafih
For April Fools 2012.
"Dammit, I'm Johnny Cage!"
129.
Phelous & the Movies (2008– )
Episode:
Mortal Komedy: Episode 1 Part 2
(2009)
TV-14 | Comedy
Director: Phelan Porteous | Stars: Phelan Porteous, Zak Rafih
For April Fools 2012.
"Dammit, I'm Johnny Cage!"
130. Lost (2004–2010)
TV-14 | 5,445 min | Adventure, Drama, Fantasy
The survivors of a plane crash are forced to work together in order to survive on a seemingly deserted tropical island.
Stars: Jorge Garcia, Josh Holloway, Yunjin Kim, Evangeline Lilly
Votes: 595,285
For "The Man in Black - REALLY!?"
131. Killdozer (1974 TV Movie)
Unrated | 74 min | Horror, Sci-Fi
A small construction crew on an island is terrorized when a spirit-like being takes over a large bulldozer, and goes on a killing rampage.
Director: Jerry London | Stars: Clint Walker, Robert Urich, Carl Betz, Neville Brand
Votes: 1,991
"You stink."
132. Amityville Horror: The Evil Escapes (1989 TV Movie)
R | 95 min | Horror
The demonic forces in the Amityville house transfer to an ancient lamp, which finds its way to a remote California mansion where the evil manipulates a little girl by manifesting itself in the form of her dead father.
Director: Sandor Stern | Stars: Patty Duke, Jane Wyatt, Fredric Lehne, Lou Hancock
Votes: 3,502
133. Tender Loving Care (1996 Video)
M | 117 min | Drama, Mystery, Thriller
A worried husband hires a beautiful psychotherapist to nurse his delusional wife and help her deal with the death of their child in a car accident. However, the nurse starts playing mind games. Or is he just being paranoid?
Director: David Wheeler | Stars: J. Michael Esposito, Beth Tegarden, Marie Caldare, John Hurt
Votes: 227
With Obscurus Lupa
134. Southland Tales (2006)
R | 145 min | Comedy, Drama, Mystery
During a three-day heat wave just before a huge 4th of July celebration, an action star stricken with amnesia meets up with a porn star who is developing her own reality TV project, and a policeman who holds the key to a vast conspiracy.
Director: Richard Kelly | Stars: Dwayne Johnson, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Seann William Scott, Carlos Amezcua
Votes: 40,634 | Gross: $0.28M
With Linkara, Chaos D1, Nash, Obscurus Lupa, Nostalgia Chick, ToddInTheShadows, Welshy, Sad Panda, Film Brain, and Oancitizen.
135. Mortal Kombat: Conquest (1998–1999)
TV-PG | 40 min | Action, Adventure, Fantasy
Kung Lao has triumphed in the Mortal Kombat tournament, defeating Shang Tsung and saving Earth Realm. Now, he must train a new generation of warriors for the next tournament.
Stars: Paolo Montalban, Daniel Bernhardt, Kristanna Loken, Tracy Douglas
Votes: 5,146
Every individual episode.
SIRO: THE GREATEST MORTAL KOMBAT KHARACTER!
136. Seventh Moon (2008)
R | 87 min | Horror, Thriller
Melissa/Amy Smart and her Chinese American husband honeymoon in China during Hungry Ghost Festival. At night at a village they discover, the legend is real.
Director: Eduardo Sánchez | Stars: Amy Smart, Dennis Chan, Tim Chiou
Votes: 3,166
137. Man's Best Friend (1993)
R | 87 min | Comedy, Horror, Sci-Fi
A genetically engineered dog escapes from the science facility where it was created. A family takes it in unaware of its deadly instincts which soon emerge. The scientist who created the dog tries to find it before its too late.
Director: John Lafia | Stars: Ally Sheedy, Lance Henriksen, Robert Costanzo, Fredric Lehne
Votes: 4,890 | Gross: $12.97M
138. Aladdin & The Magic Lamp (1970)
G | 71 min | Animation, Adventure, Family
The magician travels to Aladdin's village, identified as being near the border with China, where he enlists Aladdin's help by pretending to be his long-lost uncle and offering to leave his ... See full summary »
Director: Jean Image | Stars: Gaston Guez, Henri Virlojeux, Claire Guibert, René Hiéronimus
Votes: 189
Doodily-derpidy, doop-doop-DOOP!
139. BloodRayne (2005)
R | 95 min | Action, Fantasy, Horror
In the eighteenth century, a vampire escapes from the freak show, in which she once participated, and teams up with a group of vampire slayers to kill the man who raped her mother.
Director: Uwe Boll | Stars: Kristanna Loken, Ben Kingsley, Michelle Rodriguez, Michael Madsen
Votes: 37,196 | Gross: $2.41M
MADSEN FACE.
140. BloodRayne II: Deliverance (2007 Video)
R | 99 min | Action, Fantasy, Western
Rayne, the half-human/half-vampire warrior, ventures to America's 1880's Wild West to stop the vampired Billy the Kid and his posse of vampire cowboys.
Director: Uwe Boll | Stars: Natassia Malthe, Zack Ward, Michael Paré, Chris Coppola
Votes: 11,578
"Hahaha, Brilliant."
141. BloodRayne: The Third Reich (2011 Video)
R | 79 min | Action, Adventure, Fantasy
Rayne joins a resistence group to fight against the Nazis during World War II.
Director: Uwe Boll | Stars: Natassia Malthe, Brendan Fletcher, Michael Paré, Willam Belli
Votes: 6,850
"We will take action if and when 'I' authorize it. IF AND WHEN 'I' AUTHORIZE IT!"
142. Blubberella (2011)
R | 87 min | Action, Comedy
An action comedy centered on an overweight woman whose footsteps cause explosions and whose dual swords are used against anyone who makes fun of her.
Director: Uwe Boll | Stars: Lindsay Hollister, Brendan Fletcher, Michael Paré, Willam Belli
Votes: 2,772
"Ah, fuck my donkey."
143. In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (2007)
PG-13 | 127 min | Action, Adventure, Fantasy
A man named Farmer sets out to rescue his kidnapped wife and avenge the death of his son, two acts committed by the Krugs, a race of animal-warriors who are controlled by the evil Gallian.
Director: Uwe Boll | Stars: Jason Statham, Ron Perlman, Ray Liotta, Leelee Sobieski
Votes: 51,181 | Gross: $4.54M
144. In the Name of the King: Two Worlds (2011)
R | 96 min | Action, Adventure, Fantasy
An ex-Special Forces soldier gets thrown back to medieval times to fulfill an ancient prophecy and ends up finding redemption for his own battlefield experiences.
Director: Uwe Boll | Stars: Dolph Lundgren, Lochlyn Munro, Natassia Malthe, Christina Jastrzembska
Votes: 5,295
"Can't get enough of that Sugar Crisp."
145. Clue VCR Mystery Game (1985 Video)
59 min | Adventure, Comedy, Crime
Comedic VHS version of the Parker Brothers' famous board game 'Clue' (or 'Cluedo'). Play the game by watching the correct segments on the VHS to solve the crime.
Director: Ed Buffman | Stars: Cheryl McMahon, Janet Wong, Walter Covell, Barry Doe
Votes: 126
With Obscurus Lupa
146. Child's Play 3 (1991)
R | 90 min | Horror, Thriller
Chucky returns for revenge against Andy, the young boy who defeated him, and now a teenager living in a military academy.
Director: Jack Bender | Stars: Justin Whalin, Perrey Reeves, Jeremy Sylvers, Travis Fine
Votes: 46,191 | Gross: $14.96M
With The Nostlagia Critic
147. Point of View (2001 Video Game)
Not Rated | Drama, Mystery, Romance
In an attempt to leave her traumatic past behind, Jane leads a low-key life. She takes interest in a cute sax player, but is too afraid to let him into her life. She's forced to deal with her issues, when someone begins stalking her.
Director: David Wheeler | Stars: Stefanie von Pfetten, Chris Bradford, Christopher Shyer, Sarah Rodgers
Votes: 62
With Obscurus Lupa.
148. Resident Evil: Damnation (2012)
R | 100 min | Animation, Action, Horror
Special Agent Leon S.Kennedy goes against his superior's orders and works to destroy a series of biological weapons being used in a war zone in Europe.
Director: Makoto Kamiya | Stars: Matthew Mercer, Dave Wittenberg, Wendee Lee, Val Tasso
Votes: 22,422
149. Resident Evil 6 (2012 Video Game)
M | Action, Adventure, Fantasy
The war on bio-terrorism continues as Chris Redfield, Leon Kennedy, and other famous Resident Evil stalwarts battle a seemingly familiar adversary.
Directors: Eiichiro Sasaki, Masanori Kobayashi, Ken Ohara | Stars: Matthew Mercer, Roger Craig Smith, Troy Baker, Courtenay Taylor
Votes: 5,554
150. Halloween (2007)
R | 109 min | Horror
After being committed for 15 years, Michael Myers, now a grown man and still very dangerous, escapes from the mental institution and immediately returns to Haddonfield to find his baby sister, Laurie.
Director: Rob Zombie | Stars: Scout Taylor-Compton, Malcolm McDowell, Tyler Mane, Brad Dourif
Votes: 130,592 | Gross: $58.27M
For Halloween 2012
151. Halloween II (2009)
R | 105 min | Horror
Laurie Strode struggles to come to terms with her brother Michael's deadly return to Haddonfield, Illinois; meanwhile, Michael prepares for another reunion with his sister.
Director: Rob Zombie | Stars: Scout Taylor-Compton, Tyler Mane, Malcolm McDowell, Sheri Moon Zombie
Votes: 59,797 | Gross: $33.39M
For Halloween 2012
152. Wrong Turn 5: Bloodlines (2012 Video)
R | 91 min | Adventure, Horror
A group of college students, on a trip to the Mountain Man Festival on Halloween in West Virginia, encounter a clan of cannibals.
Director: Declan O'Brien | Stars: Doug Bradley, Camilla Arfwedson, Simon Ginty, Roxanne McKee
Votes: 22,953
153. Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995)
R | 87 min | Horror, Thriller
Six years after Michael Myers last terrorized Haddonfield, he returns there in pursuit of his niece, Jamie Lloyd, who has escaped with her newborn child, for which Michael and a mysterious cult have sinister plans.
Director: Joe Chappelle | Stars: Donald Pleasence, Paul Rudd, Marianne Hagan, Mitchell Ryan
Votes: 42,050 | Gross: $15.12M
154. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Coming Out of Their Shells Tour (1990 Video)
90 min | Musical, Sci-Fi
With the help of the fans and April O'Neil, the Ninja Turtles have to stop Shredder and Baxter Stockman from destroying all of the music in the world.
Directors: Lorenzo Jordan, Thomas White | Stars: Gregorey Garrison, Roger Kachel, David Shatraw, Ronn K. Smith
Votes: 441
"I Hate Music!"
155. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Gettin' Down in Your Town (1992 Video)
30 min | Short
Director: David Saperstein
Votes: 5
156.
The Real Ghostbusters (1986–1991)
Episode:
Xmas Marks the Spot
(1986)
TV-Y7 | 30 min | Animation, Action, Comedy
The fate of Christmas depends on the Ghostbusters filling in for the ghosts of Christmas past, present and future while Egon attempts to retrieve the real ghosts from the containment unit.
Director: Richard Raynis | Stars: Arsenio Hall, Maurice LaMarche, Lorenzo Music, Laura Summer
Votes: 180
For Christmas 2012.
157. Sonic: Christmas Blast (1996 TV Short)
TV-Y7 | 21 min | Animation, Short, Action
Sonic the Hedgehog must stop the evil Dr. Robotnik from ruining Christmas after Santa Claus disappears.
Director: Blair Peters | Stars: Jaleel White, Long John Baldry, Philip Maurice Hayes, Garry Chalk
Votes: 259
For Christmas 2012.
158.
The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! (1989)
Episode:
Santa Claus Is Coming to Flatbush/Star Koopa
(1989)
TV-Y7 | 20 min | Animation, Short, Action
Our heroes are chased through space by Darth Koopa and thrown into the Intergalactic Insinkerator.
Director: Dan Riba | Stars: Lou Albano, Harvey Atkin, Jeannie Elias, John Stocker
Votes: 29
For Christmas 2012.
159.
Super Mario World (1991)
Episode:
The Night Before Cave Christmas
(1991)
TV-Y7-FV | 22 min | Animation, Short, Adventure
Ugtar and the cave people are arguing all of the time. To make everyone get along, Mario leads them into a holiday festivity. King Koopa is up to his old tricks to ruin the day and steal the presents.
Director: John Grusd | Stars: Harvey Atkin, Walker Boone, Tara Strong, Catherine Gallant
Votes: 58
For Christmas 2012.
160. Silent Night (I) (2012)
R | 94 min | Comedy, Horror, Mystery
The police force of a remote Midwestern town search for a killer Santa Claus who is picking off citizens on Christmas Eve.
Director: Steven C. Miller | Stars: Malcolm McDowell, Jaime King, Donal Logue, Rick Skene
Votes: 9,436 | Gross: $0.01M
For Christmas 2012.
161. Resident Evil: Retribution (2012)
R | 95 min | Action, Horror, Sci-Fi
Alice fights alongside a resistance movement to regain her freedom from an Umbrella Corporation testing facility.
Director: Paul W.S. Anderson | Stars: Milla Jovovich, Sienna Guillory, Michelle Rodriguez, Aryana Engineer
Votes: 150,140 | Gross: $42.35M
For a 2-part Phelous Sandwich.
162. Jason Goes to Hell (1993)
R | 87 min | Fantasy, Horror, Thriller
Serial killer Jason Voorhees' supernatural origins are revealed.
Director: Adam Marcus | Stars: John D. LeMay, Kari Keegan, Kane Hodder, Steven Williams
Votes: 36,811 | Gross: $15.94M
For a 2-part review.
163. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987–1996)
TV-Y7 | 23 min | Animation, Action, Adventure
The pizza-loving, shell-busting mutant turtles Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael and Michelangelo, with the guidance of their Sensei Master Splinter, face fierce enemies, save humanity from extinction and battle against life-altering mutations.
Stars: Cam Clarke, Barry Gordon, Rob Paulsen, Townsend Coleman
Votes: 37,748
For the Top 40 Dummest Moments in the 1987 TMNT Cartoon list: 40. Stealth action Leonardo 39. Suddenly Krang hypnotism 38. Four Musketurtles... 37. The animal warehouse 36. Irma: the ice cream idiot 35. Rat King can't even turn Vernon and Irma 34. Merry go flying 33. Mad Dog McMutt 32. Die, Mr. Ogg 31. Rebel without a Shit 30. Fatatello vs. King Kong 29. The Turtles get saved by Merlin 28. Mondo Gecko was there the whole time 27. The Next Mutation 26. Let's do nothing 25. Computer chip? More like cracker! 24. The Technodrome is stuck everywhere 23. Go go Gadget Turtles 22. The Phantom of the Paint 21. House of Wax 20. Hot air equals zero gravity 19. Meatball aliens 18. Merloser from Atlantis 17. Zack, the annoying kid 16. Rat King: Good plan? Nah! Operation Stupid Time 15. Steal ALL the kimonos 14. Bebop & Rocksteady forget who they are 13. Rust?! I can't move! 12. Rat King misses the obvious 11. The Turtles say screw you to gravity 10. Krang lives in my head 9. A kid destroys the Earth 8. I refuse to change clothes 7. Now I can make the Turtles do chores! 6. Better than perfect virtual reality 5. Mortal Kombat chicken 4. Shredder opens a pizza shop 3. Rat King wins...a pizza 2. Kraang, Goddess of Love 1. Float criminals away on an island
164. Silent Hill: Revelation (2012)
R | 95 min | Horror, Mystery, Thriller
When her adoptive father disappears, Sharon Da Silva is drawn into a strange and terrifying alternate reality that holds answers to the horrific nightmares that have plagued her since childhood.
Director: M.J. Bassett | Stars: Adelaide Clemens, Kit Harington, Sean Bean, Carrie-Anne Moss
Votes: 66,714 | Gross: $17.53M
For a 2-part review.
(Pop-Tart jump scare!)
165. Smiley (2012)
R | 95 min | Horror, Mystery, Thriller
After discovering an urban legend of a demented serial killer, who has nothing but a carved "smiley" on his face, a mentally fragile teenager must figure out if she is going insane - or if she could be the next victim.
Director: Michael J. Gallagher | Stars: Caitlin Gerard, Melanie Papalia, Shane Dawson, Andrew James Allen
Votes: 9,770
166. Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (1986 TV Movie)
50 min | Animation, Drama, Horror
A good doctor named Jekyll attempts to rid humanity of all evil while accidentally creating Mr. Hyde, an evil murderer.
Stars: Max Meldrum, David Nettheim, John Ewart, Caz Adams
Votes: 229
"OH MY GOD!"
167. Deadly Friend (1986)
R | 91 min | Drama, Horror, Sci-Fi
After his friend is killed by her abusive father, the new kid in town attempts to save her by implanting a robotic microchip into her brain.
Director: Wes Craven | Stars: Matthew Labyorteaux, Kristy Swanson, Michael Sharrett, Anne Twomey
Votes: 8,740 | Gross: $8.99M
168. Jacob's Ladder (I) (1990)
R | 113 min | Drama, Horror, Mystery
Mourning his dead child, a haunted Vietnam War veteran attempts to uncover his past while suffering from a severe case of dissociation. To do so, he must decipher reality and life from his own dreams, delusions, and perceptions of death.
Director: Adrian Lyne | Stars: Tim Robbins, Elizabeth Peña, Danny Aiello, Matt Craven
Votes: 117,900 | Gross: $26.12M
For the 5th anniversary of Phelous's show.
"Dream on."
169. I'm Your Man (1992 Video Game)
PG | Comedy, Crime
Leslie must deliver evidence of Richard's illegal money siphoning scam to the FBI. She's to meet with an FBI contact at a trendy party, but mistakes a loser named Jack for him.
Director: Bob Bejan | Stars: A. Whitney Brown, Mark Metcalf, Colleen Quinn, Kevin Seal
Votes: 67
With Obscurus Lupa.
170. Witchcraft IX: Bitter Flesh (1997 Video)
R | 92 min | Crime, Fantasy, Horror
Will Spanner, parted from his body, finds a hooker who can hear him; meanwhile Detectives Lutz and Garner investigate a string of murders seemingly tied to ancient Egypt.
Director: Michael Paul Girard | Stars: Landon Hall, David Byrnes, Julius Antonio, Stephanie Beaton
Votes: 259
For a 2-part review with Obscurus Lupa.
Feel the magic. =(
171. Aladdin and the Adventure of All Time (2000 Video)
G | 81 min | Animation, Adventure, Family
Aladdin and his new friend Paige visit English kings and Egyptian queens, come face-to-face with a Tyrannosaurus Rex, and walk the gangplank with Blackbeard in a quest to retrieve the stolen magic lamp.
Director: Cirio H. Santiago | Stars: Cathy Cavadini, Danny Mann, Jim Cummings, Claudette Nevins
Votes: 146
For a 2-part review.
172. Garfield in Disguise (1985 TV Short)
Not Rated | 25 min | Animation, Short, Adventure
When Garfield and Odie are out trick-or-treating, they end up at a haunted house.
Director: Phil Roman | Stars: Lorenzo Music, Thom Huge, Gregg Berger, C. Lindsay Workman
Votes: 2,303
Aka Garfield's Halloween Adventure. For Halloween 2013.
173.
The Garfield Show (2008–2016)
Episode:
The Haunted House/Which Witch
(2011)
TV-Y7 | Animation, Adventure, Comedy
The Haunted House: Jon has writer's block and complains about his distractive pets. His editor lets him stay the weekend somewhere but fails to mention it's a reputedly haunted house, which... See full summary »
Stars: Gregg Berger, June Foray, Laraine Newman, Jack Riley
Votes: 23
For Halloween 2013.
174. The Time Machine (I Found at a Yardsale) (2011)
84 min | Sci-Fi
Robert Moore [Johnny James Gatyas] buys a box at a yard sale that turns out to be a time machine. He travels to the future and rescues a slave named She-Ba [Amy Henry]. Together, they go on many futuristic adventures.
Director: Steven A. Sandt | Stars: Johnny James Gatyas, Amy Henry, Steven Ronald Brattman, Julia Gonzalez
Votes: 203
With Obscurus Lupa. For a 2-part review.
"What the...?"
175. Psycho Santa (2003 Video)
TV-14 | 72 min | Horror
While en route to a holiday gathering, young Ron teases his wife about the legend of a backwoods Santa with an axe to grind. However, when the legend comes to life, the Christmas bash turns into a holiday bloodbath.
Director: Peter Keir | Stars: Krystal Havens, Jason Barnes, Jeff Samford, Michelle Samford
Votes: 241
For Christmas 2013.
"Anyway, to make a long story short, Santa killed them."
176. The Gingerdead Man (2005)
Not Rated | 70 min | Comedy, Fantasy, Horror
An evil yet adorable Gingerbread man comes to life with the soul of a convicted killer - this real life cookie monster wreaks havoc on the girl who sent the killer to the electric chair.
Director: Charles Band | Stars: Gary Busey, Robin Sydney, Ryan Locke, Larry Cedar
Votes: 4,724
For Christmas 2013.
177. He-Man and She-Ra: A Christmas Special (1985 TV Movie)
PG | 51 min | Animation, Action, Adventure
He-Man and She-Ra join together to stop Horde Prime from ruining Christmas for some Earth children stranded on Eternia.
Directors: Bill Reed, Ernie Schmidt | Stars: John Erwin, Alan Oppenheimer, Linda Gary, Lana Beeson
Votes: 1,761
For Christman 2013.
178. Choose Your Own Adventure: The Abominable Snowman (2006 Video)
85 min | Animation, Adventure, Comedy
This interactive movie follows three siblings (the North family) on a quest to rescue their Uncle in the Himalayan region of Nepal. Your choices determine what happen.
Director: Bob Doucette | Stars: William H. Macy, Frankie Muniz, Felicity Huffman, Lacey Chabert
Votes: 112
With Obscurus Lupa.
179. Birdemic 2: The Resurrection (2013)
Not Rated | 82 min | Horror, Thriller
A platoon of eagles and vultures attack Hollywood, California. Why did the eagles and vultures attack? Who will survive?
Director: James Nguyen | Stars: Alan Bagh, Whitney Moore, Thomas Favaloro, Chelsea Turnbo
Votes: 5,054
With Obscurus Lupa. For a 2-part review.
180. Gingerdead Man 2: Passion of the Crust (2008)
Not Rated | 72 min | Comedy, Fantasy, Horror
The deranged cookie murderer known as the The Gingerdead Man is about to crash a studio lot and leave behind a trail of bloody murder and hilarious mayhem.
Director: Silvia St. Croix | Stars: Michelle Bauer, Pieter Christian Colson, Michael Deak, Bruce Dent
Votes: 1,489
181. Cabin Fever: Patient Zero (2014)
Not Rated | 91 min | Horror, Sci-Fi
When a group of friends enjoying a bachelor cruise in the Caribbean stumble upon a research facility on a remote island, a deadly virus is unleashed. The group must find a way to survive before the flesh eating virus consumes them all.
Director: Kaare Andrews | Stars: Sean Astin, Currie Graham, Ryan Donowho, Brando Eaton
Votes: 8,350
182. Gingerdead Man 3: Saturday Night Cleaver (2011)
Not Rated | 78 min | Comedy, Fantasy, Horror
The gingerdead man travels back in time to 1976 and carries out an epic disco killing spree.
Director: William Butler | Stars: Paris Wagner, Steve-Michael McLure, Kimberly Dawn Guerrero, Jacqui Holland
Votes: 1,151
183. In the Name of the King: The Last Mission (2014)
R | 86 min | Action, Adventure, Fantasy
A modern day assassin, wanting out, is hired for one final job: to kidnap the kids of a local businessman. Things go haywire when it turns out he's chosen to return to the Middle Ages and bring back order to a kingdom in chaos.
Director: Uwe Boll | Stars: Dominic Purcell, Ralitsa Paskaleva, Daria Simeonova, Petra Gocheva
Votes: 2,424
184. Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II (1987)
R | 97 min | Horror, Thriller
Thirty years after her accidental death at her 1957 senior prom, the tortured spirit of prom queen Mary Lou Maloney returns to seek revenge.
Director: Bruce Pittman | Stars: Lisa Schrage, Michael Ironside, Wendy Lyon, Louis Ferreira
Votes: 7,624 | Gross: $2.68M
185. Prom Night III: The Last Kiss (1990)
R | 97 min | Comedy, Horror
The malevolent spirit of Mary Lou Maloney returns to Hamilton High, where she manipulates a naive male student into helping her wreak havoc on the school.
Directors: Ron Oliver, Peter R. Simpson | Stars: Tim Conlon, Cynthia Preston, David Stratton, Courtney Taylor
Votes: 2,565
For a 2-part review.
186. Beauty and the Beast (II) (1992 Video)
G | 49 min | Animation, Adventure, Drama
A young, beautiful girl awaits the day she will be killed after having asked for a most humble gift.
Directors: Masakazu Higuchi, Chinami Namba | Stars: Irene Cara, Jan Rabson, Susan Silo
Votes: 300
For a 2-part review. Later featured in the "Beauty and the Beast and Aladdin and Friends" review.
"HHHHEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
187. Lion and the King (2006 Video Game)
45 min | Fantasy
A lion cub and a crocodile search for diamonds hidden by an evil panther.
Director: Roswitha Haas | Stars: Armin Drogat, Pascal Drogat, Simone Greiss, Thorsten Morawietz
Votes: 131
Aka "Lion and the King." For a 2-part review.
"My god!"
188. The Grudge (2004)
PG-13 | 91 min | Horror, Mystery, Thriller
An American nurse living and working in Tokyo is exposed to a mysterious supernatural curse, one that locks a person in a powerful rage before claiming their life and spreading to another victim.
Director: Takashi Shimizu | Stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Jason Behr, Clea DuVall, William Mapother
Votes: 150,872 | Gross: $110.36M
189. Beauty and the Beast (1997 Video)
49 min | Animation, Family, Romance
Magical adventure, romantic enchantment and musical fairy tale fun abound in this wondrously animated, irresistible new adaptation of this timeless classic. Presented by Golden Films. ... See full summary »
Director: Diane Paloma Eskenazi | Stars: Michael Gough, John Rafter Lee, Charles Martinet, Daran Norris
Votes: 646
For a 2-part review.
190. Wrong Turn 6: Last Resort (2014 Video)
R | 91 min | Adventure, Horror
An inheritance leads a young man and his friends to an abandoned resort inhabited by two sketchy caretakers and a clan of mutant cannibals.
Director: Valeri Milev | Stars: Anthony Ilott, Chris Jarvis, Aqueela Zoll, Sadie Katz
Votes: 17,472
191. Foodfight! (2012)
PG | 91 min | Animation, Action, Adventure
The evil Brand X joins a supermarket that becomes a city after closing time.
Director: Lawrence Kasanoff | Stars: Hilary Duff, Haylie Duff, Charlie Sheen, Eva Longoria
Votes: 11,885
For a 2-part review. With Obscurus Lupa and Brad Jones. From the company that brought us the Mortal Kombat movies, "Mortal Kombat: Defenders of the Realm," "Mortal Kombat: The Journey Begins," "Mortal Kombat: Federation of Martial Arts," "Mortal Kombat: Conquest," and "Mortal Kombat: The Live Toar."
192. Cricket on the Hearth (1967 TV Movie)
TV-G | 60 min | Animation, Adventure, Comedy
A cricket seeks to rescue a poor toymaker and his blind daughter from an exploitative miser.
Directors: Jules Bass, Arthur Rankin Jr. | Stars: Danny Thomas, Marlo Thomas, Ed Ames, Hans Conried
Votes: 827
For a 2-part Christmas 2014 review.
193. To All a Goodnight (1980)
R | 87 min | Horror, Mystery, Thriller
A group of teenagers at a party find themselves being stalked by a maniacal killer in a Santa Claus costume.
Director: David Hess | Stars: Jennifer Runyon, Forrest Swonsen, Linda Gentile, William Lauer
Votes: 2,355
For Christmas 2014.
194. Big and Hairy (1998 TV Movie)
TV-G | 94 min | Family, Fantasy, Sport
A boy moves into a new town and has difficulty making friends, so he joins the basketball team. Initially experiencing little success, his popularity increases when he convinces a Sasquatch to join the team.
Director: Philip Spink | Stars: Robert Burke, Trevor Jones, Greg Thirloway, Richard Thomas
Votes: 301
With Allison Pregler.
195.
The Wonderful World of Disney (1997–2023)
Episode:
The Love Bug
(1997)
TV-G | 88 min | Adventure, Comedy, Drama
Herbie, the magical Volkswagen Beetle, is passed on to a new owner. Together, they must battle a dastardly racer and his devil-car "Horace", an evil Herbie.
Director: Peyton Reed | Stars: Bruce Campbell, John Hannah, Alexandra Wentworth, Kevin J. O'Connor
Votes: 1,498
With Allison Pregler. For Valentine's Day 2015.
196. You're Invited to Mary-Kate & Ashley's School Dance Party (2000 Video)
8 min | Short, Family
Mary-Kate and Ashley are inviting you to their party.
Director: Steve Purcell | Stars: Blake Bashoff, Shannon Chandler, Danielle Keaton, Lauren Maltby
Votes: 229
With Allison Pregler. For the Mary-Kate & Ashley Triple Feature.
197. The Adventures of Mary-Kate & Ashley: The Case of the Sea World Adventure (1995 Video)
Not Rated | 14 min | Short
Mystery! Action! Songs! Join Detectives Mary-Kate and Ashley as they undertake daring adventures. Pack your gear and help the Trenchcoat Twins investigate the danger that lurks. Along with ... See full summary »
Director: Neal Israel | Stars: Mary-Kate Olsen, Ashley Olsen, William R. Moses, Tracy Nelson
Votes: 251
With Allison Pregler. For the Mary-Kate & Ashley Triple Feature.
198. The Adventures of Mary-Kate & Ashley: The Case of Thorn Mansion (1994 Video)
Not Rated | 14 min | Short, Comedy, Family
Mystery! Action! Songs! Join Detectives Mary-Kate and Ashley as they undertake daring adventures. Pack your gear and help the Trenchcoat Twins investigate the danger that lurks. Along with ... See full summary »
Director: Michael Kruzan | Stars: Mary-Kate Olsen, Ashley Olsen, Elizabeth Olsen, Mary Tuck
Votes: 362
With Allison Pregler. For the Mary-Kate & Ashley Triple Feature.
199. The True Story of Puss'N Boots (2009)
G | 80 min | Animation, Adventure, Comedy
An adaptation of Charles Perrault's famous Puss'n Boots, "The True Story of Puss'n Boots" is a story for young and old for the first time on cinema screens.
Directors: Jérôme Deschamps, Pascal Hérold, Macha Makeïeff | Stars: Jérôme Deschamps, Yolande Moreau, Arthur Deschamps, Louise Wallon
Votes: 1,158
For a 2-part review. With Allison Pregler and Brad Jones.
200. Thunder in Paradise (1993 Video)
PG | 104 min | Action, Adventure, Comedy
Terry "Hulk" Hogan stars as R. J. "Hurricane" Spencer who is an ex-Navy S. E. A. L. and confirmed bachelor struggling to make ends meet. In order to save his superboat THUNDER (and ... See full summary »
Director: Douglas Schwartz | Stars: Hulk Hogan, Felicity Waterman, Carol Alt, Robin Weisman
Votes: 1,394
With Allison Pregler.
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