The Worst of Nickelodeon
by TheSonomaDude | created - 07 May 2011 | updated - 07 May 2011 | PublicI love Nickelodeon...or at least I USED to. Nick has made SEVERAL SEVERAL horrible shows in it's lifetime. They havent made a good show since Invader ZIM, and all of the good shows that still run are getting ruined.
You wanna rip me a new one? Go right ahead. I have, like, 12.
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1. Fanboy & Chum Chum (2009–2014)
TV-Y7 | 24 min | Animation, Short, Action
Two children dress up as superheroes and create chaos wherever they go.
Stars: David Hornsby, Nika Futterman, Jeff Bennett, Wyatt Cenac
Votes: 4,603
This show proves that the average IQ of the human race is going down at a fast rate. WHO LIKES THIS $H!T???? 30 minutes of nonstop fart jokes and toilet humor. Yes, very funny indeed. Its so funny, its #1 on my list.
*beep* this show. You @$$holes.
2. The Naked Brothers Band (2007–2009)
TV-Y7 | 23 min | Comedy, Family, Musical
The lives of a tween rock band led by real-life singer-songwriting/musician brothers Nat and Alex Wolff.
Stars: Nat Wolff, Alex Wolff, Thomas Batuello, Allie DiMeco
Votes: 3,293
These losers make the Jonas Brothers look good. Can anyone under the age of 16 act other than Haley Joel Osment?
Something tells me these kids were dropped on thier heads several times as babies.
3. Back at the Barnyard (2007–2011)
TV-Y7 | 85 min | Animation, Adventure, Comedy
A carefree cow named Otis becomes the leader of all of the animals in the barnyard.
Stars: Jeffrey Garcia, Chris Hardwick, Cam Clarke, Rob Paulsen
Votes: 4,481
An unfunny spin-off show of an unfunny kids film. Sounds like a genious plan to me!
4. Planet Sheen (2010–2013)
TV-Y7 | 30 min | Animation, Comedy, Family
Jimmy Neutron's goofy pal, Sheen Estevez accidentally gets himself sent to another planet, millions of light-years from Earth.
Stars: Fred Tatasciore, Bob Joles, Rob Paulsen, Jeffrey Garcia
Votes: 2,205
Dear Steve Oedekerk: Please pull your head out of your butt and start making some good shows again.
5. SpongeBob SquarePants (1999– )
TV-Y7 | 23 min | Animation, Comedy, Family
The misadventures of a talking sea sponge who works at a fast food restaurant, attends a boating school, and lives in an underwater pineapple.
Stars: Tom Kenny, Rodger Bumpass, Bill Fagerbakke, Clancy Brown
Votes: 111,476
THE NEW STUFF ONLY!
I love the old Spongebob. From 1999 to 2005-ish, Spongebob was a cleverly written show with good humor and funny characters.
Now, the show is full of dull moments, gross-out humor, fart jokes, and Spongebob is now gay towards Squidward. Not to mention, every episode is has the same story. Spongebob hurts Squidward, Squidward cries, Spongebob makes everything better but towards the end Squidward gets hurt again.
6. Power Rangers Ninja Storm (2003–2004)
TV-Y7 | 30 min | Action, Adventure, Family
A trio of ninja trainees become Power Rangers to defend their school after it is attacked by aliens.
Stars: Pua Magasiva, Sally Martin, Glenn McMillan, Jason Chan
Votes: 3,076
What age group is this aimed at? Teens or toddlers??
7. Tak & the Power of Juju (2007–2009)
TV-Y7 | 27 min | Animation, Action, Adventure
The show follows the title character named Tak who must protect the Pupununu people from Tlaloc's evil spell.
Stars: Hal Sparks, Kari Wahlgren, Maurice LaMarche, Lloyd Sherr
Votes: 905
I didnt even hate this show, its just SO BORING and SO FORGETABLE.
8. Yakkity Yak (2002– )
TV-Y | 15 min | Animation, Comedy, Fantasy
Yakkity is a 12 year old Yak who aspires to be a stand-up comedian and is so serious about his career that he's already gotten himself an agent, Mr. Trilobyte, a small but gruff insect.
Stars: David Kaye, Peter Kelamis, Sam Vincent, Kelly Sheridan
Votes: 274
Was the creater of this show a 5-year-old that was high??? I mean, a talking Yak who's best friend is a talking pine apple? And they live inside a giant onion? WTF?
9. Zoey 101 (2005–2008)
TV-Y7 | 30 min | Comedy, Drama, Family
Zoey Brooks and her brother, Dustin, attend their first day at Pacific Coast Academy, a private boarding school that enrolls girls for the first time in its history.
Stars: Jamie Lynn Spears, Paul Butcher, Christopher Massey, Erin Sanders
Votes: 17,639
Dan Shneider hasnt made a good show since Drake and Josh. This show just flat out sucks.
10. The Mighty B! (2008–2011)
TV-Y7 | 24 min | Animation, Short, Comedy
Overachieving Honeybee scout, Bessie Higgenbottom, attempts to earn every last Bee Badge.
Stars: Amy Poehler, Dee Bradley Baker, Grey Griffin, Dannah Feinglass Phirman
Votes: 2,694
It attempts to try gross-out humor, but fails.
11. Hey Dude (1989–1991)
TV-Y | 30 min | Adventure, Comedy, Family
A group of friends work together with their boss at a dude ranch and go through many fun moments and mishaps along the way.
Stars: David Brisbin, Kelly Brown, Debi Kalman, Christine Taylor
Votes: 3,434
Does anyone here remember this show? I feel sorry for you...
THIS SHOW IS SO BORING.
12. As Told by Ginger (2000–2009)
TV-Y7 | 30 min | Animation, Drama, Family
The TV cartoon follows a preteen girl named Ginger Foutley, along with two friends, as they try to fit in social life as well in school and try to avoid any embarrassments.
Stars: Melissa Disney, Jeannie Elias, Tress MacNeille, Aspen Vincent
Votes: 7,253
Its like an animated version of Degrassi. Girl likes boy, boy dates girl, girl gets bullied by boy's ex girlfriends, girl finds out boy is cheating on her, girl dumps boy. Then, the girl ends up dating her best male friend in the last episode. Not to mention: Ginger is dull as dishwater.
Speaking of Degrassi...
13. Degrassi: The Next Generation (2001–2015)
TV-PG | 30 min | Drama, Romance
The lives of the kids at Degrassi Community School dealing with the serious and sometimes taboo issues that plague teenagers.
Stars: Stefan Brogren, Aislinn Paul, Melinda Shankar, A.J. Saudin
Votes: 14,657
I dont get why EVERYONE loves this show. Its not funny, but for a different reason. Most shows (Fanboy and ChumChum) TRY to be funny, but suck. This show, however, has no jokes at all. No humor, no laughing. Its all "I want us to be together!" teen lovie-dovie bullcrap.
For those who like this show, I'm sorry. But I hated it.
14. The Troop (2009–2013)
TV-G | 30 min | Action, Adventure, Comedy
A troop of kids protect the world from supernatural creatures.
Stars: Nicholas Purcell, Gage Golightly, John Marshall Jones, David Del Rio
Votes: 1,254
This show was originally supposed to be Men IN Black Jr, with kids dressing up in the tux's and fighting aliens. But, this was the result.
Not to mention: Is it SOOOO hard just to get a good CGI artist?
15. Pelswick (2000–2002)
TV-Y | 30 min | Animation, Comedy, Family
A cartoon show that follows a 12 year old boy in a wheelchair who emphasize on living a normal life.
Stars: David Arquette, Rob Tinkler, Phil Guerrero, Peter Oldring
Votes: 252
Hey look! An OLD Nick show that sucks!
This show is so bland and boring that its not even worth mentioning.
By the way, this show came out in 1992, not 2000.
16. Doug (1991–1994)
TV-Y7 | 30 min | Animation, Adventure, Drama
The life of a young boy as he meets friends, falls in love, maneuvers his way through grade 6 and writes all about it in his journal.
Stars: Billy West, Fred Newman, Constance Shulman, Doug Preis
Votes: 20,065
Hate me if you want. I dont care. I HATE THIS SHOW.
I mean, its so bland! All the characters are boring and uninteresting! And why is the best friend blue??? And what kind of name is Patty Mayonaise?
17. All Grown Up! (2003–2008)
TV-Y | 30 min | Animation, Action, Adventure
Follows the adventures of the whole Rugrats gang. But, now they're all grown up. Angelica's nicer, Chuckie's a risk taker, and the rest of the gang have changed too.
Stars: Kath Soucie, Elizabeth Daily, Nancy Cartwright, Tara Strong
Votes: 5,741
Well, thats what happens when you attempt to bring back a show from 1991 and make the characters 10 years older.
However, I WILL admit: The Halloween episode (the episode when they go camping) is actually one of the best Halloween specials I've ever seen.
18. T.U.F.F. Puppy (2010–2015)
TV-Y7 | Animation, Short, Action
A secret agent labradoodle is recruited into a task force called T.U.F.F and fights injustice throughout the city in which he lives.
Stars: Jerry Trainor, Grey Griffin, Daran Norris, Jeff Bennett
Votes: 3,765
C'mon, Butch Hartman! You can do better!
19. House of Anubis (2011–2023)
TV-G | 15 min | Adventure, Drama, Family
When one of their number disappears on the same day that an American girl joins their ranks, a group of English boarding school students embarks on solving a mystery.
Stars: Brad Kavanagh, Jade Ramsey, Tasie Lawrence, Eugene Simon
Votes: 5,427
Is this supposed to be scary? Cause all I see is another bland teen show in which the boys try to hook up with the girls. BORING!
And, no offence to British people, but WTF are the characters in this show saying???
20. True Jackson, VP (2008–2011)
TV-Y7 | 23 min | Comedy, Drama, Family
Impressed by her no-nonsense style as she sells sandwiches outside his offices, fashion executive Max impulsively offers teenager True Jackson a dream job as vice president in charge of his youth apparel line.
Stars: Keke Palmer, Ashley Argota Torres, Matt Shively, Danielle Bisutti
Votes: 3,469
Its not funny, not clever, not anything. I do like Keke Palmers acting, however.
And...what kind of name is TRUE?? What the brothers name, FALSE? Or what about the cousin? Is his name CORRECT? I mean, never in my whole entire life have I ever, EVER, met anyone or seen anyone named True!
21. Animorphs (1998–2000)
TV-Y7 | 30 min | Fantasy, Sci-Fi, Thriller
Five teenagers and an alien with the ability to turn into any beast they touch vs. an army of parasitic aliens who are slowly infiltrating Earth.
Stars: Boris Cabrera, Nadia-Leigh Nascimento, Shawn Ashmore, Brooke Nevin
Votes: 1,483
I've always wanted to see a movie with graphic human-to-animal transformations (other than Werewolves). The books certainly had graphic human-to-animal transformation scenes. But not the show. In the show, its just like POOF, and thier animals. In the books, it was painful to transform, and it took like 2 minutes.
Not to mention, bad acting and bad effects.
22. The Brothers Garcia (2000–2004)
TV-G | 30 min | Comedy, Family
The comic foibles of a Mexican-American family in San Antonio, Texas, US.
Stars: Alvin Alvarez, Vaneza Leza Pitynski, Bobby Gonzalez, Jeffrey Licon
Votes: 882
Its like Degrassi: Its not funny whatsoever, but because they dont actually have jokes.
If you havent heard of this show, then just picture George Lopez, but instead of humor, add life lessons and teen lovie-dovie crap.
23. Just Jordan (2007–2008)
TV-Y7 | 30 min | Comedy, Drama, Family
A young man rises to stardom under the tutelage of his teacher-turned-manager.
Stars: Kristen Combs, Raven Goodwin, Shania Accius, Lil J.J.
Votes: 804
The Lil Romeo show wasnt that good. So, why make another show staring his lil bro??? Its not funny and not well written. Jordan is just your stereotypical black teen: plays basketball, raps, and says stuff like "sup homeboyz".
However, the episode when he gets a grill on his grill on his grill on his teeth and cant get it off made me laugh.
24. Big Time Rush (2009–2013)
TV-G | 25 min | Comedy, Drama, Family
Four young males make the decision to form a boy band. They face all kinds of adventures along the way as well as the reality of the challenges and complications of the music industry.
Stars: Kendall Schmidt, James Maslow, Carlos PenaVega, Logan Henderson
Votes: 14,353
This show is just a rip-off of JONAS. And JONAS sucks! Once again, we have another teen lovie-dovie show. CRAP CRAP CRAP.
The same people made Ned's Declassified, a good Nick live-action show. Now, we have this.
25. My Dad the Rock Star (2003–2004)
TV-Y7 | 30 min | Animation, Family, Comedy
The straightlaced son of a flamboyantly eccentric heavy metal rock star tries to lead a normal life.
Stars: Joanne Vannicola, Lawrence Bayne, Kathleen Laskey, Stephanie Anne Mills
Votes: 448
Its one of those "I dont wanna be like my father" shows. LAME. But this time, its animated. LAMER. Plus, the dad doesnt really ever play rock music. So...this show is pointless.
Not to mention: Its written and produced by Gene Simmons, the head man from KISS. Thats kinda cool.
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