ManRank: The Chris's
by Incredible_Brightness | created - 26 Dec 2017 | updated - 03 Jan 2018 | PublicA list where I rank all the Chris's in entertainment and the world of celebrity in terms of hotness. This is just my opinion, I'll warn you ahead of time that you will disagree with me plenty of times. I tend to like meat over muscle and handsome over pretty most days of the week unless it's whatever weird kind of pretty and muscular my particular gay-ass brain is wired to. Also: I love older men. Deal with it. Make your own list at any time if you'd care to.
1. Christopher Meloni
Actor | Man of Steel
Blessed with a piercing, blue-eyed glint, brawny looks, cocky "tough guy" stance and effortless charisma, TV's Christopher Meloni has grabbed audiences' attention, male and female alike, finding breakthrough small screen stardom playing both sides of the law. Audiences first were taken in by his ...
The hottest Chris/Christopher there has been or will ever be- I will fight you on this.
2. Chris Messina
Actor | Argo
Chris Messina was born on August 11, 1974 in New York City, New York, USA. He is an actor and producer, known for Argo (2012), Away We Go (2009) and Devil (2010). He is married to Jennifer Todd. They have two children. He was previously married to Rosemarie DeWitt.
3. Chris Pratt
Actor | Guardians of the Galaxy
Christopher Michael "Chris" Pratt was born on June 21, 1979 in Virginia, Minnesota and raised in Lake Stevens, Washington, to Kathleen Louise (Indahl), who worked at a supermarket, and Daniel Clifton Pratt, who remodeled houses. He is of mostly Norwegian descent. He graduated from Lake Stevens High...
4. Chris O'Donnell
Actor | Batman & Robin
Christopher Eugene O'Donnell was born on June 26th, 1970 in Winnetka, Illinois, to Julie Ann (Rohs) and William Charles O'Donnell, Sr., who managed a CBS radio station, WBBM-AM. He is the youngest child in his family, with four sisters and two brothers. His father had Irish ancestry and his ...
5. Christopher Reeve
Actor | Superman
Christopher D'Olier Reeve was born September 25, 1952, in New York City, to journalist Barbara Johnson (née Barbara Pitney Lamb) and writer/professor F.D. Reeve (Franklin D'Olier Reeve). He came from an upper-class family; his paternal grandfather was CEO of Prudential Financial, and one of his ...
6. Christopher Masterson
Actor | My Best Friend's Wedding
Christopher Masterson was born on January 22, 1980 in Long Island, New York, USA. He is an actor and producer, known for My Best Friend's Wedding (1997), Malcolm in the Middle (2000) and Cutthroat Island (1995).
7. Chris Diamantopoulos
Actor | The Boys in the Boat
Chris grew up splitting his time between Greece and Canada. At age 9, he started doing TV commercials and professional theater. He left home at 18 to perform in a series of US national tours after which, he landed on Broadway. Chris now splits his time between New York and Los Angeles acting in TV ...
8. Christopher Atkins
Actor | The Blue Lagoon
Christopher Atkins was born on February 21, 1961 in Rye, New York, USA. He is an actor and writer, known for The Blue Lagoon (1980), The Pirate Movie (1982) and A Night in Heaven (1983). He was previously married to Lyn Barron.
9. Chris Jericho
Actor | MacGruber
American-born, Canadian-raised professional wrestler, rock singer, actor and author. Debuted in 1990 in Calgary after training in the Hart Family Dungeon. He competed for Stampede Wrestling, for the Canadian National Wrestling Alliance (no connection to the National Wrestling Alliance) and West ...
10. Chris Potter
Actor | X-Men '97
Toronto native, Chris Potter, is a veteran of the film & television industry.
Having appeared in over 450 episodes of various programs (including the Lead of 8 television series), in 10 feature films, in excess of 20 TV movies, and having directed 15 television episodes, Chris is without a doubt one...
11. Chris Martin
Soundtrack | The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
One of the UK's most distinctive and popular singers and songwriters, Chris Martin was educated at the prestigious Sherborne School in Dorset. As a child he was musically inspired by artists such as a-ha, Echo & The Bunnymen, The Smiths, U2 and Peter Gabriel, who achieved commercial success in the ...
I keep forgetting how many times a Google Image search of this guy left me readjusting in my seat.
12. Christopher Knight
Actor | The Brady Bunch
Once and forever a Brady! Christopher Knight met life as a child actor, starring as "Peter Brady" in the TV classic hit show The Brady Bunch (1969). A reluctant icon, Christopher has focused his adult years on interests beyond the entertainment industry, particularly the corporate world of ...
Vh1's Surreal Life. Look it up!
13. Christopher Allport
Actor | To Live and Die in L.A.
Christopher Allport was born on June 17, 1947 in Boston, Massachusetts, USA. He was an actor, known for To Live and Die in L.A. (1985), Jack Frost (1997) and Queen (1993). He was married to Susan Elizabeth Hayden and Carolyn Jones. He died on January 25, 2008 in Wrightwood, San Bernardino, ...
14. Chris Pine
Actor | Star Trek
Chris Pine was born in Los Angeles. His parents are actors Robert Pine and Gwynne Gilford, and his maternal grandparents were Max M. Gilford, a president of the Hollywood Bar Association, and actress Anne Gwynne. His sister, Katherine Pine, has also acted. Chris's ancestry is Russian Jewish (from ...
15. Christian Slater
Actor | Very Bad Things
Christian Michael Leonard Slater was born on August 18, 1969 in New York City, to Michael Hawkins, a well-known soap actor, and Mary Jo Slater (née Lawton), a casting agent. Christian started in show business early, appearing on the soap opera The Edge of Night (1956) in 1976 at the age of 7. He ...
16. Chris Hardwick
Producer | Talking Dead
Chris Hardwick was born on November 23, 1971 in Louisville, Kentucky, USA. He is a producer and actor, known for Talking Dead (2011), @midnight (2013) and The Wall (2016). He has been married to Lydia Hearst since August 20, 2016. They have one child.
17. Chris Noth
Actor | Sex and the City
Two-time Golden Globe nominee and SAG Award nominated actor Chris Noth stars on Season 3 FX's critically acclaimed drama Tyrant (2014) and has two independent films coming out this year.
On Tyrant (2014), Noth enters the show in its third season premiering in July, starring as Gen. William Cogswell,...
18. Chris Hemsworth
Actor | Snow White and the Huntsman
Christopher "Chris" Hemsworth was born on August 11, 1983 in Melbourne, Victoria, Australia to Leonie Hemsworth (née van Os), an English teacher & Craig Hemsworth, a social-services counselor. His brothers are actors, Liam Hemsworth & Luke Hemsworth; he is of Dutch (from his immigrant maternal ...
I guess this is where the list, not as a whole but rather as a section, basically disappears into a black hole- I have so much trouble drumming up any enthusiasm for the Hemsworths. I don't know what it is. When I look at this man, I think of anything but sex. This guy is the antidote to my horniness. His brother is much more attractive.
19. Chris Evans
Actor | The Avengers
Christopher Robert Evans is an American actor, film producer, and director. Evans began his acting career in typical fashion: performing in school productions and community theatre.
He was born in Boston, Massachusetts, the son of Lisa (Capuano), who worked at the Concord Youth Theatre, and G. ...
Sorry to differ from the screaming crowd but he was hotter as a teen, with jet black hair, and even then he had no ass. So... here's to the very specific and conditional beauty of the prettyboy which most people seem to prefer as a blond. (I don't get that.) I was into him for awhile but I'm kind of very, very over him now.
20. Chris Rock
Actor | Top Five
Christopher Julius Rock was born in Andrews, South Carolina and raised in Bedford-Stuyvesant, Brooklyn, New York. He is the son of Rosalie (Tingman), a teacher and social worker for the mentally handicapped, and Julius Rock, a truck driver and newspaper deliveryman, whose own father was a preacher.
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Despite his reputation, some of his awful choices in acting roles, and his goofy impressions, Rock has always been one of the best looking men of his era. Period. I think he's more handsome than Denzel Washington and would look a lot better holding a rose and bottle of champagne (obvious joke is obvious) than Brad Pitt. He would make an interesting James Bond, as a matter of fact (long as he keeps the mustache). I'm not saying Idris Elba wouldn't be a better James Bond but... Chris Rock to me is sexier than Idris Elba. So long as he's not making a Bugs Bunny face. Rock's confidence makes him sexy without making him stoic. (More than I can say for Idris or Denzel.)
21. Christopher Daniel Barnes
Actor | The Little Mermaid
Christopher Daniel Barnes was born on November 7, 1972 in Portland, Maine, USA. He is an actor, known for The Little Mermaid (1989), Spider-Man (1994), The Brady Bunch Movie (1995) and A Very Brady Sequel (1996). Barnes moved to New York when he was eight years old, where he began his acting career...
This picture makes me want to throw things (like an animated villain in a control room after their plot has failed) but, damn it, CDB is still hot as hell.
22. Christopher Lee
Actor | Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones
Sir Christopher Frank Carandini Lee was perhaps the only actor of his generation to have starred in so many films and cult saga. Although most notable for personifying bloodsucking vampire, Dracula, on screen, he portrayed other varied characters on screen, most of which were villains, whether it ...
See the film The Whip and the Body, Christopher Lee was absolutely gorgeous in his late-30's to mid-40's.
23. Christopher Eccleston
Actor | Thor: The Dark World
Christopher Eccleston trained at the Central School of Speech and Drama and first came to public attention as Derek Bentley in Let Him Have It (1991). However, it was a regular role in the television series Cracker (1993) that made him a recognizable figure in the United Kingdom. He appeared in the ...
Okay, what's up with this trend of professional pics of beautiful men looking animalistically hairy + wet like they just came in from being homeless in the rain? You'd never see Emma Stone take a picture like that. I would never cast an actor who used this as a headshot or signature photo. What the fuck? It's stupid. Screw this dumb, shitty trend.
24. Christopher Plummer
Actor | Beginners
Legendary actor Christopher Plummer, perhaps Canada's greatest thespian, delivered outstanding performances as Sherlock Holmes in Murder by Decree (1979), the chilling villain in The Silent Partner (1978), the iconoclastic Mike Wallace in The Insider (1999), the empathetic psychiatrist in A ...
Judged purely on his role in The Sound of Music, which is the only film I've seen him in before the late 80's when he suddenly aged like a piece of fruit. (Sorry, Mr. Plummer. I really mean that- you *should* in fact be recast in every male role in almost every Kevin Spacey film.)
25. Christopher Rich
Actor | Reba
Most familiar to television viewers as the dim-witted anchorman Miller Redfield on Murphy Brown (1988), Christopher Rich has enjoyed a successful career in television, film and theater. Born in Dallas, Texas, Rich began performing in plays while attending high school in the Rio Grande Valley, urged...
I'll admit his smile makes it look as though he's going to murder you with a spiked golf club while secretly wearing underwear with Jared Leto Joker imprints on it. But he was damn hot in his 30's and 40's. No denying that bod.
26. Chris Isaak
Actor | Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me
Chris Isaak was born on June 26, 1956 in Stockton, California, USA. He is a music artist and actor, known for Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me (1992), Wild at Heart (1990) and Eyes Wide Shut (1999).
The more his publicists posed him like Elvis, the more he wound up looking like Lyle Lovett. But, #1: he used to box. And, #2: he used to look great with his shirt off.
27. Chris Eigeman
Actor | Metropolitan
Chris Eigeman was born on March 1, 1965 in Denver, Colorado, USA. He is an actor and director, known for Metropolitan (1989), Maid in Manhattan (2002) and The Last Days of Disco (1998). He has been married to Linda D. Eigeman since 1993. They have one child.
28. Chris Colfer
Actor | Struck by Lightning
Chris Colfer is a very talented actor and vocalist who was born on May 27, 1990 in Fresno, California, USA as Christopher Paul Colfer. He is an actor, known for Glee (2009-2015), Struck by Lightning (2012), and The Land of Stories: The Wishing Spell. His break out role was as Kurt Hummel in Glee, ...
I'm not blind.
29. Chris Klein
Actor | American Pie
Chris Klein was born in Hinsdale, Illinois, on March 14, 1979, to Terese (Bergen), a kindergarten teacher, and Fred Klein, an engineer. He is of German, Irish, and English descent. After spending the first thirteen years of his life there, he moved with his family to Nebraska. It was while he was ...
Here's a case of always having had the ideal bod but being cursed with a face of pure rock. It's nice to have a square jaw but an entirely square head? I haven't seen him in much at all but my wish is that he ages like Jon Hamm.
30. Chris Kattan
Actor | A Night at the Roxbury
Christopher Lee Kattan was born in Sherman Oaks, California, to model Hajni Joslyn and actor Kip King. Chris moved to Mt. Baldy when he turned five, and resided there until the age of fifteen, when he moved to Bainbridge Island, Washington for high school.
After he graduated from high school, Chris ...
His looks are weird. His body does this thing to our collective eyes like the reflection in a Funhouse mirror. But he actually has muscles and is very wiry and physically healthy in his key 90's and early 2000's roles.
31. Chris Parnell
Actor | Rick and Morty
Born and raised in Memphis, Tennessee, Chris Parnell enrolled at Germantown High School where he took drama and auditioned for every play. In 1985, when he was a senior at Germantown, he was voted "Most Talented" by his classmates. Right after graduating high school, Chris attended North Carolina ...
Hotter than he ever shows us. And I really wish he'd show us more.
32. Chris Hoffman
Actor | Lions for Lambs
Chris Hoffman is known for Lions for Lambs (2007), Molly's Game (2017) and Saints & Sinners (2007).
33. Christopher Lloyd
Actor | Back to the Future
Christopher Lloyd is an American actor with a relatively long career. His better known roles include drug-using taxicab driver Jim Ignatowski in the sitcom Taxi (1978), Klingon Commander Kruge in Star Trek III: The Search for Spock (1984), inventor Dr. Emmett "Doc" Brown in the Back to the Future ...
Forget the weird, frazzled mad scientist with cotton-white clown wig hair. Remember Professor Plum. In the Lounge. With his leg wrapped around Miss Scarlett (so long as she consents to this, of course). The man is handsome and had excellent thighs.
34. Chris Cooper
Actor | Adaptation.
Christopher Walton Cooper was born in Kansas City, Missouri, to Mary Ann (Walton), a homemaker, and Charles Sherwood Cooper, a cattleman and internist who served as a doctor in the US Air Force. His parents were from Texas, where Cooper was raised.
Educated at the University of Missouri school of ...
Judged by his role in American Beauty in that tight, wet tanktop. R. Lee Ermey so wishes. Every single night before he falls asleep.
35. Christian Bale
Actor | The Dark Knight
Christian Charles Philip Bale was born in Pembrokeshire, Wales, UK on January 30, 1974, to English parents Jennifer "Jenny" (James) and David Bale. His mother was a circus performer and his father, who was born in South Africa, was a commercial pilot. The family lived in different countries ...
Though he's most famous for his beefed-up, almost squeaky Shower Bod role in American Psycho- he's never had that body anywhere else. Don't kid yourself. He was a dream spokesmodel for classic briefs in exactly one movie and that is all. But... yeah, that was one incredibly memorable movie.
36. Chris Tucker
Actor | Rush Hour 2
At one point in time, Chris Tucker was the highest-paid actor in Hollywood.
Tucker was born in Atlanta, Georgia, to Mary Louise (Bryant) and Norris Tucker, who owned a janitorial service. After graduating from high school, Tucker made a change to move to Hollywood from Georgia to pursue a career in ...
Only took him nearly 40 years but he finally filled out. He used to be *way* too skinny, is what I'm trying to say.
37. Chris Elliott
Actor | Groundhog Day
Christopher Nash Elliott is an American actor, comedian and writer. He appeared in comedic sketches on Late Night with David Letterman (1982-1988), created and starred in the comedy series Get a Life (1990-1992) on Fox, and wrote and starred in the film Cabin Boy (1994). His writing has won four ...
All I can say is that Scary Movie 2 was a terrible publicity move for his sex appeal considering Groundhog Day found him less sexy than Bill Murray. (For the record, he's always going to be sexier than Bill Murray.)
38. Christopher Walken
Actor | The Deer Hunter
Lead and supporting actor of the American stage and films, with sandy colored hair, and pale complexion. He won an Oscar as Best Supporting Actor for his performance in The Deer Hunter (1978), and has been seen in mostly character roles, often portraying psychologically unstable individuals, though...
Stop dancing in suits. Please. You're not Betty White. Also, he's never going to be James Spader and I think he and his legions of fans are just fine with that. He was never supposed to be sexy and outside of his role in A View to a Kill, he'll never be mistaken as such. At least, not by me.
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