Sat, Mar 12, 1983
Sketches include "Buckwheat Jeans, Donny and Marie St. Patrick's Day Special, Special Report, The Home for Disgusting Practices, The Buckwheat Story, Gumbys, Old Jew Beer, Old Negro Beer, Veggie Burgers, Old Chinaman Beer, Jerry Lewis School of Manners, Songwriters." Musical numbers "Sweet Sue, When you Wish Upon a star, and I ain't got nobody."
Sat, May 7, 1983
The host and musical guest for this episode is Stevie Wonder. The sequences are: "VD", a Kannon AE-1 photo camera ad (its slogan "so simple, anyone can use it"), Eddie Murphy plays a Stevie Wonder Impersonator, Adolf Hitler writes his own diaries before he takes his own life, a pseudo-biopic of Stevie Wonder, Dion's, Cotton Land and The Hunchback Boy. Wonder performs "Fingertips", "Overjoyed" and "Go Home".
Sat, Oct 8, 1983
The host for this episode is Brandon Tartikoff and the musical guest is John Cougar (his second appearance). Sketches are: Gross, Kazurinsky and Murphy are at Brandon's office; Brooke Shields under the pseudonym of "Martha" endorses Calvin Klein Cream Pies; James Watt is hated by his maid Rose; Art Hammond interviews a jazz musician; Herb Fein; the Whiners have ideas for their show; Gumby has a rehearsal; Larry's Corner; two criminals take a shop and an NBC self-parody ad. John Cougar performs "Pink Houses" and "Crumbling Down".
Sat, Oct 15, 1983
Sketch's were as follows, "Calvin Klein Cream Pies, Mister Robinson's Neighborhood, Crazy Edelman, What Would Frank Do?, Small World, Odyssey of a Paperclip, Spanish Class, Autograph Hounds, Book Beat, The Amos 'n Andy Show, Masterpiece Humor, Body Guard." Musical numbers were "I Don't Wanna Dance, Electric Avenue and Living on the Front Line."
Sat, Oct 22, 1983
Sketch's include "Locker Room, Old Country Ski Lodge, Village of the Damned Little Rascals, Eddie In New Jersey, Phone Booth Confession, Movie Contract, Backstage with Ronald McDonald, Poly-Rock, Candace's Fantasy Shack, Men Behind Bars, Backstage." Musical numbers include "Doctor Heckyll and Mr. Jive and It's a Mistake"
Sat, Nov 5, 1983
Hosted by Hill Street Blues star Betty Thomas with music by The Stray Cats, the show is interrupted several times for special reports concerning the US invasion of Switzerland. The crisis came about after so-called 'Swiss Neutrallist' short changed an American tourist in a chocolate shop. Two sketches starring Eddie Murphy, including the famous "James Brown Hot Tub" were prerecorded for this show. Meanwhile, on Saturday Night News, new guy Jim Belushi has trouble coming up with a catchphrase or routine that hasn't already been done.
Sat, Nov 12, 1983
Sketch's include "Cheerleaders, Mister Robinson's Neighborhood, Thirsty Guy, History: The Real Story, Dion's Cornet Man, Dopeball, Caffeine Achievers, Kennedy: The Man Behind The Woman!, Sarcastic Mother Superior, She's A Witch, What's the stupidest thing you've ever done?" Musical numbers were "Tonight and Way Down."