She-Hulk: Attorney at Law (TV Series)
Ribbit and Rip It (2022)
Charlie Cox: Matt Murdock, Daredevil
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Quotes
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[Matt and Jennifer are sitting together at the bar]
Matt Murdock : I think you're in a unique position to do some real good. You see, the way I see it, Jen Walters can use the law to help people when society fails them. She-Hulk can help people when the law fails them. So, you can, if you choose...
Jennifer Walters : Be the best of both worlds.
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[Staked out outside Leapfrog's Lily Pad lair]
Jennifer Walters : I can't believe this dodo has henchmen. Actually, I can. I bet these goons work for his dad.
Daredevil : Nah, see, that's where you're wrong. Goons and henchmen are two completely different animals. Henchmen believe in the cause, goons are just there for the paycheck.
Jennifer Walters : Henchmen, goons, whatever.
Daredevil : There are 25 goons in the building. Seven below us, eight in the front, and 10 in the hallway.
Jennifer Walters : How do you know that?
Daredevil : I can hear their heartbeats.
Jennifer Walters : You can hear their heartbeats? Come on, that's a little far-fetched.
[sound of Jennifer's heart beating]
Daredevil : I can hear yours too. Your heart's beating pretty fast.
[Jennifer is lost in thought for a moment, then snaps out of it]
Jennifer Walters : What? No, it's not. I'm healthy.
Daredevil : [knowing he got to her; chuckling] Okay.
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[She-Hulk unmasks Daredevil as attorney Matt Murdock, who smiles sheepishly]
She-Hulk : Matt?
[She drops him down and reverts back to Jennifer]
Jennifer Walters : Wait, do you pretend to be blind, man? 'Cause that is really problematic.
Daredevil : [putting his helmet back on] No. No, no, I'm blind, I'm blind. Relax. I... I have a spatial method I use to see.
Jennifer Walters : Oh, like echolocation?
Daredevil : Yeah, kind of. It's... basically I have really good hearing. Or at least I did.
Jennifer Walters : Wait, why were you attacking my client?
Daredevil : Leapfrog is the bad guy here. He kidnapped Luke Jacobson. He's holding him hostage.
Jennifer Walters : Why didn't you tell me that before we fought?
Daredevil : Why didn't you ask me before trying to whoop my ass?
Jennifer Walters : I'm sorry that I assumed the guy dressed as the devil was the bad one.
Daredevil : Yeah, that's a fair point.
Jennifer Walters : So, are you, like, a superhero? Like the "Gold Devil"?
Daredevil : I'm Daredevil.
[Jennifer just shrugs]
Jennifer Walters : It is very daring to use ketchup and mustard as your color scheme.
Daredevil : How 'bout I tell Luke?
Jennifer Walters : No! No, please don't.
Daredevil : [smiles] Okay, well, if you're done making fun, I need to save my client from your client.
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Daredevil : [She-Hulk is protecting her client, Leapfrog, during an attack by Daredevil]
Daredevil : You need to back off.
She-Hulk : And waste this outfit
[to leapfrog]
She-Hulk : Eugene, get out of here!
[Eugene floors it out of there]
Daredevil : You're making a mistake.
She-Hulk : You made a mistake when you messed with my client! 'Cause now I'm gonna whoop your ass.
[She punches the ground, up leveling it, but Daredevil outruns it]
Daredevil : Huh. My ass remains unwhupped.
She-Hulk : Yeah? Let's fix that.
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She-Hulk : Eugene, let me give you some legal advice. Stop now, before you rack up even more serious charges. Legally speaking, we could say this is an episode of mania...
Daredevil : [while fighting goons] Temporary insanity is murky, but it's not a bad strategy. I'd angle this more as a form of traumatic expression due to undiagnosed PTSD.
Leapfrog : So, the devil ninja guy, he's a lawyer?
Daredevil : No. I'm just a big fan of legal dramas.
[knees goon in the face]
She-Hulk : [turns to camera] This guy's really kinda doing it for me.
