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8/10
Picard Beats Discovery in One Line of Dialogue
williamleiren17 March 2022
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Just a single line of dialogue from this third episode of the second season of Picard explains so succinctly why it is a vastly better show than the garbage called Discovery.

Raffi speaks the line just as Seven is attempting to console her for a jarring recent death.

She abruptly stated: "What I want is to try to figure out how to fix the timeline and not talk about how it felt to watch him die."

Discovery wastes its time for a dozen episodes each season with no forward plot progression, as characters delve into endless amateur therapy sessions with one another. No one cares because Discovery's characters are bland and paper thin, and how they feel about what someone else said or how someone else looked at them adds no texture or depth to who they are or how the plot unfolds.

ST: Picard, on the other hand, has boldly developed characters, each with layers of pathos and mirth, and it is a joy each week to watch all these characters reveal themselves just a bit more. And even better than that, instead of having repetitive staff meetings to discuss what they'll do next, they just DO.
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8/10
A modern Voyage Home
asp519717 March 2022
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It was fine, it was a little preachy I will admit. No more so than The One With The Whales though. Not as compelling as the first two, and I would have liked more follow through with The Watcher in this episode.

Losing Elnor sucked, and I hope he comes back. I get why it had to be done with being in the past and all.

Also, if you told me after last season that Agnes would be the best character I would've rolled my eyes. That being said, "S*** I Stole From The Borg Queen" is my new hard drive name.
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6/10
Getting worse I fear
christianschumann18 March 2022
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Well, definitivaly a step back compared to the first two episodes, but still better then S1 or anything in Discovery. My key points:
  • now again less Trek feeling
  • Elnor dead, I don't really care
  • Rafi annoying as hell. Maybe they can get rid of that character as well soon?


  • Again women attacking Picard, I guess it is part of the writers handbook here
  • totaly unclear how Agnes enters the queens mind, is this standard technology now?


  • I am not that wokeness sensitive, but it was too much on your nose here. Yes Trek always referenced current problems, but seldomely so bluntly.


  • the portrayal of the queen didn't work as well as in the previous episode.


While the previous two episodes managed to entertain me pretty well (gave them 7 out of 10), I found myself partially bored with this one.
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9/10
Everyone, remember where we parked!
thinkMovies17 March 2022
True Star Trek has always worked through allegory and metaphor careening down the rails of familiar narrative. In this third episode we are holding on to simple identifiers that come together in a complex entanglement while setting the stage for dissecting personalities and the multidimensional prisms that those optics may reveal. Raffi and Seven search for direction while Jurati, the synthetic life expert, searches into a hive mind for answers. Rios is thrown into the most direct involvement, too direct, with the 21st century while Picard is beginning to feel spread too thin if not out of his depth.

There is almost constant action, but the whole episode is just setting up the stage for what is to come. It's the fastest 47 minutes in the series so far. At the first end-credit you might yell No! No! Not yet, please! The Borg Queen hears you, but so does Agnes. They might both deliver in the next episode. Dynamics are changing. I'm very interested to see how the series will define the characters that will result from these changes.
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7/10
so they are cracking down on illegal immigration?
Internet-Police22 March 2022
They warp to the year 2024 and the first thing they discovery is the cops are cracking down on illegal immigration? Hmm, I guess Trump wins in 2024 after all.
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10/10
Back to the past
XweAponX19 March 2022
Directed by Marty McFly's mom?

I guess it's appropriate that she directed an episode that has to do with going back to the future... or rather going back to the past to fix the future.

There is a direct correlation to the time jump (make that "crash") here to the one in Star Trek IV: The voyage home. Some of the same imagery is used.

The same way that something inconvenient happens in Star Trek IV to the heisted Klingon bird of prey, The same thing happens here with Rios' ship.

Ironically Annie Wersching from "Timeless" is Borg Queen #3- unfortunately Alice Krige and Susanna Thompson could not reprise their versions. But I like how this new actress pulls off the part, this Borg queen is very reminiscent of "The Hybrid" from Battlestar Galactica (Tiffany Lyndall-Knight). One wonders if this is by design.

Apparently this isn't the same kind of time hiccup that we have seen in Trek since the original series, Picard tries to explain that they are not actually in an "alternate" universe.

So this isn't quite the mirror universe, or the red Fringe Universe. This is the only universe we've got.

And we are stuck in a position where we have to trust a Borg Queen. And already both Rios and Raffi are at odds with the idea of this.

So the only questions we have left are, where is Soji? And, who is this Watcher?
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6/10
From a great episode to what we were expecting
bellos-4938717 March 2022
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Coming off what was an outstanding episode 2, episode 3 sees the crew going back in time to 2024 to try to undo some major event. After a team meeting warning of all the risks of time travel and to be careful to keep a low profile, they beam down to LA. Cristobal is beamed down a little too far off the ground and ends up falling, hitting his head and getting a concussion. Random good samaritan takes him to a nearby clinic run by a Hispanic single mom that apparently has a soft spot for illegals. Fortunately, Cristobal is also Hispanic and understands them when they speak Spanish, w/o the universal translator. As if right on Q, pun intended, the evil white ICE agents arrive to do a random raid and arrest both Cristobal and the female doctor for no reason. They claim it was for obstruction. So brace yourselves because the progressive ideology is coming like a giant hammer to hit us over the head.

Sad. That 2nd Episode was so good.
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8/10
The momentum keep going
tom99217 March 2022
Great episode, time flew by again watching. I hope they can keep this momentum going throughout the entire season. I'm so happy with these first three episodes, finally some exiting star trek!
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6/10
We are slowing down...
garabedian12318 March 2022
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Pretty slow episode. Girl is doing something with the queen...We never know what though. No borg nanites or any actual assimilation happening. But they are talking about something.

Elnor dies...If only it was Raffi. I just felt like barely anything happened this episode. Its starting to look like Discovery...eesh.
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1/10
This show is written on the fly
Konsul_K19 March 2022
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Just take the start of this episode: BIg Boss of Evil Galactic Empire (EGC) got kidnapped. EGC goes after her with three (!) security guys. They are still in orbit at EGC headquarters. The 3 EGC guys hold our heroes at gunpoint and talk/argue. Our heroes out of nothing and with zero effort disarm all 3 EGCs in 5 seconds. The situation is under control. Then our heroes kill, well, execute all 3 ECGs. (Okay, the third EGC got a hold of gun and was about to shoot.) What the hell am I watching?!

Also, the guns, that a second ago produced a regular gunshot wound on one of the heroes now 100% disintegrate the ECGs.

Also, in the middle of this 2 minute scene, the quirky science lady hero (and murderer from season 1) is about 20 feet away, noisily dismantles a big wall panel and connects the borg. Without anyone noticing. Andm more importantly without any impact on this scene, it has nothing to do with anything in this opening, she could have just done it easily after the whole "combat" bit.

The rest is terribly written and makes no sense as well.

  • Q appears for exactly two short lines of dialogue (just repeating a line he already said) and vanishes for the rest of the episode.


  • A twenty second space chase sequence is resolved by the heroes shuttle firing a single charge at each of the three pursuing capital ships, destroying each one in a single hit. (Rios explicitly says "target starboard nacelle", but the charge hits the deflector dish. Do these people even know what a nacelle is, let alone what starboard means?) And after all three pursuers are dealt with, nothing more happens, no more attackers, no orbital defense meassures, nothing.


  • "Hook me up to the queen." "No, that is not an option." "But you have to". "No". "You have to." "Okay."


  • Raffi turns into an stupendous incredible loose canon for 5 minutes, lashes out at her friends, then that is suddenly forgotten about and she is 100% back to herself.


And. So. On.

While writing this, I actually changed my rating from 2 to 1 star.

Good god, what have they done?
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8/10
three episodes and still good
jacekpoplawski18 March 2022
I am not sure what happened to Alex Kurtzman, maybe he is too busy to mess Star Trek anymore, so accidentally second season of Star Trek Picard is much better than first one and also than Discovery.

There is a story and story is interesting. Production value is high, there is a nice mood and effects. There is a mix of action scenes and slow scenes but slow scenes are not stupid - there are no boring pointless talks we know from Discovery.

It was a strange idea to call this show "Picard" because Picard is no lead character here, I would say Seven of Nine is right now. However the best character in this episode is Borg Queen. There is not much Q but he is adding to the mood and story. Important thing is that characters are likable (unlike Discovery).

It's hard to say what will happen in next episodes (I mean will they drop the quality) but for now it is enjoyable. There is almost no connection at all to season 1 which was just collection of random scenes and stupid storyline.

Waiting for Strange New Worlds, I hope it will be good from the start!
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7/10
No longer Star Trek
papery-sifters-l21 March 2022
It changed the whole feel of the show with this episode, I felt like I was watching a soap opera. The story moved nicely and had a good depth to it. I didn't hate it but I didn't like it much either.

I hope the next episode doesn't feel like this. It felt like I was watching Stargate Atlantis meet Star Trek.
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2/10
Infuriatingly frustrating
lisnsooz19 March 2022
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I really really want to love Picard but for goodness sake, every frickin time travelling cliche is dragged out. The communicator is about the most important thing you have, and you barely try to hang on to it. He's a captain of a ship, clearly not flippantly stupid, why would he behave like that?! Really poor plot device, writers.
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10/10
Light Years Better than ST:D
Uzer_error40421 March 2022
It goes without question that the second season of Picard is better than its first, and a hundred times better than STD. No spoilers from me but I'm liking the direction of this show and will be sticking with it without a doubt.
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7/10
Let's begin the time travel to the 21st century: decent episode that sets up for some upcoming conflicts/dillemas
Shadowboy_25cm17 March 2022
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The cliffhanger from the end of episode 2 got fastly resolved to get the story going where it was intended to go by Q: Back in time, back to the 21st century, back to our present time.

Star Trek Picard gets its own Star Trek IV-setting as a Start Trek IV 2.0, only in a tv show format, not a single movie.

Good camera work and high production values.

It's grimmer, no humor, although it still has nearly the same themes as in the 80s: polution, tolerance, foreigners in a country.

The action is fast-paced, the Borg Queen spices up the whole episode, thrills and delivers some really good scenes. The scenes on the Star Gazeer are more interessting than the ones on Earth.

The mission is still a mystery, but: The team on present time Earth gets as filler and predictable dillemas two story arcs/sub plots beside their mission to fill the episodes.

Of course, some plans won't work out at first, predictable tropes.

We'll see what happens. I'm hooked and waiting for the next episode.

Recommended, if you like the time travel setting.
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10/10
Fantastic episode
connortreeves17 March 2022
Without getting too much into spoilers. From the previous episode you are aware were they are. If you're reading this without watching the 2nd. Well you should watch it first and stop here.

It gave me Voyage home vibes and was a great set up to the rest of the season. I don't know what others are talking about stalling out.

As Anakin said "This is where the fun begins."
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7/10
Still not bad
pjdickinson-2782217 March 2022
After 10 minutes we reach the possible turning point of season 2 of Picard as we enter the strange new world of lower budget land. Will it all go wrong? On the evidence so far the answer is not yet obvious but an issue of stakes is brought up that's clearly going to plague the episodes to follow. Nothing's going to be permanent. One thing this show has that Discovery doesn't have is its cast. Discovery has a universally awful cast (and everything else, for that matter) and I suspect Jerri Ryan will be a particular plus. I'm not sure whether the Raffi character gets given all the clunky lines or if it's a delivery problem but it has to be said the show has a lot of clunky lines so I'll give her the benefit of the doubt. There is a definite deceleration and parochialism here which I hope a 10 episode show can afford but it still has a Voyage Home vibe. It's still very watchable but a short miniseries would have done more justice to the concept.
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8/10
Computer, dictate the file logged "sht I stole from the Borg Queen."
wetmars23 March 2022
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Well. The story had good story-telling. It was cool watching the Solar Slingshot Maneuver, never gets old. I am very surprised the episode continued to be good with Q barely appearing. Of course, certainly had interesting character drama between Picard & Agnes which was top-notch. God, I love Agnes. Wonderful performances all around. As I have a particular dislike of overusing the Borg, but about damn time we get some great portrayal of the Borg Queen.

I was iffy on the "time travel" plot as it's always a failure when it comes to Modern Trek doing it, but this time? The setting is interesting! But, I do not dig the potential romance between Rios & Dr. Ramirez. Just isn't my thing. As much I don't give a crap about Rios, I quite like how he interacts in the Hospital and especially the sweet interaction between him and the young boy. Yet, the cycle of "Doctor Friend" still continues.

Indeed had a lot of TVH vibes with some of the crew blending in. I like scenes like Raffi kicking a Mugger's azz, deserved it. & Seven and Raffi deceiving the Guard. Oh yes, about Seven. She seems to be more relaxed (( obviously, her borg implants aren't there anymore )) which I like. "You and 2024 should get a room."

Also, yes, we are in 2024. The year of the chaotic riots. Quite eerie we are approaching 2024 anytime soon. As a space enthusiast, quite crazy humans in the altered timeline have the technology to travel to Europa. When it comes to real technology, we might reach there by either the 2030s or 2040s.

I pretty much don't care for Elnor and his death. He wasn't an interesting character for me. I wouldn't be surprised if he's brought back to life after the corrupted timeline eventually gets fixed. At this point, I have noticed the tone isn't as dark as it was last season. As much I am desensitized to offensive language, it was darn unsettling and very unnecessary at times in S1. Glad those days are over. I can't wait to see more to come. So many questions about these Watchers.

My favorite scene would totally be Agnes playing her tricks on the Borg Queen. Hell, I was impressed too.

8/10.
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6/10
Most has been said
rutger-845-63739721 March 2022
I have scanned the reviews and a lot I was thinking has been mentioned so we all agree on those points.

But did anyone see and hear the laser/phaser shots? Not sure if it's this episode for the first time, but it was Star Wars. Even the sounds seemed copied.

I did like the scenes with the Borg queen. It gave me a "First Contact" vibe. But these are supposed to be episodes. Maybe it's that what I miss the most. It seems nowadays episodes must be block buster quality and hook into the last and next episode as one big movie. There are no interludes where they can rest, talk and reset for something interesting they encounter in the next episode. Also, the ship seems like one big container and misses the "old" starship vibe. All controls are virtual which makes the shots where they are not visual look empty.
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5/10
Assimilation
Prismark1019 March 2022
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Star Trek goes Back to the Future in an episode directed by Lea Thompson.

Picard with the help of the Borg Queen arrive in 2024 Los Angeles.

Rios, Raffi and Seven of Nine try to locate the Watcher.

Meanwhile on board, Picard and Jurati need to deal with the Borg Queen who has run out of power.

Unfortunately I found the writing here somewhat clunky. It really was laying bear the mechanics of moving the plot in the most clumsy manner.

The three who land in LA get seperated with Rios getting injured. Then Rios drops his comms badge and no one wants to give it back to him.

You could say Rios trying to get the badge back will mirror Marty McFly trying to retrieve the sports almanack in BTTF II.

Rios also does a Chekov in Star Trek IV, ending up in hospital and being chased by the authorities.

Now if they only had a doctor with a Scottish accent who picked up a voice activated device and said Computer......
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10/10
Development phenomenon
burcuguldemet18 March 2022
As a realy startrek next generation fan cince my childhood i have to confess, that the first season was quite looking for something to find a way back to the spirit of picards universe! And then came the first part of the second season - i was so disapointed, that i refused to watch forward - ok somehow my wife and i remember today to start the second part of the new season and BUMM here it is, it came all back - thanks for the story and hole the stuff!!!
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7/10
Meh....
jamisonjohn17 March 2022
I suppose this was ok. Just ok. Some ok parts, some thin writing, pacing was really off. I really like the both queen. Music was good, I just wish they would keep politics out if this. The entire episode was rushed and at times silly.
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5/10
Immigration subplot. Really?
airtexaco19 March 2022
So, two years in the future Los Angeles is no longer a sanctuary city? I see comments here complaining about wokeness and getting lots of negative down votes. So I expect I'll get many as well.

It started out ok. Just like the reboot in 2009. I wish those in Hollywood would just keep politics out of entertainment. It ruins everything. I think they should watch Ricky Gervais' Golden Globe monologue and get a clue.
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Enough!
Mr. Bug18 March 2022
Enough with the woke propaganda! And now transhumanism propaganda too? It's sickening! Almost every series and movie now has propaganda of one kind or the other. It's so crude and obvious.
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8/10
The Usual Impatience
Hitchcoc4 April 2023
There are nine episodes. There must be some transitional episodes to get to the conclusion. They are not all going to be artistically glowing. Going back in time presents so many issues--the old butterfly business. That Romulan kid dies and Raffi becomes nasty. They need her and they need the Borg queen to find their ways out of this situation. Of course, Rios finds himself in difficult circumstances because he materialized above ground and was badly hurt. He finds himself in a free clinic but his badge is separated from him. He is unable to stay connected. Two of the crew are in a tall building trying to make connections, but Rios problems are critical. Let's be just a bit patient.
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