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The Seventh Day (2021)
utterly rubbish
They could have ramped this up, more evil dead style, but it started taking itself way too seriously and totally lacking in 'reality'.
1st example: two priests take 3 kids into the disused part of an arcade?- what planet was the writer/director/actors on ffs!?
2nd example: kid starts displaying obvious supernatural abilities while being assessed for being a criminal murderer or to be sent to an asylum, and everyone's just standing about having a chatter like nothing happened.
3rd example: possessed kid goes on a killing rampage throughout a police station, they then just take the kid away somewhere?- no further police involvement needed obviously.
4th example: aunt of a priest who works in the head priests place approaches young priest and gives him her nephews number(turns out he's a demon priest), she's very odd and looked like she could be one of the demons. At the end, the priest after now knowing about the demon clergy doesnt even acknowledge she could be a demon, or the head priest, but does in the end aim to hunt down the demon nephew priest(as confirmed earlier to be a demon during a call he sent demon nephew priest).
The whole film was an utter mess.
Superman & Lois (2021)
amazing pilot
I'm not a cw hater that much apart from a few shows., but this was immensely good.
Busanhaeng 2: Bando (2020)
probably the worst
You seen the first, now watch this.
but DO NOT!
I loved the original, even if it hasn't dated to well, but this IS bad.
The Grudge (2019)
ABHORRENT
Nothing may redeem this film.
NOTHING
I cant believe raimi was even part of this.
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Carnival Row (2019)
I'm hooked BUT
Its still sci-fi/fantasy dressed up in race/sexuality/equality...
the bigger lot muddles on.
Some things are painfully obvious,such as blooms character having scars on his back,shaped like wings ffs!-the reveal was like...aye ok!-0I didnt see that coming.
I suspect the rich puck..is being funded by evil or is the evil...and i'm on ep5.
Hellboy (2019)
super........................bad franchise killer
Hellboy given a british looking made film..seriously these most often are the worst special effects in a good 10 years(fast forward to ian mc shane's floating head talk and you'll see how ghastly it is).
this is a franchise killer.
ignore the idiots claiming this is a good film because its closer to the source material, it's rubbish in more ways throughout its screen time.
Neodo Inganini (2018)
I cant stop watching
Seung-Yeon Gong is gorgeous and funny!- I'm on episode 1/10. love the story,love the characters..I even like it's over cheese elements.
There are some very well LOL moments too, as well as a great pondering on AI,
but can I get back to Seung-Yeon Gong, my god this woman is gorgeous!!!
Sang krasue (2019)
fantastic and lovely and sad
A great film,amazing cinematography and some brill effects.Lovely and sad.certain parts near the end could have been left out a little as they just mismatched the fight scene in particular(though not entirely,just when they had the camera too close to the demon suits).
Pandora (2019)
you have been warned
I'm unsure if this is a sci-fi version of love island.It is utterly terrible,it is proof of time travel though,as they have went back to 1999.
First Light (2018)
why a late release?
Seem quite an odd later release,considering the gifted's actor appears quite a bit older in that series compared to this.It never set itself up well at the start like many of these art-scify films.Sweeping shots/handheld close shots and that infuriating pretentious music they all seem to share of its plinkyplonk nature.
The Boys (2019)
hooked
To me this was a modern day Watchmen, fair enough if your a fan of the comics it might not be perfect to you,I dont read comics so I'm fine.
Some of the low scores are just outrageous from the bible bashing brigade,and it's not even anti-christian!- it's anti-stupidity from religious believers.
fantastic show and had me hooked,sure a few episodes weren't as fantastic of the super brilliant first episode but thats all forgivable.
Sound of My Voice (2011)
use that same tune
So many 'sci-fi'- using that same dreamy plinky plonk slow music.Cant believe I got to the end and just thought,well I knew that was the case(juvenile writing).
You can have great cinematics and music(though it's really a rehash of this sci-fi-arty genre).
Another Earth was a great concept, I liked the lead character,but she is exactly the same here and devoid of much difference regarding the story.
I dunno how many types of netflix value arthouse-sc-fi I can really stomach,as soon as I hear that same slow plinkyplonk piano music,I know what I'm in for.
Child's Play (2019)
It's a NO.
If it came out as it's own stand out title and I had never heard of childsplay,it might get a score.
1st: the design of chucky was terrible
2nd: the AI motive(yes safety and morality features where turned off but that's no excuse to determine the intent)
3: consistent plot holes
4: this was more about preying on people's fears on automation
5:If Chucky was that smart and connected to the internet,he would connect himself to any device,Probably uploading himself before any physical harm could be done(he has plenty of time to do this throughout the movie).
6:There is a real lack of menace
Redeeming features, some good humour,likeable cast(especially the mother ;) ).
This film cannot touch the originals(before they became even too campy for my tastes)
it's a very lowish 4 at best.
Redcon-1 (2018)
better than the dead dont die
Better than the dead don't die, and that's not a compliment.
The Dead Don't Die (2019)
just awful
I think this was meant to be a bad movie, which it tried it's hardest to be. There is the occasional deadpan comedy 'funny' moment, but not for the bloody entire movie to try deadpan all throughout.
Easily one of the worst zomcoms I have ever seen.
Castle Rock (2018)
I like it
I think its some kind of parallel dimension/time travel thing going on...I hope it doesnt end like a damp squid ending...as do many of kings tv adaptions
Incredibles 2 (2018)
I dont know whats up with people
Ratings of 1-2 etc.?
..complaints about pushing feminist agendas, apparently two swear words..."damn" and "hell" OMFG!!!!!!!!!!- shut the h*ll up!
I suppose the baby is a polymorph..that'll mean some reviewers will think this is about gender neutrality...
Anyway enough about other idiot 'reviewers', I thought the film was great, and plenty of fun and action.
Extinction (2018)
its okayyy but
All I could think of was a short 200AD where 'aliens' visit...and you can see the parallels. Interesting concept..if AI and humans studied each other at some point.