UNFUNNY

1. Jack Whitehall

Jack Whitehall was a child actor in various television dramas, but decided to pursue stand-up comedy after leaving school. He was a finalist in the So You Think You're Funny talent hunt at last year's Edinburgh Fringe, and was nominated for best newcomer at this year's Chortle Awards. In December ...

Unfunny AND unlikeable - Double whammy.

2. Vic Reeves

Actor | Catterick

Vic Reeves was born on January 24, 1959 in Leeds, West Yorkshire, England, UK. He is an actor and writer, known for Catterick (2004), Vic Reeves Big Night Out (1990) and House of Fools (2014). He has been married to Nancy Sorrell since January 25, 2003. They have two children. He was previously ...

wacky? off the wall? surreal? subversive?

NO - Just WANK

3. Reginald D. Hunter

Actor | Have I Got News for You

Reginald D. Hunter was born in 1969 in Albany, Georgia, USA. He is an actor and writer, known for Have I Got News for You (1990), The Sandman (2020) and Tales from the Crypt (1989).

One trick pony relates everything to race, in a very unfunny way.

4. David Walliams

Actor | Little Britain

David Walliams was born on August 20, 1971 in Banstead, Surrey, England, UK. He is an actor and writer, known for Little Britain (2003), Dinner for Schmucks (2010) and Run Fatboy Run (2007). He was previously married to Lara Stone.

Purveyor of bodily function "humour" and schoolboy innuendo, with a nasty, often misogynistic streak.

5. Matt Lucas

Actor | Little Britain

Matthew Richard Lucas is a British-German actor, comedian, writer, and television presenter. He is perhaps best known for his work with David Walliams on the BBC sketch comedy series Little Britain (2003-2006, 2020) and Come Fly With Me (2010-2011). Lucas portrayed the role of Nardole in the BBC ...

Don't be deceived, yes he looks funny, but he is not.

6. John Bishop

Actor | Little Crackers

John Bishop is one the UK's biggest names in comedy, selling-out numerous National arena tours. He has achieved huge success with a number of his own comedy, entertainment and documentary television shows including John Bishop's Australia (2014) (BBC1), John Bishop's Only Joking (2013) (Sky1), The ...

Professional northerner with ridiculously white teeth.

7. James Corden

Producer | The Late Late Show with James Corden

Describing himself as the "chunky unit," James Kimberley Corden was born in Hillingdon, London, England and raised in Buckinghamshire, England, the son of Margaret (Collins), a social worker, and Malcolm Corden, a musician. He studied drama at the Jackie Palmer Stage School before going on to ...

Pony

8. Dawn French

Actress | French and Saunders

Dawn was educated at a weekly boarding school in Plymouth and spent the weekends with her grandparents who lived nearby She never felt at home at the school as it was too posh. She met Jennifer Saunders while training to be a teacher at the Central School of Speech and Drama and became flat mates ...

fat person music video / movie parody specialist - NOT FKIN FUNNY FFS

i can't stand Dawn French, but then again, I don't like anything Lenny Henry's been in

9. Jennifer Saunders

Actress | Absolutely Fabulous

Jennifer Saunders was born July 6, 1958 in Sleaford, Lincolnshire, to Jane, a biology teacher, and Robert Thomas Saunders, an RAF pilot. She attended Central School of Speech and Drama where she met her comedy partner Dawn French. Like many of the early 80s groundbreaking "alternative" comedians ...

see #8

10. Lenny Henry

Actor | Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Lenworth George Henry was born on August 29, 1958, in Dudley, West Midlands in England to a family of Jamaican immigrants. He made his TV debut on a talent show called "New Faces" in 1975 at the age of 16. He won and went on to things such as The Fosters (1976) and Tiswas (1974), which was when his...

Dated + Lame

11. Gina Yashere

Actress | Bob Hearts Abishola

This dynamic young comedienne hailing from London via Nigeria has taken the comedy world by storm since her debut. In a few short years, she has become one of the most sought after comics in the country, making numerous appearances on Television, radio and the big screen.

This former lift engineer's...

See Reginald D Hunter above.

12. Bob Mortimer

Actor | House of Fools

Bob Mortimer was born on May 23, 1959 in Middlesbrough, North Yorkshire, England, UK. He is an actor and writer, known for House of Fools (2014), Catterick (2004) and Shooting Stars (1993). He has been married to Lisa Matthews since October 2015. They have two children.

sidekick bob -

13. Johnny Vegas

Actor | Bleak House

Johnny Vegas was born on September 11, 1971 in St. Helens, Merseyside, England, UK. He is an actor and producer, known for Bleak House (2005), The Libertine (2004) and Happiness (2001). He has been married to Maia Dunphy since March 2011. They have one child. He was previously married to Catherine ...

blubbery professional northern slob

14. Michael McIntyre

Self | Michael McIntyre's Big Show

Michael McIntyre was born on February 21, 1976 in Merton, London, England, UK. He is a writer and producer, known for Michael McIntyre's Big Show (2015), Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow (2009) and The Wheel (2022). He has been married to Kitty Ward since 2003. They have two children.

Camp, bland, inoffensive and very, very Unfunny.

15. Leigh Francis

Actor | Bo' Selecta!

Leigh Francis was born on April 30, 1973 in Leeds, Yorkshire, England, UK. He is an actor and writer, known for Bo' Selecta! (2002), Celebrity Juice (2008) and Keith Lemon: The Film (2012). He has been married to Jill Carter since October 31, 2003.

juvenile, puerile tosh merchant working under the cover of "irony"

entertainment for the lowest common denominator

lowest of the low.

16. Mike Myers

Actor | Austin Powers in Goldmember

Michael John Myers was born in 1963 in Scarborough, Ontario, to Alice E. (Hind), an officer supervisor, and Eric Myers, an insurance agent. His parents were both English, and had served in the Royal Air Force and British Army, respectively.

Myers' television career really started in 1988, when he ...

fart joke multi millionaire

17. Russell Brand

Producer | Arthur

Russell Brand was born on June 4, 1975, in Grays, Essex, England, the son of Barbara Elizabeth (Nichols) and Ronald Henry Brand, a photographer. An only child, his parents divorced when he was only six months old, and he was subsequently raised by his mother. Enduring a difficult childhood that saw...

1 cup - silly affectations 2 cups - obnoxiousness sprinkle of - weird staring eyes handful of - smugness generous helping of - pretentious flowery language mix together et voila - one completely dogsiht "comedian"

18. Joe Pasquale

Actor | Garfield: A Tale of Two Kitties

Joe Pasquale was born on August 20, 1961 in London, England, UK. He is an actor, known for Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties (2006), Kill Keith (2011) and Horton Hears a Who! (2008). He is married to Deborah Richardson. They have two children. He was previously married to Alison Partridge.

Man with a squeaky voice - hilarious.

19. Noel Fielding

Actor | The Mighty Boosh

Noel Fielding was born to Dianne Fielding and Ray Fielding, on May 21 1973. He has once revealed on The Russell Brand Show, on Radio 2, that he has a French grandmother. Fielding once stated that he was never baptised, he hasn't got a middle name and he does not follow any religion. He was once ...

see #2

20. Simon Amstell

Writer | Benjamin

Amstell was born on 29 November 1979 and was raised in Gants Hill, London. The lively and determined chap made his first television appearance in 1993 when he appeared as a contestant on the Channel 4 game show GamesMaster (1992-1998), which he unfortunately lost, but this did not falter him on his...

awkward creepy weirdo

21. Omid Djalili

Actor | The Mummy

An actor and stand up comedian, born in London to Iranian parents of the Baha'i faith. He studied English and Theatre Studies. He recently starred in the Netflix Global drama The Letter for the King (2020) as Sir Fantumar and the HBO/BBC series His Dark Materials (2019). A Perrier Award nominee in ...

One of the "I'm from Iran, isn't that funny, hahaha" school of tripe

22. Shaparak Khorsandi

Actress | Have Heart

Shaparak Khorsandi was born in 1972 in Tehran, Iran. She is an actress and writer, known for Have Heart (2021), Two's a Crowd (2022) and Splitting Cells (2007).

See #21

23. Paddy McGuinness

Actor | Max & Paddy's Road to Nowhere

Paddy McGuinness was born on August 14, 1973 in Bolton, Lancashire, England, UK. He is an actor and writer, known for Max & Paddy's Road to Nowhere (2004), Phoenix Nights (2001) and The Keith and Paddy Picture Show (2017). He has been married to Christine McGuinness since June 4, 2011. They ...

Let the wank see the stain.

24. Al Murray

Actor | Time Gentlemen Please

Al Murray was born on May 10, 1968 in Stewkley, Buckinghamshire, England, UK. He is an actor and writer, known for Time Gentlemen Please (2000), Al Murray: The Pub Landlord Live - My Gaff, My Rules (2003) and The Life of Rock with Brian Pern (2014). He has been married to Amber Murray since 2000. ...

Recycler of ridiculous stereotypes who fails to covers his tracks with his oh so clever irony. Stan Boardman with a degree. Pub bore.

25. Dara O Briain

Self | Mock the Week

Dara O Briain was born on February 4, 1972 in Wicklow, Ireland. He is a producer and writer, known for Mock the Week (2005), The Panel (2003) and Dara O Briain: Crowd Tickler (2015). He has been married to Susan since 2006. They have two children.

Punctuates every punchline with "errrrr" - just to let the fkwits know it's supposed to be funny. Errr. Errrr. Fkin Errr.

26. Paul O'Grady

Producer | The Paul O'Grady Show

Paul James O'Grady was born on 14 June 1955 in Birkenhead, England. He attended St Anselm's Christian Brothers School. After his graduation, he worked as a clerk in a magistrate's court.

During that time he met a woman named Diane Jansen with whom he had a brief affair. Their daughter, Sharyn, was ...

Cringe.

27. Victoria Coren Mitchell

Writer | The Naughty Twins

Victoria Coren Mitchell was born on August 18, 1972 in Hammersmith, London, England, UK. She is a producer. She has been married to David Mitchell since November 17, 2012. They have two children.

How to present "Only Connect" the Victoria Coren Way - 5 easy steps.

1. Every time there's one choice of category left roll out the hilarious "which one will you choose?" or "that's a fine choice" or "yes, I think you should choose that one".

2. Every time there's a mention of alcohol make sure you mention that you drink, in a blindingly unfunny, childish and cringe-worthy way - "Gin did you say? Oh I put that on my cornflakes."

3. Make it seem as if you know all the answers and are not just reading them off the cards in front of you, smugness is essential.

4. Use the word(s) "fiendish" or "fiendishly clever" as often as possible. (Note she has recently calmed down on this - obviously the producers flagged it up as very annoying.)

5. Over articulate in an unnecessarily formal, smarmy know-all whine as if you're talking to idiots- "The next round is the mmmuuuuussssiiiiccc round, you will be hhhhheeeaaaringgggg the ccccllluuueeeessss..."

28. Sarah Silverman

Actress | Wreck-It Ralph

Sarah Silverman was most recently the host of the two-time Emmy-nominated weekly topical series, I Love You America, which streamed on Hulu and also received a Writers Guild Awards nomination.

Silverman is currently working on a musical adaptation of her 2010 memoir and New York Times Bestseller ...

Edgy? Shocking? Controversial? Boundary-pushing?

Just because it's disgusting or offensive does not make it funny. Grow up.

29. Adam Hills

Writer | Spicks and Specks

Adam Hills was born on July 10, 1970 in Sydney, Australia. He is a writer and producer, known for Spicks and Specks (2005), The Last Leg (2012) and Adam Hills in Gordon St Tonight (2011). He has been married to Ali McGregor since December 2009. They have two children.

Woeful. Did he mention he's got one leg?

30. Joan Rivers

Actress | Spaceballs

Joan Rivers is an American talk show host, comedian, writer and actress from Brooklyn, New York. She voiced Dot Matrix from Mel Brooks' Spaceballs. She has portrayed in several films and shows such as Shrek 2, Look Who's Talking, The Smurfs and Iron Man 3. She passed away in September 2014 at ...

Nasty, hateful and loathsome in so many ways.

31. Scott Capurro

Actor | Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace

Scott Capurro was born on December 10, 1962 in San Francisco, California, USA. He is an actor, known for Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999), Mrs. Doubtfire (1993) and Star Wars: Episode I - Racer (1999).

Like Rivers and Silverman above he labours under the impression outrageous / offensive = funny.

Like them he pedals the lame justification "hey I'm part of a persecuted minority so it's OK for me to be offensive".

32. Sara Pascoe

Actress | Twenty Twelve

Sara Pascoe was born on May 22, 1981 in Dagenham, London, England, UK. She is an actress and writer, known for Twenty Twelve (2011), The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret (2009) and Free Agents (2009). She has been married to Steen Raskopoulos since 2020. They have one child.

Vegan, virtue-signalling snowflake.

33. Stephen K. Amos

Actor | Huge

Stephen K. Amos is known for Huge (2010), My Night with Reg (2021) and EastEnders (1985).

Ticks all the boxes, except the one marked "funny"

34. Kate Smurthwaite

Actress | The Squeakies

Kate Smurthwaite was born on December 9, 1975 in London, England, UK. She is an actress and writer, known for The Squeakies (2014), Monster (2010) and The Revolution Will Be Televised ... Best of Series 1-3 (2015).

Cringe factor 10/10 Misandry factor 10/10 PC Snowflake factor 10/10 Unfunny factor 11/10

35. Nish Kumar

Writer | The Kumars

Nish Kumar was born on August 26, 1985 in Wandsworth, London, England, UK. He is an actor and writer, known for The Kumars (2014), Sky Comedy Christmas Shorts (2015) and And Mrs.

Epitome of the modern "woke comedian/presenter". Sanctimonious factor 10/10 Divorced from reality/ liberal media PC bubble factor 10/10

36. Henning Wehn

Self | The Alternative Comedy Experience

Henning Wehn was born on April 10, 1974 in Hagen, North Rhine-Westphalia, Germany. He is an actor, known for The Alternative Comedy Experience (2013), 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown (2012) and Would I Lie to You? (2007).

German comedian. Yes you read that right. A comedian from Germany, who relates everything to Germany in a German way. Proof of the stereotype that Germans aren't funny. You have been warned.

37. Holly Walsh

Writer | Motherland

Holly Walsh is known for Motherland (2016), The Other One (2017) and The Time Surgeon (2007).

Undeserving of any comment.

38. Tom Allen

Actor | Starter for 10

Tom Allen was born on June 14, 1983 in Bromley, London, England, UK. He is an actor and writer, known for Starter for 10 (2006), Sensitive Skin (2005) and Tamara Drewe (2010).

So flamboyant and oh so unfunny. Imagine Graham Norton overdosing on pink steroids whilst impersonating Jack Whitehall all the while being even less funny than either of them.

39. Trevor Noah

Producer | The Daily Show

Trevor Noah is a South African comedian, television host, actor, and political commentator. He is the host of The Daily Show, an American satirical news program on Comedy Central.

Born in Johannesburg, Noah began his career in South Africa in 2002. He had several hosting roles with the South African...

Much like #35 - another modern "woke comedian/presenter".

Trev's there to tell you how terrible everyone who doesn't see things his way is. Just in case you missed the message from pretty much every every other mainstream presenter. Orwell's two minutes of hate is very real.

40. Michelle Wolf

Actress | Horace and Pete

Michelle Wolf is known for Horace and Pete (2016), The Oscars (2016) and Michelle Wolf: Nice Lady (2017).

Not only is her comedy dreadful she conveys it with the most insufferable whine. Painful to the ears and dangerous to the human spirit.

41. Andi Osho

Actress | Blue Lights

Andi was born in Stratford, East London and attended Sarah Bonnell Comprehensive School. She studied drama at Barking College of Technology where peers included Razaaq Adoti (Amistad (1997), Black Hawk Down (2001)), Sarah Webb, lead singer of acid jazz group D Influence and Idris Elba (Pacific Rim ...

Imagine MTV's Decoded Francesca Ramsey doing stand-up.

42. Lilly Singh

Actress | Bad Moms

Lilly Singh is a successful, famous Canadian YouTuber, known as Superwoman. She is also known for her role in the movie "Dr. Cabbie" (2014) and the YouTube series "Giving Back Glam" (2014) ; "The Tube's Hautest" (2014) and "Lana Steele : Make Up Spy" (2015). She is also known for her rapping skills...

Another "identity comedian". If you don't think she's funny you will stamped with the scarlet letter "R", you racist. Lily smiles away smugly proselyting for the Church of Woke, it's all such fun. Except it's not fkin fun and it's certainly not funny. It's deeply divisive hate masquerading as light-hearted silliness, pumped out to the impressionable, the clueless and the "virtuous".

43. Desiree Burch

Actress | Jack in a Box

Desiree Burch is known for Jack in a Box (2009), A Castle for Christmas (2021) and The Sandman (2022).

As loud as she is unfunny.

44. Big Narstie

Writer | The Big Narstie Show

Big Narstie is originally a grime MC hailing from South London and part of the collective known as NDoubleA. He has been recording music since 2003 releasing 8 mixtapes and a new one entitled 'Pain Is Love' on the way for 2012.

Painful.

45. Mo Gilligan

Writer | The Lateish Show with Mo Gilligan

Mo Gilligan was born on February 19, 1988 in Lambeth, London, England, UK. He is a writer and producer, known for The Lateish Show with Mo Gilligan (2019), The Big Narstie Show (2018) and All Star Happy Hour with Mo Gilligan (2020).

Sidekick to painful #44, excruciating.

46. Seth Rogen

Producer | This Is the End

An actor, comedian and writer, Seth Rogen has come a long way from doing stand-up comedy as a teen.

Rogen was born in Vancouver, British Columbia, to Sandy (Belogus), a social worker, and Mark Rogen, who worked for non-profits. His father is American-born and his mother is Canadian. He is of Russian...

47. Adam Sandler

Actor | The Waterboy

Adam Richard Sandler was born September 9, 1966 in Brooklyn, New York, to Judith (Levine), a teacher at a nursery school, and Stanley Alan Sandler, an electrical engineer. He is of Russian Jewish descent. At 17, he took his first step towards becoming a stand-up comedian when he spontaneously took ...