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Taken 3 (2014)
5/10
Underwhelming Finale
25 February 2015
Warning: Spoilers
Taken was the film of 2008 that, in my mind, took home the award for "Best Mindless Entertainment." Of course, in actuality, Taken was kind of a good movie but, regardless, a guilty pleasure through and through. It wasn't as great as the likes of a Die Hard, but it was what it was – an entertaining shoot-em-up action movie, but with appeal in their use of family bond. By Taken 2, a lot of that was put to the test and, if anything, detracted from the appeal of the original. It's not that Taken 2 was bad, for it certainly took the level of "mindless entertainment" farther than the original did; however, for that reason, the 2nd film's ultimate problem was just that: it pushed the mindless entertainment aspect of the first film way too far. You know how in action movies people (namely the hero) unabashedly blows stuff up, causes massive car crashes, and shoots up numerous people, but they never get arrested or charged for obstructing justice or disturbing the peace? Well, Taken 2 was probably the crowning achievement of exemplifying that theme (just throw grenades into public areas so I can hear where you are). For that reason, I was a little weary about Taken 3: A film that isn't bad but isn't necessarily good and, if anything, proves Taken may have been ultimately better left as a standalone film to begin with.

In some ways, I admired Taken 3 certainly more than I did that of Taken 2. For one, this film is more of an adventure type film, as opposed to a purely action based one that the predecessors might have been. The film isn't constantly worried about having "another one bites the dust" moment and, if anything, I appreciated how the film was taking time to actually focus on the story and on the aspects of death, loss, and grief. Still, some of the storytelling methods were questionable: For example, do you really think a man as smart as Bryan would run from the police? And some of his techniques to prove his innocence (such as his sudden possession of resources or outside contact) seem like lazy writing to me, for many of them appear out of nowhere without having been set up properly. Also, while I appreciated the film trying to add some twists to the plot (some of which works), I think, in the context of being a concluding chapter to this trilogy, it pretty much ignores this fact and, rather than pay tribute to or even really acknowledge the first two films, we get, more or less, a standalone sequel that has not much of anything to stand on.

By this time around the characters feel like caricatures of their former selves, and the script doesn't seem to do much to enhance this. Rather than have the majority of them mature but keep their same charm, I think the film is a little too desperate to focus on Bryan Mills' "special set of skills" (i.e. his technique of relying on precision and accuracy) rather than the character behind the skills. Really, the film doesn't seem that interested in any of the villains and, save for a few, the fight scenes aren't near as entertaining because many of the antagonists are just very void – as if to suggest that we should want the "bad" characters to be killed simply because the film says we should want them to be killed. Maybe it's just that all the characters have overstayed their welcome? That being said, the acting is still pretty good and, while it does feel to some degree many of the actors are just there by contract, they still don't condescend the material and they give it their all. Maggie Grace, again, has really proved herself worthy of emotionally charged scenes, and I hope to see her in more serious films. Also, by Taken 3 a lot of what made the first one likable, and the second one tolerable, starts to become slightly comedic this time around. One could argue that the film is intentional in this but, come on, why try and trick the audience into thinking a certain character is supposedly dead from a big action stunt when we know there's at least 40 minutes of running time left in the film?

The bottom line is that, for Taken 3 to be cited as the concluding piece in this trilogy, it kind of fails as a final installment, and barely cuts it as being a passable sequel. By Taken 3 you want to feel satisfaction and even warmth and comfort in this being the end – a celebration of the first 2 films and whatever legacy that remains. In the end it's more "Meh, I could have done without this one."
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Boyhood (I) (2014)
8/10
An Enchanting Experience that Defines a Generation...
11 January 2015
Is there a more ambitious or unforgettable film as Richard Linklater's Boyhood this year? I think not.

Having generated enthusiastic hype and unanimous critical acclaim, it's easy to want to abstain from it and be pessimistic about this film, but why shouldn't it be subject to the critical acclaim that is has generated? It's true that, had the film not been shot over a 12 year period, it probably wouldn't have generated the amount of buzz it did; however, the film is still a great film and it still would have obtained the amount of critical praise that it has– the whole 12 year shooting aspect just makes it all the more a special and enchanting movie going experience (one of the most enchanting I've ever had).

I don't imagine I can add to (or say) anything about the film that hasn't already been said about it before, but I will tell you how (when I saw this in theaters) about mid-way through I just started to cry (at a completely non-dramatic part, mind you), because I was so captivated by, not only the experience of watching these endearing characters mature, but by how the film was making me reflect back to my own boyhood and the small moments in life that are special (my favorite being the early scenes of Mason and his sister). As a side note, I am of the same age and generation of the "boy" in "boyhood" (Ellar Coltrane), so it was nothing short of a cathartic and intriguing walk down memory lane. This film defines a generation of, not only kids, but parents as well. Be it the Generation X product parent who's not quite matured yet, or the parent so preoccupied by their parental role that they become victim to a selfish-disillusionment of marriage and family. Neither of which is portrayed in a patronizing way, but merely as depiction of a part of the maturation process within the life of a child.

The film is somewhat long (160 something minutes I believe), but there's never really a dull moment; for this reason, the film is quick to realize when one storyline is burned out and, like real-life, isn't afraid to quickly change direction while keeping the same overall feel and tone of the characters. By the end, you've completely forgotten that you've watched a fictitious film. Instead, you feel as though you've watched a documentary about the life of a real-life family over the course of 12 years. You forget Ellar Coltrane is playing a character, and you forget that everything on screen came from a script. This is what filmmaking is all about: Attempting to achieve something that others haven't, attempting to embrace that which is embraceable, and achieving a level of enchantment to take you to another world and forget that you're separated from the story by a glass screen.

Boyhood is many things... It's a great film (one of the greatest possibly ever made), it's a film that will stand the test of time, it's a film everybody should experience, and it's (by far) the best film of 2014. Above all, it's a one of kind film- and don't let anyone tell you differently.
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Frances Ha (2012)
8/10
A Graceful and Satisfying Piece
17 July 2013
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Noah Baumbach is sometimes a hit or miss with me. When he misses? It's not a huge miss, but it is a miss. I wasn't a fan of his previous film, and collaboration with Greta Gerwig, Greenberg, which I felt had characters that weren't developed enough and that were too forced in terms of wanting to be likable, but seeming "real" and "hurt." However, when he hits, he hits hard. There wasn't a character in Kicking and Screaming or Highball whom you didn't already know someone like, The Squid and the Whale hit way too close to home, and Margot at the Wedding wasn't a film that you easily forgot; however, his style is not for everyone. If you're not a fan of dark" don't know whether to laugh," humor, and/or unlikable characters, than you probably wouldn't like his other films; notice I wrote other films. Of all his films, Frances Ha is probably his most lighthearted (I think Greta Gerwig's collaboration is to credit for that), but even still it has it's "real" world problems moments. Unlike his other films, here it actually seems to provide an encouraging, or at least, honest (as opposed to his normal brutal honesty) approach that material like Frances Ha deserves. Too put it simply, Frances Ha is a strong hit for Noah's career, and is a film that defines an age group and period in most everyone's lives.

I almost hate to write this, but Frances Ha seems to be part of (or marketed as) this new trend involving young adults trying to adapt to life, but also providing some quirkiness to the situations and characters. I think this film is more relatable and while it's honesty is kind of sad in that "the truth hurts" way, because it involves reading between the lines, it's honesty is more of a tender gentleness that, like in our lives, we just have to accept. It doesn't rely on the typical hipster dialogue that so many of independent films think they need in order to stand out, but feels more like conversations that you've listened to and/or been a part of yourself. Never do the conversations feel unrealistic, and they never seem to go out for "shock value." The entire film isn't thankfully centered on sexual mishaps and social misfires, but more of an adaptation to the world around you in the growing up process.

The plot progression is a lot like Frances herself, not really directed, kind of planned but mostly random, and, while it walks a fine line in some parts, it never entirely ever burns itself out on a particular location or supporting characters. Granted, toward the last act this technique becomes a little too forced and hard for the audience to believe, but the material is still right and seems to have justification for where it takes the story. I do, however, wonder if the spontaneous use of alternating locations is done for comedic purposes or to build dramatic tension? While it does further progress Frances' sadness with adapting to her life and where it's going, many times certain scenes, while overall good scenes, feel a little bit like missed opportunities to expand the characters more, or at least, not strictly confide them to awkward conversation.

It's impossible not to love, or at least admire, Greta Gerwig's portrayal of Frances; I think it's driven enough to where she never really gets on your nerves, if she does, it's often understandable. She does give Frances a bit of a naive sense, but never to a point to where you think she's being childish. You don't entirely question her decisions, and you always empathize with her, if only because we've all been in her shoes. Frances could have easily been this wannabe hipster or desperately forced "free spirit," but she's really not. Sure, she has her moments, but at that age, trying to maybe cling to whatever shred of youth you have left? Why not? Most admirable, however, is Gerwig's quiet restraint that Frances has. Frances could have been this obnoxious, erratic free spirit, but in the real world, most people don't say how they feel, and Gerwig captures that perfectly. Her half widen smiles, the look of hesitation in her eyes, and the forced laughter all the more hits close to home with the viewers.

The element that really won me over with the film is its honesty. I think, whether we want to admit it or not, it defines a certain age group, and it maybe the majority of the world. What happens when you're suddenly having to grow up? Where do you go from when you realize that your dreams most likely will never come true? What happens when being alone seems all to plausible? You settle. It captures this perfectly because it never makes it seem like it's a bad thing, but obviously, not entirely showing it's a good thing. It is what it is - you do what you have to do. The film is optimistic about that, and furthermore perfectly exemplifies this with the final shot of the film, guaranteed to put a smile on the face of anyone watching, and definitely guaranteed to trigger a "Oh so that's why it's called…," moment.

Overall, Frances Ha is certainly a highlight in not only both Baumbach's and Gerwig's career, but also a strong highlight for this year. I imagine the film will be boring for some, and tiresome for others, for, like I said, it really is in one's best interest to read between the lines to better understand and take in the film. Noah Baumbach claims to be reinventing himself with this film, while I'm not really sure what he means by that (the film closely resembles the likes of his early work, in my opinion), but if his next film is as enchanting as Frances Ha? Let's just see what ya' got.
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Bad Teacher (2011)
7/10
Maybe it caught me on a good day, but I really enjoyed it!
14 July 2011
Warning: Spoilers
From the looks of the previews, Bad Teacher seemed to scream with mediocrity. It seemed like the kind of movie that looked funny, but ultimately would be just a headache of a time to watch. Would it be one of those movies that tried to pursue the persona of being this raunch fest with punchlines? They only go so far, and Bad Teacher looked like one of those movies where they showed all the funny parts in the previews. Still I was curious, and had no desire to be in a theater with children seeing Cars 2, so maybe this film caught me in a good mood, but I sort of enjoyed it.

Bad Teacher is probably going to be one of those divided movies. You either really liked it, or didn't care too much for it. I won't deny, Bad Teacher works on some levels, and doesn't on other levels, but if you're enjoying the film the levels where it does succeed on, it sort of seems to just enhance the film more. Sure there are some scenes that seemed as if they were written specifically for a punch line, or that are completely unrealistic. Like I said though if you're enjoying the movie you sort of take it for what it is.

The thing that makes Bad Teacher work for me, is how they cleverly avoid the cliché romantic movie formula, don't get me wrong the movie does have that, but it's not the main film. I absolutely loved how the mean and shallow characters stay that way for the entire film for the most part. I liked that a lot, and it made it much more entertaining to watch. Plus I loved how the bad guy (ironically the one the audience is intended to identify with) wins, and gets the devious satisfaction. For example there are no breakdown moments from the main characters who have had an epiphany or moment of redemption. The film does no stray into these characters who seem damaged, but humorously mocks them. Which is what brings me into how I love how this film has a dark sense of humor, that I think really caught the audience off. The kind of humor where you don't really know whether or not to laugh, like the kind of very cruel but funny jokes that make your mouth drop in shock. I love that kind of humor, and the audience I was with I don't think knew what hit them. That's where Bad Teacher to me stands out slightly above recent comedies who seem to pursue this goal of making raunchy comedies. Sure the film blatantly talks about sexual situations, and has a few gross out moments, but ultimately it is the film's dark and very quirky sense of humor.

Okay there are tons of other movies I would recommend over Bad Teacher, and I don't mean to sound as if I'm over praising it. For certain subplots I felt to not be fully completed when faced with the ultimatum, and again on some levels the unreality of situations in the film is fine, but on other levels it seems to be a little annoying. Plus I felt Justin Timberlake's character to be very under written, and that should have been much more. Also the film does push the reality button, and pushes the audience into accepting what's going on. Like just how much you will be able to accept a character going to major extremes for some certain mission.

Bad Teacher is a movie where you just accept what it is, and I enjoyed it nevertheless. Maybe thinking about it later I'll change my opinion on certain things, but as for now Bad Teacher did what every comedy should set out to do- make you laugh, and make you feel joyful in some way.
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Sugar & Spice (2001)
7/10
When Watched with an Open Mind- You Just Might be Surprised!
15 October 2010
Coming into Sugar and Spice, I have to admit I wasn't exactly expecting much- if anything. I was guilty of wanting to see it (hey any movie about cheerleaders that go on a crime spree has my vote of wanting to see it), but mostly because it seemed like it would be nevertheless enjoyable. Well, when sitting down to watch it I won't lie in saying that expecting it to JUST be enjoyable wasn't enough for me. I wanted to have the mind to like it (I love dark comedies, and especially ones they aren't afraid to poke fun at themselves), and you know what? I loved this movie.

I will say the moment "Sugar and Spice" opened I leaned back in my seat, preparing myself to be disappointed. The movie has a very simple (yet perhaps appropriate) opening, and they immediately were jumping into story. Usually I don't fly with that, and even in this movie case I didn't immediately. Then when they started to crank up the cheer leading routines I thought: "Great, they have this great premise, but they're going to focus more on the cheer leading than the plot." Thankfully- they didn't. What made it start to click for me was the realization that all the characters were going to stay in character. I'm so glad they didn't do the typical cheerleader mean girl, but instead did poke fun at the dim witted head cheerleader (and football star), but keep them on that level where they don't become annoying, too over-the-top, but instead make them likable. This film was hilarious, and you love these girls so much that you want to see them prevail in their life of crime. You feel sympathy for these girls (in particular Marley Shelton's lead character, whom you want to see achieve the all American dream), and they're enjoyable to watch as they are to laugh with.

Sure this movie has it's cutesy, almost implausible moments. Plus like I said this movie opened (and perhaps ended) very simple, and for that I wish this movie has been slightly longer. I'll admit that they sort of milked this story as far as it would go without starting to become annoying or TOO over-the-top where it becomes annoying, tiresome, or even embarrassing. The film is very funny, extremely enjoyable, and is a very dark treat.
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Happiness (1998)
10/10
Devilishly Brilliant!
14 March 2010
Challenging films are films, that when watched with an open mind, usually tend to impress me and make me feel entertained in a way perhaps you don't normally get from any other film. I admire films that aren't afraid to let their quirky-ness and originality stand out, and the films of Todd Solondz are no exception to this aspect. I love to the deepest descent that he manages perfectly too have the ability to present us with the most outrageous, shocking, and even in this case controversial situation, but at the same time gives us an extraordinary and moving piece that we can't forget whether we like it or not. So loving the films of Todd Solondz I came into "Happiness" hoping for the best, although if you've heard anything about the film it may be enough to scare you away, it almost did me.

The thing that makes "Happiness" so outrageous and controversial is too many the pedophile aspect, but also perhaps how in the end we feel a strange sense of sympathy and even sorrow for a character like him, or an obscene phone caller, even for a dirty old man leaving his wife for younger women. "Happiness" doesn't glorify these ordeals, but instead in a very twisted sort of way kind of sort of turn them in to a joke, the kind where you don't know if it's okay to laugh, and if you do you feel even worse. "Happiness" manages to give us a devilishly indulging time that honestly some would do best to avoid. However I must say it's a film you don't really want to admit to yourself that you're enjoying so much, seeing how in certain scenes you can't help but feel pretty darn disturbed. The delicious diabolical humor is absolutely awesome; I like the feeling of that sort of uncomfortable humor they strongly use in this film.

The film deals with the lives of three sisters, so in a way the film is three different stories. The first deals with Helen (Lara Flynn Boyle), whose neighbor is an obscene phone caller who says sexual slurs in the calls to express his lonely sexual desire and even repression. The film gives this character (played perfectly by Phillip Seymour Hoffman), an extremely fragile soul, whom we want to see succeed and find his happiness, it gets even tragically sweet at times. The Second sister Joy is the somewhat down on her luck one, she stills lives with her parents (who are in the middle of a separation) and isn't entirely open to love. I must say Jane Adam's gives a great performance, however I didn't really feel all that much sympathy or compassion for her, perhaps because she really didn't come as a person who deals with a lot. Then there is Trish who is the perfect stay at home wife, and her scenes are the scenes that will disturb you seeing how her husband Bill (played all too tragically realistic by Dylan Baker) is secretly a pedophile. Perhaps her life does focus more on Bill (as does the film), and the film doesn't shy away from the ugly truth. It's very disturbing when his pedophile side comes out (such as when he talks to his sexually curious son Billy). However honestly underneath it all it's sort of hard for us (the audience) to admit that we have a hidden liking towards him. The guilty part of it all is how we the viewer are repulsed, disturbed, but yet ironically indulged in the film. You can't look away even if you want too, but you can't, unless you're like mega sensitive towards kids or whatever. He actually is a good dad (even though it may have been his pedophile side talking), but we can't help but feel a small happiness when his son owns up to him the way he does.

The direction and writing is extraordinary, and even better the performances are brilliant. I love how each woman manages to each give a different stand out performance, and stay true to their characters, as does everybody else in the film. I must say I also really admired the acting from the very brave roles such as Billy (Rufus Read), Bill (Dylan Baker), and Kristina (Camryn Manheim). It took guts to take on such roles, and why they (or anybody else in this film) didn't get Oscar nominations or recognition is beyond me.

Overall I'm going to say one thing only about this film, although extraordinary and very wonderful it's a movie that is not, I repeat NOT for everybody. I would only recommend it if you are aware of some of Todd Solondz other deep meaning films (such as Palindromes or Storytelling) than you'll have an idea of what you'd get in too. I also strongly recommend to those who love films that challenge you, or that you're not afraid to be felt uncomfortable or even disturbed by a films dramatic subject matter. "Happiness" is a truly magnificent little film, sure very uncomfortable, but its disturbing-ness I think just enhances to the experience, and even enjoyment of this film for those who like that kind of thrill from films.
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3/10
Pretentious and Undeserving of its Praise
1 March 2010
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Fox Searchlight Pictures, having become something of a prestigious name amongst indie distribution, usually never tends to disappoint. Somehow they can always manage to find feel good, fresh, and original films that typically have a mainstream marketability and yet still seemingly has that indie charm, (500) Days of Summer isn't one of them.

This movie has to be, without a doubt, the most wannabe, and pretentious film I have ever seen. Many scenes it becomes so blatantly obvious that the writers thought that they were just spinning out magic. That's not to imply that there isn't any passion here, I just don't think the film, nor writers behind it, are entirely deserving of this so-called praise when everything is contrived and desperate to pander to an audience equally pretentious and mundane. As bad as this film wants you to believe, there's nothing independent about it - in the sense that it doesn't possess this original, witty charm that it wants you to think it does. It's as if they watched every successful romantic comedy/ independent film and tried to mimic what they did – and believe me, it's not as wonderful as it sounds. Never have I rolled my eyes so many times at a film, strictly because every scene oozes with "Oh wouldn't this be so original," or "oh this is going to be so witty! This'll definitely get us that Best Screenplay nod and earn us our hipster credibility."

Elaborate you ask? Let's start with the blatant use of "off the wall" humor: To exemplify how this Summer character is supposedly such an extraordinary person who makes an impact anywhere she goes, it portrays her as having a charm so profound that some major study shows ice cream sales increasing all because she was working in a parlor or something. So original and desperate to seem quirky. And a comedic approach to Tom's depression? Breaking plate after plate after plate. So quirky and so innovative! Why couldn't this film be in 3D on the off chance that a shard of the plate fly into my eyeballs? And the wisecracking down-to-earth little sister, and what's that, she curses to? That is SO funny. It's not entirely that these are bad things, they're not, they are- to a certain degree- original or at least have potential but it's all too much of a desperate attempt to seem likable and to achieve "greatness" they haven't earned. I imagine the film was planned like this: "Let's do this love story, but an ANTI love story (although there's nothing really anti about it), and this guy will have the most random, quirkiest job we can think of, and he'll be smitten with her with a Smiths reference (because nothing screams great indie musical taste like the Smiths – hipster thinks he's cool because he listens to the Smiths?). Oh and there has to be this drunken karaoke bar scene and he'll sing a Pixies song! What Pixies song would ever be in karaoke machine, maybe "Where is My Mind," never "Here Comes Your Man." Just saying...

The film's execution of their so-called romance is even more infuriating. It's not that the writing is lazy, the sad part really is that the writers think it's good - I guess misguidedly uninspired? The ending did surprise me in that, even though I was not emotionally invested in the film/ characters, I was still annoyed and rather irate about the ending.

Zooey Deshanel and Joseph Gordon Levitt play their characters well enough to make me want to like them, but again, they did nothing to earn my sympathy or care. If the film had suddenly taken a violent turn and have their entire office burn down and kill everyone inside? I wouldn't have cared. Maybe it caught me on a bad day, or maybe it just sucked? I guess a lot of people disagree with me, and I guess generally speaking I would recommend it, but personally I wouldn't because this one just didn't do it for me.
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REC (2007)
8/10
Original and Thrilling; A movie to keep you on edge.
9 December 2009
REC was a movie that I was eager to see, because not only had I heard nothing but good things about it, but also because I kind of have a place in me that takes a liking for these camcorder films(The Blair Witch Project, Paranormal Activity and so on). I put this in and instantly took a liking to it, for the right reasons. The heroine Angela was very likable, and believable, perhaps not exactly news-anchor type woman, but nevertheless likable. I liked how they slowly built the story (mostly pre-apartment quarantine), and I appreciate the fact that the movie doesn't jump into the zombie aspect ASAP. Many zombie movies (like Vampire ones) kind of have a problem of trying to break clichés, but in the end not doing it all to well. Thankfully in REC they pull it off in a very fun, clever, and original tone. Although they don't entirely provide you with anything new(as far as Zombie stereotype themes or even themes goes), but nevertheless this film can build suspense extremely well, I mean I was watching this in the comfort of my house and still managed to jump out of my seat, and move diagonal to the edge of my seat. I'll admit for this movie to make me want to close my eyes is something thrilling, but fun. Will say although the suspense moments you can clearly see coming, they still manage for you too jump.

I will say as far as the downsides go, towards the middle act it seems to get a little off track. Like for example I just wished that as far as the zombie themed went that they should have made a better effort to do more with this tone. Like it seems as though they start to ignore this theme, and try focusing more on the quarantined theme. Now yes I know they wanted out of that building, and since they couldn't I understand why they focused on them being trapped, but when they started to explain the reason as to why they were trapped it seemed as though they were trying to hard to balance two things at once. Also towards the end when they're giving that whole explanation it just seems as though they couldn't come up with much backstory so therefore they just gave it a little effort.

Overall REC is a pretty thrilling, creepy, atmospheric, and great horror film. It's one of those horror movies that even non-horror fans can enjoy. Thankfully it can manage to thrill and chill you while still giving you that adrenaline rush of excitement and fun. REC, although it has it's downs, is an enjoyable roller coaster of a horror film, and if you haven't seen it you're missing out on something different, and different these days is a good thing if done right, and here it is.
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Sorority Row (2009)
7/10
It definitely surprised me.
12 September 2009
You know going into "Sorority Row" I wasn't expecting truly a whole lot, if anything. Because, although I knew it would be nothing I'd give a 1 rating too, somewhere inside me was ready to feel that feeling of infuriation. I mean coming into this one is kind of already expecting it to be a good for nothing movie with just an excuse to find ways to kill people and to have girls take of their tops, and for their to be a parade of unlikable people who you could care less if they lived. What I ended up getting, actually surprised me. I guess it's kind of redundant too say that "Sorority Row" isn't all those things I just mentioned, because it may be at some points, but in my opinion they handle it in a classier way than most if not all of the movies wouldn't even dream of going. For example there were many scenes where a sexual tension built up, but that all that happened. I really appreciated that fact. Also I must say it was kind of original, I mean sure they don't provide us with anything ENTIRLEY new, but at times it feels fresher. The characters, the moment I saw them I expected them to be the most annoying, under-written, horribly conceived, badly acted, and unlikable characters ever, they really wern't. I mean sure some of them may have been a little stereotypical at times, some of them may have been just like the girls in every slasher movie from the last 15 years, but the dialog is actually handled in a very witty way. This movie has a sense of humor, and I'm glad it did, otherwise I wouldn't have liked it as much. I mean sure if you've seen the movie I'll admit the humor(although I admire it) can be a bit out of it's league for scenes that didn't call for it. However when it's okay to have it, they use it, and it works well. I mean I'm just a sucker for a good sarcastic line, and "Sorority Row" definitely delivers that for me. Next the killings were actually really cool, and fits the slasher tone well. I also felt the film was very well paced, when it started (because they do jump into the story pretty much immediately) I feared that after-wards it would become mellow dramatic nonsense. Mellowdramatic, maybe, entertaining, most definitely. I will say that "Sorority Row" maybe should have given itself a little more credit in some scenes that were a bit sloppy joe, and I think the actresses(although they do a fine job) maybe should have all stayed on the same level of fear. Because in many scenes it's like they're not even scarred or sad yet Rumor Willis' character(who although IS suppose to be like she plays) kind of looks a little dumb, and over the top mellow dramatic. I also didn't particularly care for the ending, I didn't think it was well thought out, and it seems rushed. Plus they killed one certain character whom I didn't want to die, and who went out WAY too easy. I also think it should have had a really good chase scene, and I think the killer should have been a little more active and physical. I mean it's like okay we get it that you need to remain, for the first half, mysterious, but okay now were getting to the main climax come out of the shadows! Again on the VERY end, was it THAT necessary. If you've seen it you'll know what I'm talking about, if you haven't and are going too see it, you'll see what I mean. Overall although "Sorority Row" does have it's fair share of flaws, it's actually not that bad at all. I expect it to not do so well, but I'm just saying out of the recent remake wave that's been happening this one was actually kind of above average. I won't say that as a remake it's great (although I'll admit I've never seen the original), I just think as a stand-alone horror film one would get some enjoyment. Even though the movie may look dull, I actually had a fun time watching "Sorority Row". 7.5/10
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Orphan (2009)
7/10
Overall very indulging, and well done thriller.
24 July 2009
"Orphan" was a movie that truly did surprised me. I mean I came into this movie honestly not having any idea which direction it would take me, I mean sure it looked good, but then again the 30 second previews made it seem a bit mediocre. When the movie went off I was very pleased by what I had seen. The things I love most about Orphan is how they present and introduce these characters so well. The minute I saw the main couple I couldn't help but take a liking to them, and Esther who very easily steals the show, is incredibly likable. As a matter of fact the thing I do love a lot about the film is how they take their time in the story, I loved how for the first half or so you see Esther adapting to her new surroundings, and I became extremely indulged into this. I also think they balanced out the character of Esther well. I mean this performance, and character, could have easily been portrayed as this over-the-top, annoying, non-intimidating, and non-believable character, but not once do you ever feel that. Also it is very entertaining, and you're hooked from the moment you see this little girl Esther. It was also clever at times, to where you feel a sense of danger as far as the story goes because it's literally like anything can happen. Even if does begin to make you mad for whatever reason, you still can't help but keep watching and wondering. At times it may feel predictable, but they've already presented these characters so well, that you can't but feel that maybe you haven't predicted it. I will say I wished "Orphan" HAD paced itself a little better, I mean they don't immediately jump into the story, but when they do it feels rushed and as if they fear the audience won't care about the characters, when it's not true. Also towards the end the characters start to lose liking, so much so that I couldn't help but look at these characters(in particular the mom and dad) and say "Who are you, and why are you being such an unlikable stereotype!" As a result of the characters acting stupid and stereotypical at this point in the film it just became predictable to an extent where you knew what was going to happen. Last you know I don't know how I felt about the twist, it was done well enough to where it would fit the storyline, but I feel it defeats the shocking, brutal, and thrilling nature of the film. Anyways, overall "Orphan" is one of the better thrillers you'll probably see this year, and even if you're not too big on these kind of films, I still recommend "Orphan"
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Obsessed (2009)
5/10
It kept my attention.
11 May 2009
Warning: Spoilers
"Obsessed", is one of those movie I just couldn't resist seeing. Because A. I love the stunningly hot Ali Larter. B. It looked indulging enough. C. It seemed like a movie I'd enjoy, so why not. Well while this movie suffered from a lot of things, it still managed to keep me entertained, and to keep my eyes and mind into it. Well the movie was just a little bit too much "Fatal Attraction", and not that it made it less watchable, it just helped you predict it that much more. Besides this movie would have been predictable anyways with or without "Fatal Attraction" as a background. Next it just could have been so much more than what it made itself out to be. Like their was a lot of plot elements that didn't seem to go well with the story or plot itself. For example I just hate the whole typical romance trouble elements, and it just made this movie seem very annoying at times, and just very even uninteresting. Like honestly why on earth would Beyonc'e's character not believe what her husband was telling her, it was just very unlikely, and if not that than, very boring for the audience. Also I just didn't ever see Ali Larter's character as THAT much of a threat! I mean honestly, her character had no business being killed the way she way, and frankly I don't care that much for Beyonc'e, so seeing her beat up Ali Larter, wasn't a sight I liked. However like I said it did greatly keep my attention, and Ali Larter was very likable, even if she does greatly steal the show. All in all, while this movie may bite off more than it can chew, it was still a fair attempt, and I myself found it to be entertaining.
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Eden Lake (2008)
8/10
Probably the best recent horror film I've seen, in quite some time!
31 January 2009
I was just left in AW after I saw Eden Lake. It's such a smart horror/thriller. I mean here I was expecting a rather dumb and cliché'd horror film. However this film is just so much more than that, but it's really gripping, provocative, and extremely entertaining. Okay, well about the first 25 minutes of the film my thoughts we're getting hazy, like the film was feeling a bit rushed(still I liked that they just cut to the chase), and while its character structure in the beginning is really good, it still was starting to feel rather uninteresting at a few random parts. However when it gets more into the film, and more into the intense chase scenes it becomes more entertaining, and you get more into the film. In fact by the end of the film I was still on the edge of my seat. This film really is just such a greatly done horror film because it's very clever, and it's very indulging. Second the gore, is really professionally done, and while the violence itself is a bit over-the-top, it's done in a fun way. Eden Lake is just one of those films that is just so brilliantly done, and the movie is just so gripping, and just defines horror. It's one of those movies that is not afraid to tell it like it is. They don't care if it's out of your comfort zone, they're just showing you how shocking violence is being underrated. Plus I just love that this movie is one of those where you constantly as "What would I do", and that just makes the film more indulging, and scarier. At first I absolutely despised the ending, but know I love the ending to this film.The ending in my opinion is just so cool and so frightening, like this movie. Overall Eden Lake is a great horror film, and probably is one of the best in its kind, so if you're a horror fan I would recommend Eden Lake 110%.
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Speed Racer (2008)
8/10
Unbelievably fun and exciting: Lived up to my expectations and more.
16 May 2008
Speed racer was so much fun and so cool, and was one of the best times I've ever had while watching a movie.Basically everything about this movie was so cool and so pretty that it felt like you had been put in a totally fun and different world.This film was so pretty in a way, it reminded me of skittles, like its blend of colors ( which was exceptionally cool).The cast was absolutely great, everyone was so into it and so with it, that you feel for them and you want to stand up and cheer with them.The only things that annoyed me a little bit was that at times the little brother got a little annoying, and some parts were slightly cheesy, and it started off slow, but oh man it picked up big time.The race scenes were so cool and so much fun to watch that you can't help but move around, and for me seeing all those scenes made me want to be a race car driver so bad.Overall this movie is definitely worth watching, forget all the bad reviews you've heard because this basically defines the word fun.When watching it prepare to let your mind drift off into its cool and imagination world of Speed Racer!

8.8 out of 10 stars
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8/10
A surprisingly wonderful film
29 February 2008
I was surprised by how great Black Snake Moan turned out to be.Being a fan of Christina Ricci and Samuel L. Jackson id figure id give this a try.Well when this was over I was just left stunned by how great this film truly was.I mean everything was dead-on great and very accurate for that matter.This film shows how the great director and writer Craig Brewer(who made Hustle & Flow another great film) can just take anything even something that seems ludacras and make it into this.Well, I like how it is just a good time, like its a film that just makes it there own in a good way.Also I love that it doesn't show big steroeypes of the south and how its been portrayed in things as the most repulsive place to be, but not this film it makes very accurate and because of that very reconisable.The cating in this was just phenomenal especially from Christina Ricci(who deserves an Oscar for this role), the always great Samuel L. Jackson, and even Justin Timberlake did a great job as well.Overall almost everything is great about this, and while its not everyones type of film its definitely worth a viewing from anyone who can enjoy a good time. Three Cheers For Black Snake Moan!!!!

9.3 out of 10 stars
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