Thu, Jan 12, 2012
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about what makes it easy to experience the world on a limited travel budget. Chelsea and her round table panelists Bobby Lee, Sarah Colonna and Matt Braunger discuss Kim Kardashian being replaced by a dog in a Super Bowl commercial, there being forty-two tanning salons per American city, people who are higher educated being less likely to cohabitate, and a man who has a permanent semi-erection after complications surrounding a tattoo he got on his penis. And Chelsea chats with guest Bill Maher about his show Real Time with Bill Maher (2003), his latest book "The New New Rules", which right-wing politicians and commentators he truly likes and truly hates, and doing a free stand-up show airing on Yahoo.
Mon, Jan 16, 2012
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the string of daytime soap opera cancellations, and what is taking their place. Chelsea and her round table panelists Chris Franjola, Ali Wong and Kerri Kenney-Silver discuss highlights from yesterday's The 69th Annual Golden Globe Awards (2012), Kelsey Grammer becoming a father for the fifth time with three different women, a woman charged with prostitution after offering to exchange sex for Chicken McNuggets, a fan selling water on ebay in which Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes purportedly swam, and a woman being fired from a factory job for allegedly wearing a fake penis to work. And Chelsea chats with guest Giovanni Ribisi about his new movie Contraband (2012), and considering himself a wimp.
Tue, Jan 17, 2012
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the things she has failed to achieve in her life that have haunted her. Chelsea and her round table panelists Josh Wolf, Natasha Leggero and Greg Fitzsimmons discuss Jay-Z vowing to stop using the word "bitch" now that he has a daughter, Los Angeles marijuana dispensaries naming a new variety called "Blue Ivy" after Jay-Z's baby, Hostess filing for chapter 11 bankruptcy, a woman assaulting a man because he was watching Judge Judy (1996), seniors now being the most frequent binge drinkers in the US, and Iranian morality police aiming to get Barbie off of store shelves. And Chelsea chats with guest Kim Wayans about her new movie Pariah (2011), her mother initially discouraging her and her siblings from going into comedy, having thirty-eight nieces and nephews but no children of her own, being married to a Caucasian, considering herself to be very spiritual and going on silent meditation retreats, and her series of children's books.
Wed, Jan 18, 2012
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the areas of science in which she is most fascinated. Chelsea and her round table panelists Moshe Kasher, Heather McDonald and Ben Gleib discuss the rumored break-up of Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis, the City of Los Angeles now requiring the use of condoms on all porn shoots, a report that Mitt Romney forgot about his dog which he placed on the car's roof when he went on a road trip, and an automated message played on a trans-Atlantic flight mistakenly telling passengers that the plane was going to crash. And Chelsea chats with guest Amy Brenneman about her show Private Practice (2007), dreams she has about her co-workers, having one of the first ever nude scenes on American network television, discussing the facts of life with her adolescent children, and her humorous eight-three year old father.
Thu, Jan 19, 2012
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler has some help from the "Seventeen Magazine Players" and Seventeen Magazine in outlining how to keep one's lover interested even if one's looks starts to desert them. Chelsea, her round table panelists - Louis Virtel, Arden Myrin, Loni Love - and her guest assistant Simon Doonan discuss why Simon is filling in for a missing Chuy, a British movie theater that issued refunds to some patrons who attended a screening of The Artist (2011) since they weren't aware it was a silent movie, a public dispute between an Atlanta eatery and one of its former patrons, a man suspected of a DUI offense who eluded police by jumping out of his car and swimming away in the ocean, a pastor's promotion of his new book by sleeping on the roof of his church with his wife, and the increase in injuries due to people walking with headphones. Chelsea presents an installment of "Office Mate Therapy" where Josh and April, who are extreme opposites, discuss sharing an office. And Chelsea chats with guest Kate Beckinsale about working with little people, her unexpected action star status, and working with her director husband.
Mon, Jan 23, 2012
In his opening monologue, guest host Ross Mathews talks about the issue at the office this morning that marred what is usually a pleasure in guest hosting the show. Ross and his round table panelists John Caparulo, April Richardson and T.J. Miller discuss Seal and Heidi Klum's break-up, Steven Tyler mangling a rendition of the national anthem at the AFC championship game, Burger King testing home delivery in the Washington DC area, a Pennsylvania couple arrested for trying to torch a car with a flaming tampon, and Sesame Street (1969) planning to focus more of its teachings in the sciences and math. Chelsea's life with men is presented in the next installment of "Home with the Handlers". And Ross chats with guest Alexa Chung about her show 24 Hour Catwalk (2012), whether she feels pressure to always look perfect, her new longer hairstyle, and her single status.
Tue, Jan 24, 2012
In his opening monologue, guest host Ross Mathews talks about the Oscar nominations which were announced this morning. Ross and his round table panelists Joe Matarese, Fortune Feimster and Matt Braunger discuss the Oscar nominations, rumors that the Spice Girls are reuniting for the London Olympics, reports that Marc Anthony has covered up his "Jennifer" (Lopez) tattoo and replaced it with a Statue of Liberty tattoo, Eva Longoria covering up her "9" tattoo which was in honor of ex Tony Parker, and a report that states that gay people moving into a gay supportive neighborhood can raise property vales. The latest goings-on in Chelsea and Roy's home life is presented in the next installment of "Home with the Handlers". And Ross chats with guest Dot-Marie Jones about her show Glee (2009), a gift for Ross from a recent fishing trip, meeting each other for the first time at Golden Globe Awards, who she reminds Ross of, her promotion of a children's book called "Just Like You", and being a fifteen time World Arm Wrestling champion.
Wed, Jan 25, 2012
In his opening monologue, guest host Ross Mathews talks about his dislike of confrontation and the way people nowadays get rid of friends. He and his round table panelists Chris Franjola, Sarah Colonna and Bill Bellamy discuss Spanish language television network Univision's decision to English language subtitle their serials, the reported medical benefits of magic mushrooms, a girl's 911 call to report her mother's loud lovemaking, and an amusement park's test ride of their new roller coaster where test dummies lost limbs. In "Home with the Handlers", Chelsea and Roy argue about how to use the television remote control and Chelsea's big dog doing the number two. And Ross chats with guest Lisa Vanderpump about The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (2010), her restaurant, her new cookbook, her equally famous pet dog Giggy, and whether her booty is real or implant enhanced.
Thu, Jan 26, 2012
In his opening monologue, guest host Ross Mathews talks about this week's whereabouts of Chelsea, who is conspicuously absent from the latest edition of "Home with the Handlers". Ross and his round table panelists Bobby Lee, Liz Carey and Josh Wolf - the latter who has his own special agenda on today's panel - discuss Britney Spears' father stopping being her conservator in preparation for her upcoming wedding, a South African strip club's introduction of their series of men's colognes based on the theme "Alibis", and the latest way teenagers show their commitment to their significant other. And Ross' guests Michael Chernow and Daniel Holzman, owners/chefs of "The Meatball Shop", give him a lesson in preparing regular beef meatballs, Buffalo wing balls, bunny balls, and Chardonnay sangria, all appropriate for a Super Bowl Sunday party.
Mon, Jan 30, 2012
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about her combative nature, and the nature of some of the most argumentative pairings. She and her round table panelists Brad Wollack, Jen Kirkman and Dov Davidoff discuss a mayor in Connecticut who is in hot water for some colorful on-air remarks about Latinos, Pat Sajak's admission that he got drunk a number of times before taping Wheel of Fortune (1983) in the 1980s, the band Survivor suing Newt Gingrich for using their song "Eye of the Tiger" without their permission, and the love advice that Snoop Dogg gave on a webcast. And Chelsea chats with guest Wanda Sykes about her shooting a commercial in Mexico City, learning how to play basketball for an upcoming movie, her and her nanny's relationships to her children.
Tue, Jan 31, 2012
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about it being awards season and the latest award that this show has won. After talking about how each looks, Chelsea and her round table panelists Chris Franjola, Loni Love and Gary Valentine discuss cast changes for season 2 of The X Factor (2011), Steve-O dating George Clooney's ex, Tim Gunn's admission that he has been celibate for close to thirty years, and Tennessee senator Stacey Campfield's comparison of homosexuality to bestiality. And Chelsea gets a cooking lesson on matching food to one's astrological sign with guests Jenny McCarthy-Wahlberg and her personal chef, Sabra Ricci.
Wed, Feb 1, 2012
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the training process of her recently adopted Bernese Mountain puppy Gary. After talking about their attire, Chelsea and her round table panelists Michael Yo, Natasha Leggero and Josh Wolf discuss Mitt Romney's recent singing of "America the Beautiful", Chelsea's upcoming Super Bowl party, Donald Trump's want to be buried on his golf course after he passes away, a Brooklyn sex shop that delivers via bicycle, and a drug company's recent recall of a contraceptive and their associated warning. Chelsea chats with guest Don Cheadle about his new show House of Lies (2012), his previous acting gig on The Golden Palace (1992), his previous life as a stand-up comic, and his long time relationship to his common-law partner. And the comedic talents of Michael are continually questioned and tested.
Thu, Feb 2, 2012
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about her self-sufficiency and what she did while recuperating from a recent injury. After talking about their attire, Chelsea and her round table panelists Daniel Maurio, Heather McDonald and Ross Mathews discuss the spike in consumption - especially of chicken wings - during Super Bowl week, Madonna's scheduled Super Bowl half-time performance, the results of a recent survey where more married women stated they would rather have an affair with Eli Manning than Tom Brady, the shut-down of a recent casting call for short people for The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (2012), a woman who received a packet of cocaine in a recent Amazon shipment, and the trend of more and more hotels having women's only floors. Chelsea chats with guest Kristen Bell about her relationship to dogs and a recent incident she faced with dogs on a commercial flight, and her roles in Big Miracle (2012) and on House of Lies (2012).
Mon, Feb 6, 2012
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about what her show has done to improve the lives of others. Chelsea and her round table panelists Ben Gleib, Sarah Colonna and Josh Wolf discuss Chelsea's Super Bowl party, Madonna's Super Bowl half-time performance, Tom Brady's wife's rationale for the Patriots' loss, the wemetonaplane.com website which allows people who flirted on a plane to reconnect after the flight, a McDonald's that refused to serve a woman who cut in line in the drive-thru, and the upcoming New York Fashion Week. Chelsea chats with guest Piers Morgan about Madonna's Super Bowl performance, his move from America's Got Talent (2006) to Piers Morgan Live (2011), the 2012 US Presidential race, and which of the two as a TV host flirts more with their guests.
Tue, Feb 7, 2012
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about television programming scheduled against the Super Bowl game. Chelsea and her round table panelists Jeff Wild, Matt Braunger and Ross Mathews discuss the ruling that California's gay marriage ban is unconstitutional, Kris Humphries' want to have his and Kim Kardashian's divorce proceedings televised, what has been deemed a racially insensitive political ad by Michigan GOP senatorial candidate Pete Hoekstra, a London museum featuring elephant and monkey created paintings that resemble their natural environment, a Florida woman who refused to take a roadside sobriety test because of her large breasts, and porn star Keiran Lee's $1 million insurance policy on his penis. Chelsea continues her salute to New York Fashion Week with another model. And Chelsea chats with guest Kelly Rowland about her Grammy nominated song "Motivation", her latest CD "Here I Am", her exercise video, her relationship status, and her association with The X Factor (2011) and The Xtra Factor (2004).
Wed, Feb 8, 2012
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about a few of the things that terrify her and one British woman being helped over her phobia. Chelsea and her round table panelists John Caparulo, Arden Myrin and Mo Mandel discuss Gary Busey filing for bankruptcy, another woman claiming to have had an affair with President John F. Kennedy, the new trend of glitter bombing as a means of protest, and Eva Air's three "Hello Kitty" themed airplanes. Chelsea continues her salute to New York Fashion Week with an animal themed model. And Chelsea chats with guests The Wanted about their recent trip to Las Vegas, one of the band members being a minor, and their song "I'm Glad You Came" being featured on Glee (2009).
Thu, Feb 9, 2012
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about her life compared to that of sorority girls, and how she learns about life in a sorority. Chelsea and her round table panelists Bobby Lee, Fortune Feimster and Ryan Stout discuss a Pennsylvania college that has a vending machine that offers the morning after pill, Facebook removing photos of women breastfeeding, Newt Gingrich's plan to create a moon colony, a Florida couple that ended up in court stemming from an argument over the husband not wishing his wife a happy birthday, and a new device that allows people to kiss while Skyping each other. A day in the life of Chuy and Fortune together is shown. The final model walks the catwalk in the salute to New York Fashion Week. And Chelsea chats with guest LeAnn Rimes about Chelsea making fun of her on previous shows, her being tabloid fodder, her weight loss since she was a teenager, and her association with the documentary Re: Generation (2011).
Mon, Feb 13, 2012
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about love and what people are doing in the lead up to Valentine's Day. Chelsea and her round table panelists Brad Wollack, Ali Wong and Greg Fitzsimmons discuss last night's Grammy Awards, Chelsea's soon to be released movie This Means War (2012), Republican Presidential hopeful Rick Santorum's stance that women should not be allowed to fight in combat because of their emotions, a reported incident of an off duty police officer pulling a gun on a pregnant woman in a Wal-Mart for having too many items in the self check-out lane, and new ailments brought about by the use of new technology. And Chelsea chats with guest Christa Miller about her life mirroring that of her character's in Cougar Town (2009), Chelsea's supposed friendship with Justin Bieber, an incident the two had at a mutual friend's party, and working with her husband on Cougar Town..
Tue, Feb 14, 2012
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about how much she loves love and Valentine's Day, and how the staff members of the show express their love year round. Chelsea and her round table panelists Chris Franjola, Loni Love and T.J. Miller discuss Chuy's special Valentine's Day outfit, T.J.'s ever changing hair style, Chelsea's cover photo and associated article in Redbook magazine, a man who is in love and is having sex with his car, Pizza Hut's $10,000 Valentine's promotional item called "The Dinner Box Proposal Package", Shakira tweeting that she was attacked by a sea lion in South Africa, and the fact that more Americans now live alone than in any other time in history. Chelsea presents the latest installment of "Office Mate Therapy" where Jen and Chris talk about whether they are sexually compatible. And Chelsea chats with guests Stella Starsky and Quinn Cox - better known as astrological consultants "Starsky & Cox" - about with which astrological sign Chelsea is most compatible, and the astrological reasoning for certain celebrity couples being together or not being together.
Wed, Feb 15, 2012
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the signs that some people believe the end of the world is near, and how she is preparing for the apocalypse. Chelsea and her round table panelists Josh Wolf, Kerri Kenney-Silver and Lavell Crawford discuss Chelsea's issue with the recent People magazine article about Jennifer Aniston's birthday party, a promotional ad for Josh's former band, Chris Brown's post-Grammy Awards tweet about winning an award, Rick Santorum's stance that sex should be used only within marriage and primarily for procreation, and the day after Valentine's increase in traffic on a website designed for someone who wants to cheat on their spouse finding someone else who wants to cheat on their spouse. And Chelsea chats with guest Reese Witherspoon about how it was to work with Chelsea on their new movie This Means War (2012), Reese's new Facebook page, and Reese's appearance on After Lately (2011).
Thu, Feb 16, 2012
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about how beautiful hair is and what you should and should not do with it. Chelsea and her round table panelists Ross Mathews, Heather McDonald and Jo Koy discuss Sharon Stone being caught in a passionate lesbian kiss in West Hollywood, a 74-year old man arrested for prostitution, a man who asked the woman he has a restraining order against to marry him, the fact that women can rent a fiancé on the Chinese version of ebay, and a Texas woman wearing nothing but cowboy boots leading police on a slow speed car chase. And Chelsea chats with guest Lenny Kravitz about his new CD "Black and White America" and its theme of him being biracial, his relationship with his daughter Zoë Kravitz, his new movie The Hunger Games (2012), Chelsea's association with his "American Woman" video, and a drunken incident when he was a child.
Mon, Feb 20, 2012
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about what she usually does on President's Day and who her and Chuy's favorite US presidents of all time are. Chelsea and her round table panelists John Caparulo, Jen Kirkman and Whitney Cummings discuss a male Arizona sheriff who had to step down from volunteering on Mitt Romney's presidential campaign due to allegations that he threatened to deport his former illegal immigrant boyfriend back to Mexico if he made their relationship public, the arrest of a female stalker of Kenny Chesney's who broke into his pool house when he wasn't home, a father who accidentally played a pornographic movie at his child's birthday party instead of the intended The Smurfs (2011), and a Pennsylvania man who stripped naked in a Wal-Mart parking lot then went inside the store to steal a pair of socks. Since it's Oscar season and since Chelsea has no time to see the nominated movies, she hires an elderly Armenian couple to watch and review the movies for her. And Chelsea chats with guest Amanda Seyfried about her new movie Gone (2012), her relationship with her sister, her menagerie of pets including a one-eyed cat and a stuffed miniature horse, her Glamour magazine cover photo, and her single status.
Tue, Feb 21, 2012
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about her run-ins with the law and the plethora of reality courtroom shows on daytime television. Chelsea and her round table panelists Josh Wolf, Arden Myrin and Ross Mathews discuss Rihanna and Chris Brown releasing a duet, an Indiana Republican lawmaker who took his daughters out of Girl Scouts because he read the organization supports such things as Planned Parenthood, a Florida man in a wheelchair who attempted to hold up a convenience store, Kelsey Grammer's accidental tumble off a stage, and a Cincinnati flight company that offers romance sight-seeing packages which includes the ability to have sex on the plane. In the next installment of "Keeping Up with the Keshishians", the Keshishians review The Tree of Life (2011). And Chelsea chats with guest Jennifer Aniston about her new movie Wanderlust (2012).
Wed, Feb 22, 2012
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the plethora of disturbing shows currently airing on television, and the story of one which she associates with her own. Chelsea and her all black round table panelists (in honor of Black History Month) George Griffith Jr., Loni Love and Tiffany Haddish discuss the fact of the all black panel and what Chelsea was going to do to fit in, Dominique Strauss-Kahn accused of being involved in a prostitution ring, Barack Obama's latest public singing, and Oscar voters being primarily white men. In the next installment of "Keeping Up with the Keshishians", the Keshishians review Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close (2011). And Chelsea chats with guest Gabourey Sidibe about working with Eddie Murphy, her first ever trip to Las Vegas, her current television and movie projects, her not yet having a driver's license, her academic psychology background, and Chelsea's obsession with Gabourey's toes.
Thu, Feb 23, 2012
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about students from Liberty University who have created a series of videos to spread the word about celibacy before marriage, and how it relates to the staff on her show. Chelsea and her round table panelists Bobby Lee, Sarah Colonna and Gary Valentine discuss Gary's premature death, both Britney Spears and Janet Jackson vying to be a judge on The X Factor (2011), Katy Perry's song lyrics expressing her anger over her recent divorce, a Florida man claiming to be half orangutan, and a recent survey where 15% of the population admitted to having sex while driving. Brad Wollack makes a plea on behalf of Jennifer Aniston. Chelsea chats with guest Tyler Perry about his new movie Good Deeds (2012), how the movie storyline matches his own life, working with Kim Kardashian, and his friendship with Oprah Winfrey. And Chelsea's posse gives her a special birthday present.
Mon, Feb 27, 2012
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about some non-singing shenanigans on American Idol (2002), and how Chuy can outdo those shenanigans. Chelsea and her round table panelists Kerri Kenney-Silver, Heather McDonald and Brad Wollack discuss memorable moments from yesterday's Oscar telecast, Bill Maher's $1 million donation to Barack Obama's reelection campaign, and Zac Efron pulling a condom out of his pocket during the red carpet of a movie premiere. And Chelsea's guest Maria Sharapova helps her celebrate a belated happy birthday.
Tue, Feb 28, 2012
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about why she loves bowling. Chelsea and her round table panelists Daniel Maurio, Natasha Leggero and Matt Braunger discuss the just announced cast of the fourteenth season of Dancing with the Stars (2005), gay sex remaining legal in India, a British study which reports that parents are no longer reading classic fairy tales to their children because of the outdated messages, KLM Airlines' new promotion which allows passengers to choose their seatmate based on other passengers' Facebook profiles, and a Wisconsin man who walked into a Denny's Restaurant pretending to be the new general manager. And Chelsea chats with guest Ellen Pompeo about having fun with black people, her rough Boston background, her longtime relationship with her husband, her past life as a cocktail waitress and bartender in Miami, and her sex life on Grey's Anatomy (2005).
Wed, Feb 29, 2012
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler gives her take on non-sexual touch and cuddle parties. Chelsea and her round table panelists Ben Gleib, Michael Yo and Ross Mathews discuss Paris Hilton's just released music video, Nicole Polizzi's just announced pregnancy, Playboy teaming with Virgin Atlantic to open a nightclub in space, and St. Patrick's Day t-shirts being sold by Urban Outfitters that are deemed racist against the Irish by some politicians. Chelsea chats with guest Mehmet Oz - better known as Dr. Oz - about the weird doings by the guests on his television show, the reason why women store fat in their derrière, and why certain alcoholic drinks affect the human body the way they do. And Dr. Oz performs a health test on both Chelsea and Chuy, which results in a challenge by Chelsea to Chuy.
Thu, Mar 1, 2012
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about aging rock stars. Chelsea and her round table panelists Joe Matarese, Fortune Feimster and Chris Franjola discuss a photograph of Fortune when she was a child, a report that Stephen Hawking frequents sex clubs, certain New York bars banning birthday celebrations, a Russian man arrested for stabbing his friend in the stomach but who asserted that his martial arts practicing friend asked him to do it since the knife could not penetrate his abs, and Intercontinental developing a new hotel chain targeted for those who want to stay healthy on the road. And Chelsea chats with guest Jake Owen about his Florida background, his upcoming tour opening for Tim McGraw and Kenny Chesney, the joys of having his own tour bus, and his relationship with his twin brother.
Mon, Mar 5, 2012
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the divide between the Republican Party and homosexuals despite one of their famous own purportedly being among the homosexual's ranks. Chelsea and her round table panelists Dan Levy, Sarah Colonna and Jo Koy discuss why Chuy is no longer using his scooter, Kirk Cameron stating that he believes homosexuality is a detriment to civilization, Rush Limbaugh calling a woman a slut who believes that medical plans should cover birth control, one-quarter of British single women dating three or more men at the same time, and a gay male West Virginia high school student getting kicked out of school for wearing high heels. Chelsea chats with guest Idina Menzel about her recent performance aboard a gay cruise and her marriage to Taye Diggs. And Chelsea weighs Chuy in for Chelsea's challenge to Chuy to lose twenty pounds.
Tue, Mar 6, 2012
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about her addiction to the television show My Strange Addiction (2010). Chelsea and her round table panelists John Caparulo, Jen Kirkman and Ross Mathews discuss the recent hacking of Olivia Munn and Christina Hendricks' telephones which purportedly contain some graphic photographs, Dunkin Donuts' plans to sell shredded pork crusted donuts in their new China outlets, Justin Bieber's new line of greeting cards, a three year old Chicken McNugget which resembles George Washington just selling on ebay for $8,100, and two girl scouts in Texas being robbed outside a Wal-Mart when they were selling cookies. And Chelsea chats with guest Geoff Stults about their connection to Laura Prepon, and his new show The Finder (2012).
Wed, Mar 7, 2012
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler, in light of Super Tuesday, talks about why the crop of Republican presidential hopefuls are out of touch with society, and why Herman Cain would have made the best president of those who began the race. Chelsea and her round table panelists Josh Wolf, Arden Myrin and Dov Davidoff discuss Patricia Heaton's recent pro-Rush Limbaugh tweet about his rant about health care plans funding birth control, an ATM-like machine that dispenses cupcakes, an unauthorized Hulk Hogan sex tape, and Planned Parenthood's new condom dispensing program, the condom packages which have QR codes to allow users to say where they're having safe sex while they're having safe sex. And Chelsea chats with guest Julianne Moore about her new television movie Game Change (2012), the work required to portray Sarah Palin, what she took away about the political process, learning how to swim and drive relatively late in life, and red-heads.
Thu, Mar 8, 2012
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the television show Once Upon a Time (2011), why it doesn't mirror her childhood but how it mirrors life in her office. Chelsea and her round table panelists Jeff Wild, Natasha Leggero and Bobby Lee discuss a bar in St. Petersburg, Florida that refused to provide the ladies' night special drinks to a transgendered woman and her drag queen friend, a Danish study that concludes that redheads are more sensitive to extreme temperatures but less sensitive to stinging pain on the skin, the Museum of Broken Relationships in Croatia, divorced parents who didn't know their three year old daughter was missing until they saw it on the television news as each assumed she was with the other after her birthday party at Chuck E. Cheese, a San Diego fertility clinic that claims there is more sex on Christmas Day than there is on Valentine's Day, and why Chelsea has glitter on her face. Chelsea introduces E!'s new original television show, "The Choice". And Chelsea chats with guest Jennifer Westfeldt about her new movie Friends with Kids (2011), the process of getting friends - including boyfriend Jon Hamm - involved in the project, and whether the movie influenced her own decision to have or not have a child.
Mon, Mar 12, 2012
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about her dog Chunk and why he would be able to compete in a professional dog show despite never having performed in one. Chelsea and her round table panelists Ali Wong, Heather McDonald and Fortune Feimster discuss a two year old girl and her parents who were kicked off of a Jet Blue flight to the Caribbean because she wouldn't sit in her seat during take-off, a fifty-four year old British man accused of masturbating in front of a woman on a train, a Pennsylvania man who robbed a woman as she was stepping off a bus then later called her and asked her out for a date, CUNY instituting a zero tolerance policy on professors having sex with students, and a Chicago gay bar banning women after 11pm. And Chelsea chats with guest Stanley Tucci about his new movie The Hunger Games (2012), how he chooses acting projects, and how he gets out of the jam when forgetting lines during live stage performances.
Tue, Mar 13, 2012
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler offers a public apology to her parents, who she no longer feels deprived her of a certain item when she was growing up. Chelsea and her round table panelists Mo Mandel, Loni Love and Gary Valentine discuss Charlie Sheen seemingly falling off the wagon by appearing stoned after a Guns N' Roses concert, a weight loss company that allows its customers to inhale the sense of food rather than ingest it, a New York ad agency giving the homeless in Austin Texas free wi-fi devices and a t-shirt advertising themselves as a wi-fi hotspot, and stolen Tide laundry detergent becoming a black market item. And Chelsea chats with guest Josh Gad about his Tony-nominated performance in "The Book of Mormon", how the show has affected his personal life, being recognized on the street but often being mistaken for other celebrities, both his and Chelsea's ethnic, cultural and religious backgrounds, and what his hair looks like.
Wed, Mar 14, 2012
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler compares the cutthroat worlds of television hosting and New York real estate. Chelsea and her round table panelists Brad Wollack, Kerri Kenney-Silver and Josh Wolf discuss Nicollette Sheridan's lawsuit against Marc Cherry for purportedly hitting her across the face, Donald Trump's sons' big game hunting trip in Africa, a galactic themed brothel, and proposed legislation in Ohio where men would need to get a psychological assessment before being prescribed Viagra. And Chelsea chats with guest Leslie Bibb about her new television show GCB (2012), their connection to their dogs including dressing them up and potty training them, and their mutual friendship with Kristin Chenoweth.
Thu, Mar 15, 2012
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler advises singles on how to navigate through the many ways to get out of singledom in today's society. Chelsea and her round table panelists Chris Franjola, Natasha Leggero and Ross Mathews discuss a pregnant Jessica Simpson and the names she's chosen for her unborn baby, a Portuguese construction worker refusing to split his $77 million lottery winnings with his co-workers who claim they bought collective tickets for years, and a British woman who earns $40,000 a year testing sex toys. Chris recounts a recent Saturday night date. And Chelsea chats with guest Shirley Manson about Garbage releasing their first CD in seven years called "Not Your Kind of People", why the band came out of retirement, Chelsea stealing her long-time make-up artist Gina, and their love of the show Downton Abbey (2010).
Mon, Mar 19, 2012
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about what other responsibilities she has on the Lately set beyond hosting the show. Chelsea and her round table panelists Josh Wolf, Jen Kirkman and T.J. Miller discuss Jen's juice cleansing business, George Clooney being arrested for protesting outside the Sudanese Embassy, Rick Santorum's vow, as President, to wage war on the porn industry, a North Dakota woman who married herself, and the results of a Dutch study that state that men get dumber once they start interacting with women. And Chelsea chats with guests Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum about their new movie 21 Jump Street (2012), their emerging real life bromance, their press tour for the movie, and the probability of doing a sequel.
Tue, Mar 20, 2012
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler, in honor of the first day of spring, talks about spring fever and websites aimed to assist specific segments of the population find true love. Chelsea and her round table panelists Ross Mathews, April Richardson and Lavell Crawford discuss John McCain's stance that Republicans need to get off of the issue of contraception, Keith Richards' want to have The Rolling Stones do a 50th anniversary tour, teenagers behaving themselves on spring break for fear that their antics will be posted on Facebook, the list of celebrities wanting to go on a commercial space flight, and a Texas police officer caught having sex in his squad car. And Chelsea chats with guest Adrien Brody about his new movie Detachment (2011), his own father being a teacher and how that affected his performance as a teacher, and his standing tea date with Gerard Butler which was purchased at a charity auction.
Wed, Mar 21, 2012
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the use of pet nicknames, such as calling Chuy her "Little Nugget". Chelsea and her round table panelists Dan Levy, Arden Myrin and Bill Bellamy discuss Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino checking into rehab for exhaustion, two men kissing at a Rick Santorum rally at a Christian school, the emerging trend of niche retirement communities, a ninety-nine year old Italian man filing for divorce from his wife of seventy-seven years because he found out she cheated on him forty years ago, a smuggler being caught because his customized license plate was SMUGLER, and a meteorologist suing CBS for age and sex discrimination since he claims they were only interested in hiring young, attractive women as weather people. And Chelsea chats with guest Nicole Richie about her new show Fashion Star (2012), the height difference between her and the show's host Elle Macpherson, how marriage has changed her life, and how she is as a mother.
Thu, Mar 22, 2012
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the fighting between the Lately staff over the "Seventeen Magazine Players", which led to the rival start-up, the "Cosmo Theatre Troupe", an equally informative group geared toward a more mature audience. Chelsea and her round table panelists Moshe Kasher, Heather McDonald and Bobby Lee discuss Mike Tyson's one-man show in Vegas, a lesbian who proposed to her girlfriend at center ice at an NHL game in Ottawa, the celebrity chat-line "Dial-a-Star", an Indiana University study that showed that women can get an orgasm through exercise, and an Italian preschool teacher who also works as a lingerie model. And Chelsea chats with guest Jennifer Lawrence about her new movie The Hunger Games (2012), learning archery for the role, the mall tour to publicize the movie, her relationship with her brothers, and how she involuntarily pees when she gets scared.
Mon, Mar 26, 2012
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the side occupations of popular music performers in association with youtube music sensations. Chelsea and her round table panelists Jo Koy, Fortune Feimster and Ross Mathews discuss the first gay hotel in New York City, the term "Facebook official" to describe a serious relationship, and a University of California study that found that male fruit flies who got rejected by a female fruit fly ate fermented fruit to get drunk. And Chelsea chats with guest Mena Suvari about her new movie American Reunion (2012), her online video where she portrays Lady Gaga, Lindsay Lohan and Kim Kardashian, her series of "American" film projects, her iconic association with roses from American Beauty (1999), and her one year living in the Virgin Islands when she was a child.
Tue, Mar 27, 2012
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the extreme measures people will go through to be on television and what she does to her limelight craving staff when they grab gratuitous screen time. Chelsea and her round table panelists Ben Gleib, Sarah Colonna and Greg Fitzsimmons discuss a drug that may cure racism, children now turning to Google instead of their parents for answers to their questions, a man charged with invasion of privacy by his wife, from who he was separated but with who he was still living, for placing a recording device under her bed to catch when she was having sex, and a Redbook article about women making raunchy comments and noises in bed and the effect of such on their male sex partners. Suze Orman continues her series on providing financial advice to Chelsea's staff, this time to Fortune. And Chelsea chats with guest Toby Keith about his new CD "Clancy's Tavern", the fact that he also has a little Chuy in his life, how Chelsea confuses him with Trace Adkins, what Chelsea will not do to get a libation, his work with the USO, his political leanings, and being nominated for a Nickelodeon Choice Award in the same category as Justin Bieber.