Wed, Jan 1, 2014
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about what her staff believes she should do differently in 2014. Chelsea and her round table panelists Brad Wollack, Annie Lederman and Kurt Braunohler discuss Britney Spears stating that she wants a baby girl so that she can have another version of herself, a study that found that having sex doesn't burn as many calories as first thought, a study that found that rushing to grab a camera to take a photo of a spur of the moment incident worsens your memory of that incident, and a study that found that people stay in unsatisfying relationships for fear of loneliness. And Chelsea's guest, Bradley Trevor Greive who has a new book titled "A Teaspoon of Courage", brings a bunch of exotic animals for Chelsea to pet, including African black-footed penguins, an Arctic fox, a reindeer, and one animal with which Chelsea is less than enamored.
Thu, Jan 2, 2014
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler, with help from the Cosmo Theatre Troupe, talks about the only New Year's Resolution that counts. Chelsea and her round table panelists John Caparulo, Arden Myrin and Ben Gleib discuss adult diapers almost outselling baby diapers in Japan, an online condom company reporting that North Dakotans have the largest penises, and the trend of surgically implanted jewelry onto eyeballs. Chris talks about Ben's new girlfriend, who Chris used to date. And Chelsea chats with guest Adam Scott about his new movie The Secret Life of Walter Mitty (2013), how they previously met, and the comic potential of characters that are assholes.
Mon, Jan 6, 2014
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler provides a medical report of her recent Christmas break trip to Europe and the Bahamas. Chelsea and her round table panelists Chris Franjola, Cameron Esposito and Ian Karmel discuss the extremely cold weather sweeping across much of the United States, and recreational marijuana now being legal in Colorado. And Chelsea chats with guest Kristen Bell about her show House of Lies (2012) and her new movie Frozen (2013), the road trip she took with her family over the holidays, her relationship with skiing, and ultimately not being ashamed to show her children anything in which she's performed.
Tue, Jan 7, 2014
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about her love/hate relationship with foreigners and with getting injured in combination. Chelsea and her round table panelists Nick Swardson, Sarah Colonna and Michael Rosenbaum - who all appear in the movie Back in the Day (2014) - discuss Eliot Spitzer sucking his current girlfriend's toes in public while she was topless, Dennis Rodman and other former NBA players playing a special exhibition game in North Korea for Jong-Un Kim's thirty-first birthday, Ricky Martin and Carlos González Abella splitting up after four years as a couple, Clay Aiken contemplating running for Congress, and Steven Seagal contemplating running for Governor of Arizona. And Chelsea chats with guest Idris Elba about his new movie Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom (2013), his two Golden Globe nominations this year, his work as a DJ, his tribute album to Nelson Mandela, and formerly working at Caroline's Comedy Club in New York City as a doorman when Chelsea performed there.
Wed, Jan 8, 2014
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the sexual escapades on her vacation over the Christmas break. Chelsea and her round table panelists Moshe Kasher, Fortune Feimster and Dov Davidoff discuss Michelle Obama spending her birthday with Oprah Winfrey in Hawaii, Dennis Rodman's Marilyn Monroe-styled rendition of Happy Birthday to Jong-Un Kim, and Lady Gaga blaming her inner circle for the poor sales of her latest CD. Regina the Makeup Lady does Kelly Osbourne's makeup. And Chelsea chats with guest Amy Adams about her new movies American Hustle (2013) and Her (2013), Joaquin Phoenix teaching her the proper way to take tequila shots, how to contain her breasts in skimpy clothing, working with Jennifer Lawrence, admitting that she tries hard in whatever she does, how she deals with someone she doesn't like, and her family life.
Thu, Jan 9, 2014
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about why she considers herself a more masculine version of Hillary Clinton. Chelsea and her round table panelists Julian McCullough, Heather McDonald and Gary Valentine discuss fans of Britney Spears feeling cheated by a $2,500 per person Las Vegas meet and greet with her, rumors that Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott are having martial problems, a new burrito vending machine, an Oregon study that found that modest amounts of alcohol can stimulate the immune system which is good during cold and flu season, and a Danish study that found that women who drank a bottle of wine a month during pregnancy have better behaved children than women who didn't drink at all during pregnancy. And Chelsea chats with guest Zosia Mamet about her role in Girls (2012), the origins of her given name, how her Girls character shares a given name with Chelsea's sister, writing a column for Glamor magazine, and what she thinks about the upcoming Golden Globe awards.
Mon, Jan 13, 2014
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about her body temperature running hotter than average and its consequences. Chelsea and her round table panelists Josh Wolf, Giulia Rozzi and Loni Love discuss highlights from last night's 71st Golden Globe Awards (2014) including most of the men having bad spray tans and Jacqueline Bisset's rambling acceptance speech, and Nick Cannon praising Mariah Carey's spirituality in a magazine interview. And Chelsea chats with guest Taylor Schilling about her show Orange Is the New Black (2013), her thoughts about the actual Golden Globe Awards event, a message Jason Biggs wants her to pass along to Chelsea, and once having worked as a nanny.
Tue, Jan 14, 2014
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about what she is doing to combat the growing trend of illiteracy. Chelsea and her round table panelists Leah Remini, Mary McCormack and Whitney Cummings discuss Los Angeles County sheriffs raiding Justin Bieber's house over allegations that he egged a neighbor's house causing over $20,000 of damage, Kim Kardashian and Ye's most recent run-in with paparazzi which included a bystander who tried to help her then turned on her yelling racist expletives, and Alex Rodriguez being suspended from baseball for one year. And Chelsea chats with guest John Leguizamo about his new movie Ride Along (2014), their mutual friendship with Bryan Callen and Kevin Hart, his recent vacation to Machu Picchu, going piranha fishing, and being married to a Jew.
Wed, Jan 15, 2014
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about this, the eighteenth season of The Bachelor (2002). Chelsea and her round table panelists Jeff Wild, Jen Kirkman and Jo Koy discuss the latest goings-on in the Bridgegate scandal with New Jersey Governor Chris Christie, a study that found that childless couples have more pleasant relationships that couples with children, and a new app that makes text messages disappear. In the latest installment of online dating profiles for married staffers, Chris and Jen set up a profile for Heather. And Chelsea chats with guests, sisters Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner, about their show Keeping Up with the Kardashians (2007), their thoughts of father Caitlyn Jenner's ponytail, their parent's marriage break-up, half-sister Khloé Kardashian being like a second mom to them, their apprehension of appearing on this show, their dating life, and Kendall's modeling and Kylie's spokesperson aspirations.
Thu, Jan 16, 2014
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the downside of being famous and ways to get around being recognized. Chelsea and her round table panelists John Caparulo, Claire Titelman and Ross Mathews discuss Dennis Rodman explaining why he went to North Korea, a Twitter feud between Shia LaBeouf and Jim Carrey, Pope Francis selling his Harley-Davidson for charity, and a Japanese company selling frilly lingerie for men. Jeff Wild clarifies who is in Justin Bieber's entourage. And Chelsea chats with guest Heather Graham about her new television movie Flowers in the Attic (2014), getting injured walking into a clear partition in her newly renovated bathroom, the identity of the mystery man in a somewhat provocative photo of Chelsea online, and her Twitter history.
Mon, Jan 20, 2014
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about controversies in the world of reality television. Chelsea and her round table panelists Ben Gleib, April Richardson and Ryan Stout discuss the results of the NFL conference championships this past weekend, President Barack Obama's relaxed attitude toward marijuana, The Bachelor (2002)'s Juan Pablo Galavis' apology for his seemingly homophobic remarks, Dennis Rodman checking himself into alcohol rehab, and Trace Adkins beating up a professional impersonator of himself. And Chelsea chats with guest Emmy Rossum about her show Shameless (2011), their plans to hang out together when Chelsea travels for a gig to Chicago where exteriors for Shameless are filmed, her take on Gisele Bündchen's breastfeeding photograph, and never having had a one-night stand.
Tue, Jan 21, 2014
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the associated event that took place while she got tech support to fix her computer. Chelsea and her round table panelists Brad Wollack, Arden Myrin and Tone Bell discuss the L.A. County sheriffs finding open use of sizzurp at Justin Bieber's house but not being able to do anything about it since they had no warrant to search for drugs, Johnny Depp and Amber Heard getting engaged, American Apparel putting nipples and pubic hair on their mannequins, and a Mexican driver being charged with a DUI after his parrot ratted him out to the cops. And Chelsea chats with guest David Spade about his cameo appearance on The Spoils of Babylon (2014), continually running into each other at social gatherings, what he did to impress at date a a celebrity charity auction, having a regular gig in Las Vegas, and what he does when he's trying to pick up girls while on the road.
Wed, Jan 22, 2014
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the new freedom she is feeling and how she would like it to manifest itself. Chelsea and her round table panelists Kerri Kenney-Silver, Bobby Lee and Josh Wolf discuss Toronto mayor Rob Ford falling off the alcohol sobriety bandwagon, another polar vortex plunging temperatures down on the North American east coast, and Trace Adkins not performing his headlining set on a country cruise instead checking himself into rehab which pissed off his fans on-board the cruise they who felt they were not adequately compensated by the cruise line who offered one hour worth of free drinks. And Chelsea chats with guest Gabourey Sidibe about her appearance on the latest season of American Horror Story (2011), her rebuttal to criticisms about the way she looked at 71st Golden Globe Awards (2014), living in New Orleans during filming of the show, going on a swamp tour, and getting into a bar fight.
Thu, Jan 23, 2014
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about how every successful woman is backed by an efficient personal assistant. Chelsea and her round table panelists Michael Yo, Jamie Lee and Ross Mathews discuss Katy Perry stating that she prayed to God for big boobs, a survey that found that the kinky sex revolution is already over, and a fifteen pound baby being born in California. Regina the Makeup Lady does Kathy Griffin's makeup. And Chelsea chats with guest Timothy Olyphant about his show Justified (2010), his proposal that they run away together when he was last on the show, and supporting the charity omaze.com.
Mon, Jan 27, 2014
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about pubic hair coming back into fashion. Chelsea and her round table panelists Moshe Kasher, Loni Love and Gary Valentine discuss highlights from last night's The 56th Annual Grammy Awards (2014), Justin Bieber going to Panama for vacation to get away from his recent criminal issues, the mayor of Sochi Russia stating that no gays live in his town, a new version of Google glasses that allows you to watch yourself having sex with your partner through your partner's eyes, and Brokeback Mountain (2005) being made into an Italian opera. And Chelsea chats with guest Andy Samberg about his role in the show Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013) for which he won a Golden Globe Award which he feels he didn't deserve, the one and only acting class he ever took, having recently gotten married to musician Joanna Newsom and why she has kept her own last name professionally, being nominated for a Grammy Award, and his plan to attend this year's Super Bowl game.
Tue, Jan 28, 2014
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the many doctors she's visited professionally over her lifetime, but the one doctor she will never see. Chelsea and her round table panelists Ian Karmel, Heather McDonald and Ron G. discuss Vin Diesel's video of him singing and dancing to "Drunk in Love", ticket sales for this year's Super Bowl being down, a cafeteria worker who purportedly stole from the cafeteria for fifteen years upwards of $1.35 million worth, a woman who donated a kidney to her husband and who now wants it back since they have since broken up as he cheated on her, and Hillary Clinton stating that she has not driven a car since 1996. And Chelsea chats with guest Gabrielle Union about her new show Being Mary Jane (2013), attending a charity karaoke event, her line of wines, and her upcoming marriage to Miami Heat player Dwyane Wade who is eight years her junior.
Wed, Jan 29, 2014
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about what people in Hollywood do to retain their youth, and the merits or disadvantages of aging as a performer. Chelsea and her round table panelists Chris Franjola, Sarah Colonna and Dustin Ybarra discuss yesterday's state of the union address, a new app called Tinder which is the straight equivalent of Grindr, and the fifth Marlboro man having just died from smoking related illnesses. And Chelsea chats with guest Emma Roberts about her new movie Adult World (2013), her excited nervousness whenever she meets anyone famous, meeting current boyfriend Evan Peters while filming the movie together, and being a fan of One Direction.
Thu, Jan 30, 2014
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the fact that the E! Network will soon be broadcasting in Russia, and where her show stands in the Russian line-up. Chelsea and her round table panelists John Caparulo, Fortune Feimster and Julian McCullough discuss New Jersey law enforcement officials stating that the Super Bowl is attracting hookers to the area, the University of Missouri offering courses in the study of Jay-Z and Ye, Trojan now marketing to older men, and a man in China who used one first class airline ticket to get free meals at the airline's airport lounge every day for a year before cashing the ticket in for a full refund. Chelsea shows how she tries to get the writers to write the things she wants. And Chelsea chats with guest Vanessa Hudgens about her new movie Gimme Shelter (2013), the prosthetics used to simulate pregnancy, her love of babies, going to Coachella this year, and a photo she brought to show from a recent photo shoot.
Mon, Feb 3, 2014
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about being fat. Chelsea and her round table panelists Natasha Leggero, Sarah Tiana and Whitney Cummings discuss yesterday's Super Bowl XLVIII (2014), Whitney's recent wardrobe malfunction at a party, Russian hackers attacking a gay hookup site informing its users that they would be arrested, and Toronto mayor Rob Ford getting ticketed for jaywalking in Vancouver. And Chelsea chats with guest Michelle Monaghan about her new show True Detective (2014) and filming in New Orleans, having cable problems during the middle of watching the Super Bowl on TV, recently having given birth to a ten pound baby, her new movie Better Living Through Chemistry (2014), and her adoration of Jane Fonda.
Tue, Feb 4, 2014
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the latest goings-on in the life of staffer Ryan Basford. Chelsea and her round table panelists Jo Koy, Janine Brito and Ross Mathews discuss Pornhub's findings that on-line porn viewing dropped during Super Bowl XLVIII (2014) but spiked back up immediately after the broadcast except in Seattle, speculation that Juan Pablo Galavis of The Bachelor (2002) had sex with contestant Clare Crawley in the ocean, and Taylor Swift stating that she doesn't feel the need to take her clothes off in public. And Chelsea chats with guest Mariska Hargitay about her show Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (1999), an incident at dinner on her recent Caribbean vacation, and having just turned fifty.
Wed, Feb 5, 2014
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler provides some advice to Justin Bieber. Chelsea and her round table panelists Brody Stevens, Jen Kirkman and Kurt Braunohler discuss journalists and athletes complaining that the media hotels and race courses respectively in Sochi for the Olympics are terrible, Clay Aiken planning to run for Congress in North Carolina, and the continued reported dangers of oral sex. Chelsea provides an idea for what she considers the most useful app. And Chelsea chats with guest Emma Kenney about her show Shameless (2011), being from New Jersey, being a huge fan of One Direction, being a cat person despite her own cat having recently bitten her, volunteering at an animal shelter, being on her school's ski team, and recently getting injured on the set.
Thu, Feb 6, 2014
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the increase in online porn viewing and what some are doing about it. Chelsea and her round table panelists Jeff Wild, Cameron Esposito and Matt Braunger discuss New York Mayor Bill de Blasio boycotting the St. Patrick's Day Parade since the organizers don't allow homosexuals in the parade to identify themselves as such, the pilot of Justin Bieber's private plane needing to wear an air mask to stop from inhaling marijuana fumes, George Zimmerman and DMX fighting each other in a celebrity boxing match, and a study that finds that South Koreans are the biggest drinkers in the world. Chelsea shows a video of an overweight cat, which she likens to someone closer to her. And Chelsea chats with guest McG about his latest movie 3 Days to Kill (2014), the origin of his stage name, giving her a job acting in This Means War (2012), his feature film debut given to him by Drew Barrymore to direct Charlie's Angels (2000) after a career of directing music videos, being a involved with Sugar Ray before they became famous and being long time friends with Mark McGrath, and how he met his girlfriend Bridget Moynahan.
Mon, Feb 10, 2014
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the opening ceremonies of the Sochi Olympics and what happened just before the show. Chelsea and her round table panelists Ben Gleib, Grace Helbig and Ross Mathews discuss how "white" the Olympics have been so far, an Olympic bobsledder in Sochi needing to punch his way out of a locked bathroom, NFL prospect Michael Sam coming out as gay, entertainment reporter Sam Rubin confusing Samuel L. Jackson with Laurence Fishburne during an interview with Jackson, and Shia LaBeouf wearing a paper bag over his head while on the red carpet. And Chelsea chats with guest Sharon Osbourne about her show The Talk (2010) and what she does with non-responsive guests, winning a Grammy this year, how she would manage a problem act such as Justin Bieber, the issues with liposuction and weight problems, and her and daughter Kelly's new makeup line.
Tue, Feb 11, 2014
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler, with help from the Cosmo Theatre Troupe, talks about how the Olympics can inspire one's sex life. Chelsea and her round table panelists Eliza Skinner, Loni Love and Ryan Stout discuss La Figaro reporting that President Barack Obama and Beyoncé are having an affair, an Alabama high school senior getting in trouble for posting a selfie with a cadaver taken while on a field trip, a group of adults hosting an adult pajama party with "tasteful nudity" at a children's play space, and teenaged dolphins getting high on eating puffer fish. And Chelsea celebrates New York Fashion week with Chuy and Heather McDonald, who host their own fashion show with Lately staff walking the runway.
Wed, Feb 12, 2014
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about why threesomes never work, even in the situation of what's happening in Vermont. Chelsea and her round table panelists Kerri Kenney-Silver, Liza Treyger and Josh Wolf discuss the latest results at the Olympics, Bob Costas having pink-eye, a Youtube video of a neighbor threatening another neighbor if he posted the video to Youtube, Shia LaBeouf continuing his paper bag over his head shtick as performance art, Dennis Rodman going to a club to drink immediately after checking out of rehab for alcohol, and a Delta Airlines flight forced to land because a drunken female passenger would not stop making sexual advances toward other passengers. And Chelsea chats with guest Alison Brie about her new movie The Lego Movie (2014), always playing innocent characters despite not being that way in real life, the first movie she ever filmed called Born (2007), and being voted AskMen's second most desirable woman for 2014.
Thu, Feb 13, 2014
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the most memorable Valentine's Day gifts she's received. Chelsea and her round table panelists John Caparulo, Greg Fitzsimmons and Brad Wollack discuss their respective Valentine's Day plans, a new app that lets women rate the men they've been with, Caitlyn Jenner's new hombre hairdo, and a prospective father who smoked pot in the delivery room to calm himself and thus got arrested leading to him missing his child's birth. Chelsea shows a video of why Chuy is so far dateless for Valentine's. And Chelsea chats with guest Demi Lovato about her latest CD "Demi", her "Neon Lights" tour, having once dated Joe Jonas who is now her tour manager, and having recently gone to Africa for vacation including going on a safari.
Mon, Feb 17, 2014
In his opening monologue, guest host Ross Mathews talks about the show he considers the precursor to Modern Family (2009) and why, and the one person in the studio that doesn't like him. Ross and his round table panelists Jeff Wild, Arden Myrin and Josh Wolf discuss parents angry with Miley Cyrus for the racy content of her live concert, Olympic athletes in Sochi using Tinder to hook-up, Elliot Page coming out of the closet, Barbara Walters talking about her use of a vibrator, and Facebook adding more than fifteen custom gender options for users. And Ross chats with guest Jackie Collins about her latest book "Lucky: The Confessions of a Wild Child", meeting each other on Twitter, if she uses real people for inspiration as her books' characters, having photographs of celebrities in her bathroom, and why she originally came to Hollywood.
Tue, Feb 18, 2014
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about how she celebrated Valentine's Day. Chelsea and her round table panelists Chris Franjola, Emily Heller and Ian Karmel discuss Charlie Sheen getting engaged to a porn star and wanting to have more children with her, and the decline in the number of clowns worldwide. Jen talks about what has now become her new Valentine's Day tradition based on what happened on the day this year. The latest episode of "Judge Lately" is presented featuring a case between mother and daughter, defendant Kris Jenner vs. plaintiff Khloé Kardashian. And Chelsea chats with guest Alex Pettyfer about his latest movie Endless Love (2014), his and Chelsea's encounters during parties, his British background, why he doesn't drink, clearing up misconceptions about a hit and run story involving him, and a proposition that Chelsea makes to him.
Wed, Feb 19, 2014
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about today's release of the fiftieth anniversary version of Sports Illustrated's swimsuit edition. Chelsea and her round table panelists Heather McDonald, Betsy Sodaro and Julian McCullough discuss reports that Jake Gyllenhaal deflowered Taylor Swift, Joe Simpson hanging out in Miami Beach with a twenty-one year old male model he claims is his client, a South Carolina woman recently arrested for not returning a VHS tape to a video store in 2005, a neighborhood in Arizona being terrorized by stray chihuahuas, and a Japanese company producing a non-alcoholic wine specifically for cats. And Chelsea chats with guest Scott Speedman about his latest movie Barefoot (2014), he frequenting a restaurant where Chelsea used to work, still being friends with ex-girlfriend and ex-co-star Keri Russell, being from Toronto, just starting to film Open (2014), the double standard between men and women regarding open relationships, and being a former competitive swimmer.
Thu, Feb 20, 2014
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about what not to do at a wedding ceremony. Chelsea and her round table panelists Moshe Kasher, Sarah Colonna and Bobby Lee discuss Lamar Odom moving to Spain to play in Spanish basketball league, a St. Petersburg artist creating "make-out pillows" with mouths after she found a bunch of CPR dummies next to a dumpster, VH-1 announcing that it will broadcast a new reality series called Dating Naked (2014), reports that fifty percent of doctors now use Wikipedia in diagnosing patients, and Barack Obama's image being used on contraband packages of Pakistani Viagara. And Chelsea chats with guest Kurt Russell about his latest movie The Art of the Steal (2013), his line of wines, converting an old saloon into an upscale wine bar, and what he did with Goldie Hawn on Valentine's Day to celebrate their thirty-first anniversary.
Mon, Feb 24, 2014
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about why she likes to travel but why she has never lived abroad. Chelsea and her round table panelists Jen Kirkman, Beth Stelling and Jo Koy discuss the first NBA out-as-gay player Jason Collins playing his first game, Robin Thicke and Paula Patton's official separation, a Japanese dentist arrested for sexual assault after he convinced a female patient that he needed to massage her breasts to straighten her teeth, a spelling bee in Oregon ending in a tie because organizers ran out of words after sixty rounds, and a San Francisco Girl Guide who sold cookies outside of a pot clinic selling twice as much as she did in more conventional locations. And Chelsea chats with guest Julianne Moore about her latest movie Non-Stop (2014), working with Liam Neeson for the second time, not like being called "ma'am", going on family spa days with her eleven year old daughter, and needing drugs to sleep on airplanes.
Tue, Feb 25, 2014
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler, who turns thirty-nine today, talks about what she will do over the next three hundred sixty-four days to mark the last year in her thirties. Chelsea and her round table panelists John Caparulo, April Richardson and Morgan Murphy discuss Alec Baldwin stating that he hates living in New York and plans on moving to a gated community in Los Angeles, a movie in discussions based on the relationship between Jong-Un Kim and Dennis Rodman, Pharrell Williams auctioning off the big hat he wore to The 56th Annual Grammy Awards (2014), reports that the transmission of head lice among teenagers is growing because they are getting close taking selfies, and an Arizona bill that allows businesses to deny service to gay customers if it goes against the business' religious beliefs. In the lead up to the Oscars, the Keshishians give their take on some of the nominees. And Chelsea chats with guest Sarah Paulson about her latest movie 12 Years a Slave (2013), her thoughts about not being nominated for an Oscar, her "audition" tape for being a guest on this show, their mutual admiration for Gabourey Sidibe, getting in a bar fight, the time she met Cher, and going to a Miley Cyrus concert.
Wed, Feb 26, 2014
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about why America being the land of opportunity is not always a good thing. Chelsea and her round table panelists Tone Bell, Whitney Cummings and Dov Davidoff discuss Katy Perry and John Mayer splitting up, Paula Deen announcing that she's making a comeback, Ye wanting to take over managing Kim Kardashian's career from Kris Jenner, and a story in GQ about Albanian women living as men. And Chelsea chats with guests Tara Lipinski and Johnny Weir about their figure skating commentating duties at the Olympics, Johnny's experience as a gay man in anti-gay Russia, and hosting a red carpet event at the Oscars for Access Hollywood (1996).
Thu, Feb 27, 2014
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about what she has to do to be taken seriously in the business, but why she may not go through with her plan of attack. Chelsea and her round table panelists Dustin Ybarra, Fortune Feimster and Kurt Braunohler discuss a new website to hook people up into threesomes, a fifty-eight year old woman arrested for using 911 to get a police officer to come to her house to have sex, a ten year old boy taking his eighteen month old sister for a joyride and he telling the cops that he is a dwarf when they stopped him, a little known law in New York that does not allow unlimited amounts of alcohol to be sold for a fixed price, and the increasing trend of beard implants. And Chelsea chats with guest Michelle Dockery about her new movie Non-Stop (2014), meeting each other a few years ago at the Met Ball, visiting the cockpit of an airplane, and Mick Jagger being a big fan of Downton Abbey (2010).
Mon, Mar 3, 2014
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about media coverage of The Oscars (2014) event. Chelsea and her round table panelists Chris Franjola, Arden Myrin and Loni Love discuss the highlights from the Oscar show, George Lopez being arrested for public intoxication over the weekend when he was passed out on the floor of a casino, and a teenager tweeting photos of himself having sex with a Pop Tart and a Hot Pocket. And Chelsea chats with guest Cameron Diaz about her new book "The Body Book", being an ex-smoker, she believing that diet sodas are worse than regular sodas, and vagina health.
Tue, Mar 4, 2014
In her opening monologue, guest host Gabourey Sidibe talks about her Oscar experience this year, and how something that happened at the ceremony mimics something at Chelsea Lately. Gabourey and her round table panelists Josh Wolf, Sarah Colonna and Ross Mathews discuss Teresa Giudice and Joe Giudice pleading guilty to bank fraud, the season eighteen cast of Dancing with the Stars (2005) being announced, the oldest living person turning one hundred sixteen tomorrow, and an eighty-one year old Austrian man who paid $500,000 to Kim Kardashian to go out with her but was disappointed by the date. And Gabourey chats with guest Kid Cudi aka Kid Cudi about his latest movie Need for Speed (2014), his latest CD "Satellite Flight: The Journey to Mother Moon", meeting each other last week at an Oscar party, his Cleveland background, and how he got started in rap.
Wed, Mar 5, 2014
In her opening monologue, guest host Khloé Kardashian talks about what is true and what is false about what is written about the Kardashian family in the tabloids. Khloé and her round table panelists Ian Karmel, Heather McDonald and Jo Koy discuss Justin Bieber's father partying with him, Bill Clinton posing for a photograph at a charity fundraiser with two women who ended up being hookers, a New Mexico woman being arrested for assaulting her mother with a vibrator, and the new documentary series on Lindsay Lohan airing on OWN. Khloé chats with guest, magician Justin Willman, about hosting Cupcake Wars (2009), the first time they met when he made a spider appear on the back of her hand, and his recent tour. And Justin demonstrates why he believes he has a large gay following.
Thu, Mar 6, 2014
In her opening monologue, guest host Mary McCormack talks about the challenges of being Chelsea's friend. Mary and her round table panelists Brad Wollack, Fortune Feimster and Whitney Cummings discuss a thirty-one year old man claiming to be Michael Jackson's biological son, Simon Cowell walking around shirtless in public with his girlfriend and child, many of the women of The Bachelor (2002) complaining about what a loser Juan Pablo Galavis is, Rush Limbaugh complaining that the Girl Scouts just appointed a lesbian as chief, and cable television ads in New Jersey for physicians who will prescribe medical marijuana. Ian Karmel talks about it being Girl Scout cookie season. And Mary chats with guest Allison Janney about her latest movie Bad Words (2013), meeting each other in their New York theater days, working on Private Parts (1997) and The West Wing (1999) together, the hazards of being mutual friends with Chelsea, and being on two hit television shows simultaneously.
Mon, Mar 10, 2014
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about what it was like to do the first week of her latest stand-up/book tour in semi-sobriety. Chelsea and her round table panelists Jeff Wild, Claire Titelman and Ross Mathews discuss someone trying to break into Chelsea's house last week while she was away on her tour, Toronto mayor Rob Ford getting the change to Daylight Savings Time wrong, Justin Bieber's smug attitude while making a legal deposition, Robin Thicke making public declarations at his concerts that he wants his wife Paula Patton back, and Stacy Keibler secretly marrying Internet millionaire Jared Pobre. And Chelsea chats with guest Minnie Driver about her new show About a Boy (2014), what Chelsea's doing about her large breasts, the last time they saw each other which was at a party at Chelsea's house, working with and having children, and working on the Universal lot in relation to studio tours.
Tue, Mar 11, 2014
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the state of local television news shows. Chelsea and her round table panelists Michael Yo, Jamie Lee and Julian McCullough discuss yesterday's season finale of The Bachelor (2002), the new app Lulu where women can rate their male lovers, and a 911 call in Portland from a man reporting that the household cat was terrorizing the family. And Chelsea chats with guest Emily Mortimer about her new show Doll & Em (2013) in which she stars with her best friend Dolly Wells, movie makeup to portray aged characters, also starring in The Newsroom (2012), and her relationship with her chain smoking mother.
Wed, Mar 12, 2014
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about not understanding why certain things that seem to be popular are indeed popular. Chelsea and her round table panelists Ben Gleib, Emily Heller and Kurt Braunohler discuss Tinder adding a celebrity verification feature, a new book which claims that Alex Rodriguez is a narcissistic a**-hole, and a New York comedian who rented a cab so that he could pick up passengers and scare them with his ten foot albino python. Chelsea shows the debrief she had with Cameron Diaz following their recent interview. And Chelsea chats with guest Adam Levine about his show The Voice (2011) and not being able to swear as a judge/coach, his superhero underwear collection, and currently recording a new CD.
Thu, Mar 13, 2014
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about seeing an old friend on television. Chelsea and her round table panelists John Caparulo, Grace Helbig and Bobby Lee discuss a pastor criticizing Frozen (2013) because he believes it is trying to indoctrinate young people into being gay, sixty-five year old Steven Tyler rumored to be dating his twenty-something assistant, a group of former passengers suing Carnival cruises for $5,000 per month for the rest of their lives stemming from a 2013 cruise where passengers were stranded on board for five days with no flushing toilets, air conditioning or fresh food, and use of LSD within a controlled therapy environment for anxiety being approved by the FDA. Chelsea chats with meteorologist Sam Champion about his job and a few other things. And Chelsea chats with guest Tyler Perry about his new movie The Single Moms Club (2014), Chuy crashing a party as his house, the partnership his company has with Oprah Winfrey's OWN, his presentation at The Oscars (2014), and not having been to a supermarket in fifteen years.
Mon, Mar 17, 2014
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the aftermath of the earthquake that hit Southern California this morning. Chelsea and her round table panelists Heather McDonald, April Richardson and Jo Koy discuss the earthquake, the latest news of the missing Malaysian Airlines airplane, Guinness pulling their sponsorship of the New York City St. Patrick's Day Parade for not allowing homosexuals to march in the parade identifying themselves as such, and Chris Brown being held in a Malibu jail for not abiding by the conditions of his anger management rehab and the associated news that Drake aka Drake and Rihanna are now officially a couple. Chelsea and Chris Franjola talk about him accompanying her on her stand-up/book tour this past weekend in Atlanta. And Chelsea chats with guest Adam Carolla about his new show Catch a Contractor (2014) and having once been a contractor himself, his take on the Chris Brown story, and his videotaped statement regarding women doing late-night talk.
Tue, Mar 18, 2014
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the range of physical therapies available. Chelsea and her round table panelists Margaret Cho, Liza Treyger and Ross Mathews discuss Pope Francis refusing to meet with Russell Crowe for fear of causing a spectacle, Matthew Roloff and Amy Roloff of Little People, Big World (2006) separating after twenty-six years of marriage, Billy Dee Williams' Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977) themed dance on Dancing with the Stars (2005), a Long Island postal carrier in trouble for dumping thousands of pieces of mail, and a twenty-three year old man getting wasted on his flight from Massachusetts to Florida to check into rehab and getting arrested for being unruly instead. And Chelsea chats with guest Theo James about his new movie Divergent (2014), his big scene in the first season of Downton Abbey (2010), being the youngest of five siblings, and vacationing in Kenya.
Wed, Mar 19, 2014
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the one person in the entertainment business that is busier than her right now. Chelsea and her round table panelists Greg Fitzsimmons, Whitney Cummings and T.J. Miller discuss George Clooney having a new new international lawyer girlfriend, John Mayer suing a friend of Charlie Sheen's, a man in Gainsville Florida peeing on people in public, and Duke University student Belle Knox expanding her sex work now that she has been outed as a porn star. And Chelsea chats with guest Geoff Stults about his new show Enlisted (2014), partying with his co-stars at his house, and how he managed to get a photo of himself with Vice-President Joe Biden.
Thu, Mar 20, 2014
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about a speech Brad Wollack recently made at his alma mater, USC. Chelsea and her round table panelists Jen Kirkman, Nicole Byer and Brad Wollack discuss a Star magazine article about Chelsea going on a bender in Belize, figure skater Johnny Weir breaking up with his husband, the latest update on the missing Malaysian Airlines airplane, a study that states that unflattering selfies are leading to an increase in plastic surgery, and a seventy year old Italian man who hired a prostitute and found out that she is his son's fiancée. And Chelsea chats with guest, two-time Olympic gold medal winning snowboarder Shaun White, about his new band Bad Things and their self-titled debut CD, going on tour in a 15-passenger van and being nervous about performing in this new venture, and his new short-hair look.
Mon, Mar 24, 2014
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler demonstrates why you should set the ones you love free. Chelsea and her round table panelists Josh Wolf, Kerri Kenney-Silver and Ryan Stout discuss Tommy Hilfiger naming David Beckham the underwear model of the century, a rise in vasectomies in March so that men can stay at home to watch March Madness, and a new app called Cloak that helps you avoid the people you don't want to see. Ian Karmel and Chris Franjola makes cases for why they should be the next The Bachelor (2002). Chelsea chats with guest Drew Brees about his endorsement of the Microsoft Tablet and how it will be integrated into the NFL, and his wife being pregnant with their fourth child which will be their first girl. And Drew plays catch with Chuy.
Tue, Mar 25, 2014
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the challenges that families face. Chelsea and her round table panelists John Caparulo, Sarah Colonna and Ron G. discuss Amanda Seyfried stating that she likes doing love scenes, Christian respondents' answers to a survey concerning what they will give up for Lent, Pornhub reporting that more gay porn is viewed online in all southern US states than anywhere else in the country, an Alabama court denying a lesbian couple's divorce petition since Alabama does not recognize gay marriage, and a study that found that people force their own food restrictions on their dogs. And Chelsea chats with guest Jayma Mays about her shows The Millers (2013) and Glee (2009), meeting her husband Adam Campbell when they played sister and brother in Epic Movie (2007), being nominated for a Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Award, and people using her name and impersonating her on Twitter accounts.
Thu, Mar 27, 2014
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about liking to see good stories recreated for a camera. Chelsea and her round table panelists Chris Franjola, Sarah Tiana and Ian Karmel discuss some people being supposedly allergic to wi-fi, Pornhub reporting that people spend eleven minutes per day browsing their porn site, most millennial moms not being married, and a new app called BroApp which allows men to send preprogrammed text messages so that they can spend uninterrupted time with their bros without being bothered by their girlfriends. And Chelsea chats with guest Rick Ross about his new CD "Mastermind", collaborating with other artists, his supposed feud with 50 Cent, his pot habit, and owning a few Wingstop franchises.
Mon, Mar 31, 2014
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the changes between her current stand-up/book tour and ones she's done in the past. Chelsea and her round table panelists Jeff Wild, Loni Love and Ross Mathews discuss Jiffy's transformation from serious musician to comedy writer to stand-up comic musician, Ross' recent trip to Palm Springs, the series of big earthquakes to hit southern California in recent weeks, the deadline to sign up for Obamacare being tonight, Arnold Schwarzenegger's three post-governorship movies being bombs, Epic Records releasing a new Michael Jackson CD, and a planned tour of Amy Winehouse's hologram being denied by her father who owns the rights to her image. Chelsea chats with guest Bradley Trevor Greive about his new book "Why Dogs Are Better Than Cats". And they celebrate spring with Bradley showing Chelsea a bunch of baby animals, including a capybara, Madagascar hissing cockroaches, a caracal, and a red kangaroo.