The Mad Doctor's Fav Nude Scenes
by MadDoctor61 | created - 12 Dec 2016 | updated - 1 week ago | PublicI'm a nudist, so these are not hot/sexy scenes, but instead tend to be outrageous scenes of casual nudity, sometimes even without the nudity. Definitely NOT porn. Though they may make you try to scratch your eyes out to get rid of the image. Many of these scenes involve kids. That's because most nude scenes with adults are of a sexual nature and that is not what this list is about. I know of some other titles, but I can't think of them right now. I'll be adding them as I come across them. If you know of any movies to add to the list, leave a comment or message for me and I'll check them out.
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1. When Father Was Away on Business (1985)
R | 136 min | Drama
A family is deeply affected by the father's extramarital affairs and the turbulent consequences of the Tito-Stalin split.
Director: Emir Kusturica | Stars: Moreno De Bartoli, Predrag 'Miki' Manojlovic, Mirjana Karanovic, Mustafa Nadarevic
Votes: 10,097 | Gross: $0.02M
In the bath, when the girl tells him that it is better to have a doctor perform a circumcision, he realizes she is speaking from experience. Priceless.
2. Lawn Dogs (1997)
R | 101 min | Drama
When Devon, a 10-year-old girl, forges a friendship with Trent, a 21-year-old outsider who mows the neighborhood lawns, things suddenly get very complicated and private.
Director: John Duigan | Stars: Sam Rockwell, Kathleen Quinlan, Mischa Barton, Christopher McDonald
Votes: 8,563 | Gross: $0.11M
Sam Rockwell stops his truck in the middle of a single lane bridge, strips down and dives into the river below. After he struts back to the truck, stark naked, with traffic backing up in both directions, a woman says to her two (about 14 year-old) daughters, "Okay, show's over." No ranting and raving about obscenity or indecent exposure. Just, "Show's over.
3. My Life as a Dog (1985)
Unrated | 101 min | Drama, Comedy
In the late '50s, young Ingemar learns a lot about life and himself when he is sent away from his sick mother to live with his aunt and uncle in a town full of eccentrics.
Director: Lasse Hallström | Stars: Anton Glanzelius, Tomas von Brömssen, Anki Lidén, Melinda Kinnaman
Votes: 22,529 | Gross: $8.35M
Tomboy Saga shows her growing breasts to Ingemar and asks, in a glaring tone, "Do you want to touch them?" Ingemar, knowing how much she hates them, rightfully recognizes that she is daring him to treat her as a girl and declines. I'm sure she would have decked him if he did, and she is the better boxer.
4. Love Actually (2003)
R | 135 min | Comedy, Drama, Romance
Follows the lives of eight very different couples in dealing with their love lives in various loosely interrelated tales all set during a frantic month before Christmas in London, England.
Director: Richard Curtis | Stars: Hugh Grant, Martine McCutcheon, Liam Neeson, Laura Linney
Votes: 531,419 | Gross: $59.70M
This one sort of breaks my goal to avoid sex scenes. Two stand-ins go through the motions to arrange blocking, lighting etc. in the filming of a movie with numerous sex scenes. The two strangers meet by having non-sex then decide to date after the production is done. Very casual about the nudity. A lot of jokes in the commentary about the 10-year-old co-star from the movie watching with them.
5. Ronia: The Robber's Daughter (1984)
Not Rated | 126 min | Adventure, Drama, Family
Ronja, the only child of robber chief Mattis must learn to survive the dangers of her local wilderness. In secret she also befriends Birk, the son of a rivaling robber Borka.
Director: Tage Danielsson | Stars: Hanna Zetterberg, Dan Håfström, Börje Ahlstedt, Lena Nyman
Votes: 12,106
A Swedish children's movie with full-frontal adult male nudity. What a hoot.
6. Ronja the Robber's Daughter (2024– )
TV-14 | 45 min | Adventure, Drama, Family
Follow the adventures of a young girl born into a band of robbers in a medieval Scandinavian fortress. As Ronja grows up, she learns that the surrounding forest can be a magical and sometimes dangerous place filled with strange creatures.
Stars: Kerstin Linden, Christopher Wagelin, Krista Kosonen, Johan Ulveson
Votes: 1,478
Just watching it now. The naked men are back. I didn't think they would be. I can't believe they did it again.
7. Let the Right One In (2008)
R | 114 min | Drama, Fantasy, Horror
Oskar, an overlooked and bullied boy, finds love and revenge through Eli, a beautiful but peculiar girl.
Director: Tomas Alfredson | Stars: Kåre Hedebrant, Lina Leandersson, Per Ragnar, Henrik Dahl
Votes: 226,722 | Gross: $2.12M
A brief view of the groin of the vampire, reveals that it is not a she but a eunuch. No girl parts. No boy parts. Just a scar. This is a nod to the book which describes the creature's history. They left this out of the american version. She was too girly anyway to play somebody who used to be a boy.
8. War of the Buttons (1994)
PG | 94 min | Adventure, Drama, Family
The children of Ballydowse and Carrickdowse engage in battles in which they cut off the buttons, shoelaces, and underwear of their captured opponents, in order to get the boys in trouble ... See full summary »
Director: John Roberts | Stars: Gregg Fitzgerald, Gerard Kearney, Darragh Naughton, Brendan McNamara
Votes: 4,593 | Gross: $0.01M
Two feuding groups of Irish boys where buttons and shoelaces are the primary victims. How do you protect yourself. Don't wear them. Or anything else. The kids using nudity as a weapon to overwhelm their opponents is hilarious. Oh, there are girls at the end of the siege.
9. War of the Buttons (1962)
90 min | Comedy, Family
The school boys of two villages in France are fighting. Their trophy are the buttons they will snatch from the enemy. This fight will bring those kids to everlasting friendship...eventually.
Director: Yves Robert | Stars: Jacques Dufilho, Yvette Etiévant, Michel Galabru, Michèle Méritz
Votes: 2,821
The is the original French version of the movie above.
10. War of the Buttons (2011)
Not Rated | 109 min | Adventure, Family
Set in the south of France in the 1960s against the backdrop of the Algerian War, a gang of young boys, led by the intrepid Lebrac, are at war with the kids of the neighbouring township, their sworn enemies.
Director: Yann Samuell | Stars: Eric Elmosnino, Mathilde Seigner, Fred Testot, Alain Chabat
Votes: 2,172
This is a newer French remake of above
11. Lady Snowblood (1973)
Not Rated | 97 min | Action, Crime, Drama
A strikingly beautiful young woman is trained from birth to be a deadly instrument of revenge against the swindlers who destroyed her family.
Director: Toshiya Fujita | Stars: Meiko Kaji, Toshio Kurosawa, Masaaki Daimon, Miyoko Akaza
Votes: 16,293
The tactic of attacking naked is also used in this movie.
12. The Door in the Floor (2004)
R | 111 min | Comedy, Drama
A writer's young assistant becomes both pawn and catalyst in his boss's disintegrating household.
Director: Tod Williams | Stars: Jeff Bridges, Kim Basinger, Jon Foster, Elle Fanning
Votes: 16,189 | Gross: $3.84M
When Elle Fanning wakes her father (Jeff Bridges) up for a glass of water, she comments "Your penis is funny." He concurs, brushing off the fact, as it means nothing. Considering that he showers in the open outdoors, she must have seen it many times before, but only when he was sleeping has she seen it in its altered state. Very nudist. The penis was not seen in the movie but I included it because I loved the line.
13. Together (2000)
R | 106 min | Comedy, Drama, Romance
In 1975, the dynamics of a Swedish commune begin to change upon the arrival of a beaten wife and her two kids.
Director: Lukas Moodysson | Stars: Lisa Lindgren, Michael Nyqvist, Emma Samuelsson, Sam Kessel
Votes: 24,333 | Gross: $1.07M
Takes place in a Swedish commune. A man complains about a woman going bottomless as a holistic cure for a yeast infection. He then drops trou trying to irk her into putting pants on. The founder's sister, fleeing from a bad marriage, comes to take shelter. She and her two kids are met with those two with no pants.
14. Kirikou and the Sorceress (1998)
TV-PG | 71 min | Animation, Adventure, Family
Kirikou, an unusual little boy, must search the wisdom of the forbidden mountain in order to save his village from a spell cast by the evil sorceress Karaba
Directors: Michel Ocelot, Raymond Burlet | Stars: Doudou Gueye Thiaw, Maimouna N'Diaye, Awa Sene Sarr, Robert Liensol
Votes: 10,803 | Gross: $0.06M
The nudity here is very National Geographic. I get this little anti-puritanical rush when I see the boy has a penis, no matter how badly it is rendered.
15. Brave (2012)
PG | 93 min | Animation, Adventure, Comedy
Determined to make her own path in life, Princess Merida defies a custom that brings chaos to her kingdom. Granted one wish, Merida must rely on her bravery and her archery skills to undo a beastly curse.
Directors: Mark Andrews, Brenda Chapman, Steve Purcell | Stars: Kelly Macdonald, Billy Connolly, Emma Thompson, Julie Walters
Votes: 442,091 | Gross: $237.28M
While in an animated mode. Buttocks. Lots of them. In a Disney/Pixar movie. Cool!
16. Schindler's List (1993)
R | 195 min | Biography, Drama, History
In German-occupied Poland during World War II, industrialist Oskar Schindler gradually becomes concerned for his Jewish workforce after witnessing their persecution by the Nazis.
Director: Steven Spielberg | Stars: Liam Neeson, Ralph Fiennes, Ben Kingsley, Caroline Goodall
Votes: 1,450,073 | Gross: $96.90M
Why are there uncircumcised Jews in the gas chamber and shower scenes? Oooops. When you think about that, it lightens the weight of the movie.
17. The Baader Meinhof Complex (2008)
R | 150 min | Action, Biography, Crime
A look at Germany's terrorist group, The Red Army Faction (RAF), which organized bombings, robberies, kidnappings, and assassinations in the late 1960s and '70s.
Director: Uli Edel | Stars: Martina Gedeck, Moritz Bleibtreu, Johanna Wokalek, Bruno Ganz
Votes: 40,113 | Gross: $0.48M
Does opening on a nude beach fit this list. Sure, why not. Even better is when they visit the Middle East to study terrorism techniques, they bring their nudist habits with them.
18. She's the Man (2006)
PG-13 | 105 min | Comedy, Romance, Sport
When her brother decides to ditch for a couple weeks, Viola heads over to his elite boarding school, disguised as him, and proceeds to fall for his school's star soccer player, and soon learns she's not the only one with romantic troubles.
Director: Andy Fickman | Stars: Amanda Bynes, Laura Ramsey, Channing Tatum, Vinnie Jones
Votes: 175,725 | Gross: $2.34M
No actual on-screen nudity, but that doesn't keep it off the list. Viola's (pretending to be Sebastian) gender comes into question a couple of times during the big game. The first time when her look-alike brother is actually on the field, and he drops his pants to prove he is male. The second time when Viola is back on the field and she wants to prove she is female, she raises her shirt. Their father in the stands casually says to his wife, "Is it just me, or is there more nudity than usual in this game."
19. The Fisher King (1991)
R | 137 min | Comedy, Drama, Fantasy
A former radio DJ, suicidally despondent because of a terrible mistake he made, finds redemption in helping a deranged homeless man who was an unwitting victim of that mistake.
Director: Terry Gilliam | Stars: Jeff Bridges, Robin Williams, Adam Bryant, Paul Lombardi
Votes: 90,852 | Gross: $41.90M
Robin Williams dancing around naked in the park is one of the ugliest, and most hilarious, things I've ever seen.
20. Practical Magic (1998)
PG-13 | 104 min | Comedy, Drama, Fantasy
Two witch sisters, raised by their eccentric aunts in a small town, face closed-minded prejudice and a curse which threatens to prevent them ever finding lasting love.
Director: Griffin Dunne | Stars: Sandra Bullock, Nicole Kidman, Stockard Channing, Dianne Wiest
Votes: 93,031 | Gross: $46.68M
Sally Owens (to her aunts about her daughters and the Solstice Celebration): I don't want them dancing naked under the full moon!
Aunt Jet Owens: No, of course. The nudity is entirely optional. As you well remember!
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Kylie and Antonia (Sally's Daughters after the Solstice Celebration)
You won't believe it!
We danced naked under the full moon!
Oh my god, it was so much fun!
21. Mords pas, on t'aime! (1976)
90 min | Comedy, Drama, Family
Georges,a trucker, is the single father of young Frédéric. His job prevents him from seeing his son as often as he could, as often as he should. Brought up by his grandparents, Frédéric ... See full summary »
Director: Yves Allégret | Stars: Bernard Fresson, Yves Coudray, Catherine Allégret, Jean-Pierre Darras
Votes: 83
When Frédéric wants to talk to Rose after gym class, he can't wait. To save time, he climbs up to the roof and opens the skylight above the girl's showers, so he can talk to her. This happens twice in the movie. The other kids in the showers ignore him as if this happens everyday. Absolutely no panic about a boy seeing them naked. If they were a little younger in most places, the nudity wouldn't mean anything to them anyway.
22. I Am Maria (1979)
94 min | Drama
11-year-old Maria is forced to stay with her relatives in a small town. She becomes friends with a quirky, drunken painter.
Director: Karsten Wedel | Stars: Lise-Lotte Hjelm, Peter Lindgren, Helena Brodin, Frej Lindqvist
Votes: 119
Maria visits a friends house, where the family invite her into the sauna. This was way too weird for her at first, and even weirder watching the whole naked family take a quick shower rinse. The mother, seeing her feeling left out, engages with her playfully, after-which Maria relaxes and joins in.
23. Coco (I) (2017)
PG | 105 min | Animation, Adventure, Drama
Aspiring musician Miguel, confronted with his family's ancestral ban on music, enters the Land of the Dead to find his great-great-grandfather, a legendary singer.
Directors: Lee Unkrich, Adrian Molina | Stars: Anthony Gonzalez, Gael García Bernal, Benjamin Bratt, Alanna Ubach
Votes: 590,047 | Gross: $209.73M
Another Pixar movie with nudity even though there isn't really any nudity. When Miguel is racing through the city of the dead looking for his Great Great Grandfather, he passes an artist painting a nude model. Because both of them are skeletons, they can get away with the nudity.
24. The Hunter (IV) (2011)
R | 100 min | Adventure, Drama, Thriller
Martin, a mercenary, is sent from Europe by a mysterious biotech company to the Tasmanian wilderness on a hunt for the last Tasmanian tiger.
Director: Daniel Nettheim | Stars: Willem Dafoe, Sam Neill, Morgan Davies, Jacek Koman
Votes: 41,151 | Gross: $0.18M
Minimal actual nudity, but the situation is priceless. When Martin settles in for a relaxing bath, the two kids hop into the bath with him. Martin is not happy with this and tells the kids to come back when he's finished. The kids reply that the water will be too cold by then and they shouldn't waste hot water.
25. Captain Fantastic (2016)
R | 118 min | Comedy, Drama
In the forests of the Pacific Northwest, a father devoted to raising his six kids with a rigorous physical and intellectual education is forced to leave his paradise and enter the world, challenging his idea of what it means to be a parent.
Director: Matt Ross | Stars: Viggo Mortensen, George MacKay, Samantha Isler, Annalise Basso
Votes: 235,012 | Gross: $5.88M
The father steps out of the family camping bus in the morning at a family campground, stark naked. He says to the older couple walking by, "It's just a penis." That reminded me of the Malcolm in the Middle pilot.
26.
Malcolm in the Middle (2000–2006)
Episode:
Pilot
(2000)
TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy, Family
Malcolm has been labeled a boy genius and is moved, much to his chagrin, into the Krelboyne class, which is a class full of nerds and geniuses like himself.
Director: Todd Holland | Stars: Jane Kaczmarek, Bryan Cranston, Christopher Masterson, Justin Berfield
Votes: 1,910
Another one where the nudity is off screen. Two scenes in Malcolm in the Middle (2000). One, when the mother answers the door topless to the teacher, who is astonished. She sees this and says, "They're just breasts." Two, when the mother is shaving the father's back.
27. Sommerjubel (1986)
43 min | Short, Comedy, Drama
It is the last day of school before summer vacation. The teacher can be heard telling the students about a traveler going to America. As the bell rings we see dozens of children running ... See full synopsis »
Director: Alexander Røsler | Stars: Joakim Kock, Lasse Edvardsen, Camilla Sletten, Øystein Offer-Olsen
Votes: 164
When school lets out for the summer, two boys celebrate by skinny-dipping at a secluded lake. Two female classmates find them and they hide in the water. The girls steal their clothes and toss them into a tree so they can watch the boys retrieve them. Later all four again show up at the lake with swimsuits this time. After an incident with a boy trying to change under his towel, one of the girls suggest they all go naked.
28. Boy Meets Girl (1982)
Not Rated | 90 min | Biography, Drama
Two doctors from Tel Aviv join 'Doctors Without Borders' and travel to Thailand to help out Cambodian refugees. They leave their daughter, Aya (aged 10) at a kibbutz where the children are ... See full summary »
Director: Michal Bat-Adam | Stars: Gabi Eldor, Ilan Dar, Shai Golan, Gill Dontchevsky
Votes: 103
A grade 4 girl is left behind at a kibbutz while her parents and brother join a Doctors Without Borders expedition because she is too young. The kids are housed according to grade, but not gender. This includes the showers. (minimal nudity)
29. Tomboy (2011)
Not Rated | 82 min | Drama
A family moves into a new neighborhood, and a 10-year-old named Laure deliberately presents as a boy named Mikhael to the neighborhood children.
Director: Céline Sciamma | Stars: Zoé Héran, Malonn Lévana, Jeanne Disson, Sophie Cattani
Votes: 22,266 | Gross: $0.13M
When Laure moves to a new neighbourhood, she introduces herself as a boy called Mickäel. When the boys play soccer topless, Laure/Mickäel examines her chest and decides that she can pass for a boy. My favourite part is when she is preparing to go swimming with her new friends. She cuts off her one piece swimsuit but the result looks like the bottom of a bikini. Too girlish. To remedy the situation, she forms the missing lump from play-doh.
30. Mary Poppins Returns (2018)
PG | 130 min | Adventure, Comedy, Family
A few decades after her original visit, Mary Poppins, the magical nanny, returns to help the Banks siblings and Michael's children through a difficult time in their lives.
Director: Rob Marshall | Stars: Emily Blunt, Lin-Manuel Miranda, Ben Whishaw, Emily Mortimer
Votes: 95,154 | Gross: $171.96M
Shall we do the one about the "Wealthy Widow"?
Oh, by all means!
Always loved that one!
Well, go on then.
Lady Hyacinth Macaw brought all her treasures to a reef
Where she only wore a smile
Plus two feathers and a leaf
So no one tried to rob her
'Cause she barely wore a stitch
For when you're in your birthday suit
There ain't much there to show you're rich!
31. Die Vorstadtkrokodile (1977 TV Movie)
88 min | Family, Adventure
It is about a gang of middle class teen kids who stumble upon a crime in their neighborhood. Remarkably one of the gangmembers is in a wheelchair, he is somewhat the leader of the group.
Director: Wolfgang Becker | Stars: Wolfgang Sieling, Rita Ramachers, Thomas Bohnen, Thomas Müller
Votes: 414
When the wheelchair bound character has to pee, he asks for help to do so at the side of the road. Two kids hold him up, but one has to open his zipper and pull 'IT' out. None of the boys in the group could even consider doing that, so it fell to the lone girl. I can't believe they showed that in the movie. The camera pans up, so we know it was the actress performing the deed. The actor actually peeing, is not the one in the wheelchair playing Kurt since he was really a she,Birgit Komanns.
Script comment: He should have mentioned that somebody would have to pull it out after he was standing and his arms were draped over shoulders and he couldn't do it himself.
32. Threesome (1994)
R | 93 min | Comedy, Drama, Romance
A girl named Alex is by mistake housed with 2 guys, Stuart and Eddy, in a college dorm suite. After initial problems they become friends. Stuart has the hots for Alex, Alex for Eddy and Eddy for Stuart. Can it work?
Director: Andrew Fleming | Stars: Lara Flynn Boyle, Josh Charles, Stephen Baldwin, Alexis Arquette
Votes: 13,661 | Gross: $14.82M
A romantic getaway to a secluded pond for some skinny-dipping turns embarrassing when a group of kids come across them. True to character, the kids find the nudity hilarious, not shocking or horrifying. This is truly how kids not accustomed to nudity react to it.
33. Kidstreet (1989–1992)
30 min | Family, Game-Show
Three pairs of siblings compete with each other to win toys and other prizes, with points awarded based on how much the siblings know about each other.
Star: Kevin Frank
Votes: 21
This was a "how well do you know your partner" game show. Three pair of siblings (about 8-12) are asked questions while their partner is offstage. If the answers match, they get points. The list appropriate question was, "What do your parents wear to bed?" I'm sure the writers expected all the kids to say pyjamas. Instead, they ALL (all six kids - three different, separate sets of parents) responded with, "Nothing." The host said something akin to, "I'm temped to ask how they know this, but I'm afraid to ask." I do wonder how the parents felt being outed to a national audience as sleeping in the nude.
34. The Swiss Family Robinson (1974– )
30 min | Adventure, Family
Follows the adventures of a Swiss family shipwrecked on a deserted tropical island in 1801. It is loosely based on the classic novel by Johann Wyss.
Stars: Chris Wiggins, Diana Leblanc, Ricky O'Neill, Heather Graham
Votes: 175
A not nude, but nuder than intended scene. I just re-watched this Canadian series. In an early episode, when the daughter squatted down, she showed a lot of leg, all the way up to a modern pair of underwear. Can you say "Anachronism"? Somebody must have noticed, too late, but in later episodes her wardrobe had been altered to include the humongous bloomers (or whatever they were called) of the time period.
35. Willy/Milly (1986)
PG-13 | 86 min | Comedy, Fantasy
Tomboy Milly wishes to be a boy as she's tired of her mom pushing girly stuff on her and boys are freer. After an eclipse, s/he wakes up with a willy. He gets a haircut and starts at a new school as Willy.
Director: Paul Schneider | Stars: Pamela Adlon, Patty Duke, Eric Gurry, Mary Tanner Bailey
Votes: 551 | Gross: $0.28M
Some more Gender Benders for you. I remembered seeing this on TV, a very long time ago. The line I remember most, is when she is showing her 'new equipment' (not on screen) to her best friend and the friend asks "Can I touch it?" The answer was no, I'm sure for respectable reasons. I was able to find it on YouTube and watch it again. That line wasn't in the movie, but I'm sure it was the same one. Oh, again, no actual nudity seen in the movie.
36. Manny's Orphans (1978)
92 min | Comedy, Family
Manny coaches soccer for the fashionable Creighton Hall school, but is relieved of duty because he is 'not a good match' for the school. He finds a job at a Catholic home for orphans, where... See full summary »
Director: Sean S. Cunningham | Stars: Malachy McCourt, Chet Doherty, Sel Skolnick, Xavier Rodrigo
Votes: 88
An orphan girl pretends to be a boy so she can stay in the boys only shelter with her brother. She showers alone, but the priest running the shelter wanders in one day and gets an eyeful. All we see is her back as she grabs a towel.
37. Dårfinkar & dönickar (1988–1989)
168 min | Drama, Family
A young girl cuts off her hair as a protest against her mother and is mistaken for a boy at her new school.
Stars: Lena Strömberg, Gunnel Fred, Magnus Bergquist, Mats Öberg
Votes: 399
When Simone attends class at a new school she is introduced as a new boy called Simon. Living up to the title (translated as Nutcases & Normals) she decides to go with it. Where other girls stuff their bras with tissues, she stuffs her pants. When the class visits the neighbourhood pool, S(He) habitually walks into the girls change-room raising a ruckus among the girls. After a "talk" S(He) enters the boys change-room, just in time for them coming out of the pool. Later, S(He) and a friend get soaked and hang their clothes to dry, and the friend catches a glimpse of what was not a boy.
38. The Tutor (2016)
114 min | Drama, Fantasy, Horror
Mona picks up her first job tutoring two orphaned children living in a derelict house in the country. Her obsession with trying to educate these two nearly feral children blind her to the fact they have other plans for her.
Director: Iván Noel | Stars: Romina Pinto, Cristina Maresca, Valentino Vinco, Malena Alonso
Votes: 287
When Angel and Ema are skinny-dipping in the pond, Mona says, "Kids, you can't be there. It's not natural to be naked." As I said above, I'm a nudist and naked is PERFECTLY natural.
39.
Suburgatory (2011–2014)
Episode:
Thanksgiving
(2011)
TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy
On a trip to the city, Dallas and Tessa see George making out with a woman while he is supposed to be "working." Tessa confronts George during Thanksgiving dinner at the Royces.
Director: Alex Hardcastle | Stars: Jeremy Sisto, Jane Levy, Carly Chaikin, Rex Lee
Votes: 219
In an episode of Suburgatory (2011) Lisa is reluctant to wear the Puritan Dress for Thanksgiving Dinner. Her mother turned up the heat to drive her out of her room. Lisa retreats to the shower, where her clothes are replaced with the dress she refused to wear. She comes to the dinner table wrapped in the dress, saying, "Is this the dress you wanted me to wear". She then drops the dress and stands naked in front of everybody. She then left the house in a snit, still naked. No actual nudity seen. It is a TV series after all.
40. Welcome, or No Trespassing (1964)
74 min | Comedy, Family
A satirical comedy about the excessive restrictions that children face during their vacation in a Young Pioneer camp.
Director: Elem Klimov | Stars: Evgeniy Evstigneev, Arina Aleynikova, Ilya Rutberg, Lidiya Smirnova
Votes: 3,464
To get out of chores (or something else, have to watch again to verify why), a group of boys strip off and dance around in a field of stinging nettles to promote an all over body rash.
41. Red Cherry (1995)
120 min | Drama, War
It is 1940. Chuchu and Luo Xiaoman are Chinese students who have been sent to study in Moscow, at the international school. She is 13; he is 12. Xiaoman is from Yanan, Mao's base after the ... See full summary »
Director: Daying Ye | Stars: Ke-Yu Guo, Xiao-Li Xu, Igor Ledogorov, Vyacheslav Butenko
Votes: 748
As a lark, some boys toss cold water over the divider between the boys and girls showers. The girls retaliate. It gets so boisterous, that they bring the building down.
42. Starship Troopers (1997)
R | 129 min | Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi
Humans, in a fascist militaristic future, wage war with giant alien bugs.
Director: Paul Verhoeven | Stars: Casper Van Dien, Denise Richards, Dina Meyer, Jake Busey
Votes: 321,007 | Gross: $54.81M
The showers are used simultaneously by both men and women and nobody cares. That's the way it should be. For those drooling at the prospect, it's the 'nobody cares' part I'm referring to.
43. A Girl Named Sooner (1975 TV Movie)
85 min | Drama
A young girl in the hills of Indiana, who had been abandoned by her family and raised by a bootlegging old woman, is taken by the authorities and made the ward of a childless couple.
Director: Delbert Mann | Stars: Lee Remick, Richard Crenna, Don Murray, Anne Francis
Votes: 303
Not so much a favourite nude scene, but the circumstances of versions. It's not available on DVD but there are two versions I've found online. A shorter version which keeps showing the Odyssey (now Hallmark) logo and a slightly longer version with an embossed Mickey Mouse head logo implying Disney. The longer supposedly Disney version includes a bath scene (full length nude from the side and head and shoulders, sometimes chest, in the tub - not too much seen). Both versions are horrid quality, probably recorded on VHS back in the day it was on TV. I remember watching it way back when in much better quality.
44. Duhová kulicka (1985 TV Movie)
78 min | Family
Director: Karel Kachyna | Stars: Lubor Tokos, Filip Novotny, Adolf Kohut, Miroslava Hozová
Votes: 58
(from the Parents Guide) "To entertain his ill grandfather, the boy asks his new girlfriend (about 9 years of age) to dance naked around the pond and she does. Full nudity."
The grandfather seems a lot more astonished and amused than aroused. I doubt this is what he had in mind. It really is a silly scene. I really want subtitles for this so I can understand the back story that leads to this.
45.
Manimal (1983)
Episode:
Female of the Species
(1983)
TV-PG | Adventure, Crime, Fantasy
A girl was found in India apparently raised by wolves and brought to the U.S. and is being kept at a university while she is being studied. Jonathan attends a lecture and it's during the ... See full summary »
Director: Georg Fenady | Stars: Simon MacCorkindale, Melody Anderson, Michael D. Roberts, Reni Santoni
Votes: 39
I've seen a lot of references to Manimal (1983) recently. All I remember from the original run was it was about a guy who changes into animals to fight crime. I decided I had to watch it, just to know I had. This episode, is about a 'wolf girl' in India. When I first saw her, you can see bare buttocks. It was a flesh coloured thong (glimpses seen in stop motion), but other shows would have had her in an animal hide dress, covering bottoms and tops. If she only knew wolf culture, why would she be wearing clothes. I’m very happy that this show got it right and had her nude as she logically would be. Her hair however was way too clean. Then they screw it up. After being captured, she rejected all clothing until presented with some made from animal skins. WTF?
46. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005)
PG-13 | 157 min | Adventure, Family, Fantasy
Harry Potter finds himself competing in a hazardous tournament between rival schools of magic, but he is distracted by recurring nightmares.
Director: Mike Newell | Stars: Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson, Rupert Grint, Eric Sykes
Votes: 681,310 | Gross: $290.01M
The Manimal episode brings this one to mind. When Harry meats the merpeople, they are not wearing seashell bras. They were a lot less human than other though.
47. Kam, pánové, kam jdete? (1988)
84 min | Comedy, Drama
Director: Karel Kachyna | Stars: Karel Hermánek, Sona Valentová, Miroslava Plestilová, Zuzana Geislerová
Votes: 69
In this Czech film, while the kids are watching TV, Dad comes in from a shower wearing only a towel. To tease the kids, he dances in front of the TV, blocking their view. The kids try to push him out of the way and end up knocking the towel off. The kids think this is hilarious. To get even with the laughing kids, he proceeds to strip them. Mom comes in, sees everybody naked and laughing and tut-tuts. So they strip her too. Mostly you see a bunch of naked butts. I think it is wonderful that a culture can be so relaxed about nudity, that they see this scene as funny. I’d love to find subtitles for this movie.
48. Birdy (1984)
R | 120 min | Drama, War
After two friends return home from the Vietnam War one becomes mentally unstable and obsesses with becoming a bird.
Director: Alan Parker | Stars: Matthew Modine, Nicolas Cage, John Harkins, Sandy Baron
Votes: 24,915 | Gross: $1.46M
How about a sexual situation that is far from erotic. Teenaged (Birdy) is on a date, in a car out at the local make-out spot. The girl shows him her breasts. He reaches out to to touch them, lifting them in his hands. He doesn't appear to be impressed by the 'Fat Bags' he is fondling, because that is what they are. You can see him thinking, "What is so special about these things?" Breasts are nothing but modified sweat glands. Men have the same mammary glands and nipples that women do. Women only have protuberant breasts because they have fat deposits in their chests. There is no reason to sexualize them.
49. America's Funniest Home Videos (1989– )
TV-PG | 30 min | Comedy, Family, Reality-TV
Viewers from around America send in home videos with comedic moments.
Stars: Jess Harnell, Tom Bergeron, Bob Saget, Alfonso Ribeiro
Votes: 5,761
The show has featured nudity many times, accompanied by the ubiquitous blur (on some channels the blur is added more often, ie. butt crack). I can't identify the episode I'm referring to, but it was a reused video. It involves a boy toddler, spinning around on his back in the tub. The first time it was used, was for a 'Rubber Ducky' montage, where a rubber ducky was used in place of the blur. The video was later used in another montage, but (I'm guessing this is how it happened) the blur was not applied before being archived for later use. It was then aired totally uncensored, confirming the gender of the toddler. If you know which episode, let me know and I will edit to correct.
50. Pollyanna (1960)
Approved | 134 min | Comedy, Drama, Family
A young girl comes to an embittered town and confronts its attitude with her determination to see the best in life.
Director: David Swift | Stars: Jane Wyman, Hayley Mills, Richard Egan, Karl Malden
Votes: 11,336
How could I have forgotten Pollyanna. Another Disney movie with nudity. The boy swinging off the rope into the river got a bonus of a new bicycle for that scene. It's as innocent as any other G-Rated Disney production.
51. Life as a House (2001)
R | 125 min | Drama
When a man is diagnosed with terminal cancer, he takes custody of his misanthropic teenage son, for whom quality time means getting high, engaging in small-time prostitution, and avoiding his father.
Director: Irwin Winkler | Stars: Hayden Christensen, Kevin Kline, Kristin Scott Thomas, Jena Malone
Votes: 45,593 | Gross: $15.65M
Alyssa (Jena Malone) climbs into the shower with Sam (Hayden Christensen) to wash her hair. She tells him, "Look, I've seen lots of people. It's not a big thing for me." To her, and nudists, this is totally natural. He's not used to things like this.
52. Gyppo (2004)
10 min | Short
Rosa is having a bad summer. Her feminist mum spends her days picketing sex shops, her nasty school mates call her 'gyppo' and she doesn't know what 'coming' means...
Director: Chloe Thomas | Stars: Sophie Stuckey, Sukie Smith, Channelle Hellis, Charlotte Lawson
Votes: 10
When about to run the dash during gym class, Rosa comments, “It’s really hot Miss, do we have to wear tops? The boys aren’t” “Yes, you do,” the teacher responds. “Why?” “Cause you’re a girl.” “I look like a boy.” “She does Miss. I’ve seen her,” another student snarks. Just as the race begins, Rosa pulls off her top for the race. Only head and shoulders seen, but she seems quite proud of herself. Her feminist mother observed the race and gently stopped the teacher from returning her top. This gives her the time to embrace the empowerment of the act.
53.
The End (2020)
Episode:
Picking Scabs
(2020)
Comedy, Drama
A tragedy forces Edie and Kate to make amends. Kate gets her diagnosis and something happens that leads Edie to feel there really are moments worth living for.
Director: Jessica M. Thompson | Stars: Morgan Davies, Ingrid Torelli, Harriet Walter, Robyn Nevin
Votes: 41
In the last episode of The End (2020), after the daughter nearly died having a seizure while swimming, the family returns to the beach for a group swim. The mother and daughter strip down to their swimsuits. The daughter says, "Nanna?" The grandmother replies, "Didn't bring my swimsuit." then after a moment, "Oh, bugger it." and starts stripping. Naked that is. The daughter exclaims, "Nanna!" after which the mother pulls down her shoulder straps. The two kids join them and they all go for a group skinny-dip. Only heads and shoulders of the family seen.
54. The Bathers (2003)
7 min | Short, Drama
Set in the late 19th or early 20th century, the film opens with three upper class women and a little girl picnicing on a deserted beach. The little girl begins playing around and eventually... See full synopsis »
Director: Elissa Down | Stars: Ellen Cressey, Latonya Csont, Bobbie Salmon, Georgia Salmon
Votes: 31
The end of 'The End' reminded me of another very similar scene. A Victorian family, grandmother, mother, and two daughters, visit a secluded beach. In those days, it wasn't improper for the youngest to strip off to play in the water, while the rest of the family was baking in the sun. They jealously watched the little one before the grandmother decided to join her. Now that Gramma was naked, the older teen daughter started to follow suit, the mother quickly squashed it. It didn’t take long to try again. The mother's admonitions had little deterrence to the determined teen. Mom eventually gave up on pretensions and joined the fray.
55. Goosebumps (2015)
PG | 103 min | Adventure, Comedy, Fantasy
A teenager teams up with the daughter of young-adult horror author R.L. Stine after the writer's imaginary demons are set free on the town of Madison, Delaware.
Director: Rob Letterman | Stars: Jack Black, Dylan Minnette, Odeya Rush, Ryan Lee
Votes: 95,355 | Gross: $80.08M
It barely qualifies as a nude scene. When the kids are in the cemetery, the girl's hoodie gets caught on a statue of a topless angel with well defined nipples. This is a kid's movie, which is why I included it.
56. Le cas Perrot (2019)
30 min | Short, Comedy, Drama
Julien Perrot, 16 years old, shows up at his school totally naked, yet no one seems to notice anything wrong about him. Only today, a total solar eclipse is about to occur and everybody's ... See full summary »
Director: Rony Tanios | Stars: Alexis Nativel, Laurence Flahault, Stéphanie Vertray, François Godart
Votes: 40
The story of a teenager who attends school naked. Neither he, not anyone at the school notices. I wish I could find subtitles for this one.
57. Point de fuite (1987)
TV-MA | 10 min | Short, Comedy
A math teacher arrives at classroom to give a lesson on perspective only to find her students sitting there completely naked and in silence. Totally confused, she proceeds with the class. But there's a catch.
Director: Olivier Smolders | Stars: Catherine Aymerie, François Galland, Stéphanie Dessens, Sarah Lefévre
Votes: 440
Le cas Perrot (2019) reminded me of this one in which the teacher arrives to find her entire class naked. She joins in and strips. While she is writing on the blackboard, the students dress, then the principle comes in.
58.
The Naked Truth (1995–1998)
Episode:
The Spa
(1997)
TV-14 | Comedy
The gang heads to a nudist resort to get pics of Pam and Tommy Lee, but Nora encounters her parents, and the guys get lost in the woods. Meanwhile, Les and Camilla get trapped in the back of a delivery truck bound for San Francisco.
Director: Pamela Fryman | Stars: Téa Leoni, George Wendt, Jonathan Penner, Mark Roberts
Votes: 37
On an episode of The Naked Truth (1995) a paparazza visits a nudist resort and sees her parents naked. A nightmare for some, but an everyday occurrence for nudists.
59. Zootopia (2016)
PG | 108 min | Animation, Action, Adventure
In a city of anthropomorphic animals, a rookie bunny cop and a cynical con artist fox must work together to uncover a conspiracy.
Directors: Byron Howard, Rich Moore, Jared Bush | Stars: Ginnifer Goodwin, Jason Bateman, Idris Elba, Jenny Slate
Votes: 546,073 | Gross: $341.27M
More Disney nudity (I wonder if there is a list for this). They have no naughty bits, so what. It's still nudity in a Disney movie. The characters normally wear clothes. According to the trivia page, "The nudist Indian Yoga instructor is named Nangi. Nangi refers to a naked woman in the Hindi language."
60.
The Brady Bunch (1969–1974)
Episode:
Goodbye, Alice, Hello
(1972)
Not Rated | 26 min | Comedy, Family
The kids give Alice the cold shoulder after they think she has broken their trust, so Alice decides to leave her job as housekeeper. However, the kids soon regret the decision after the new housekeeper teaches them a lesson.
Director: George Tyne | Stars: Robert Reed, Florence Henderson, Ann B. Davis, Maureen McCormick
Votes: 238
On the Brady Bunch, Bobby and Cindy asked Alice if they could go swimming at the neighbours. Alice checked which swimsuits they were wearing and found they were in their 'Birthday Suits' ready to absorb lots of vitamins. You haven't seen it? I hear it gets cut in syndication. I found the scene on YouTube and it gave me a newfound respect for the series.
61. Puppetry of the Penis: Live at the Forum (2001 Video)
52 min | Comedy
Two nude men manipulate their flaccid penises (and testicles) in a live comedy show.
Director: Mick De Montignie | Stars: David Friend, Simon Morley
Votes: 225
Along with Tackle Happy (2000) are two stand-up comedy routines involving, yes, the penis. Not erotic at all. If fact, it may be the opposite. If you want your daughters to remain virgins, show them these. When the boyfriend unleashes the 'Throbbing Python of Love', she will laugh at it and try to turn it into a Hamburger.
62. Minx (2022–2023)
TV-MA | 30 min | Comedy
In 1970s Los Angeles, an earnest young feminist joins forces with a low-rent publisher to create the first erotic magazine for women.
Stars: Ophelia Lovibond, Jessica Lowe, Oscar Montoya, Lennon Parham
Votes: 12,327
I haven't actually watched this yet, but I'm about to. I may change this review afterwards. There is a lot of nudity in this, related to the porn industry. That would normally disqualify it for this list. However, from what I've read and the little I've seen so far (lots of nudity), the nudity is in a humorous vein. That keeps it on the list. (I've seen the first season and I'm keeping it on the list.)
63. À mort le bikini! (2023)
16 min | Short, Comedy, Drama
Lili, 10-year-old, rebels when her parents force her to wear a bikini top, even though she has always swam topless.
Director: Justine Gauthier | Stars: Étienne Cardin, Mia Garnier, Johnnovan Jobin, Aksel Leblanc
Votes: 27
Lili's mother is forcing her to get a bikini top for her trip to the WaterPark. She's getting to THAT age. She doesn't see the need. She's never worn a top in the past. "I have no boobs." Her friends don't have to wear tops. Why should she. Oh, yes, her friends happen to be boys. After changing at the park, she meets up with her friends, who are all wearing bikini tops.
64. No Bikini (2007)
9 min | Short, Drama
Robin takes us back to that glorious time when she was seven years old and shows us how it defined her for the rest of her life.
Director: Claudia Morgado | Stars: Matreya Fedor, Apollonia Vanova, Christine Lippa, Cole McLeod
Votes: 245
How did I forget this one. Sporting a new bikini with boy shorts bottoms and a top prone to wardrobe malfunctions, Robin opts to be a boy for the six weeks of swim class. When asked afterwards by her mother, "Have you been parading around half naked for six weeks?" she thinks, 'How could I explain to her that it wasn't what I had done, but what I didn't do. I hadn't lied, because no-one had asked. And that I had never, not once, felt naked."
65.
Modern Family (2009–2020)
Episode:
Pool Party
(2019)
TV-PG | 21 min | Comedy, Drama, Romance
Mitch and Cam help Lily overcome her insecurities about wearing a bathing suit to a pool party; with Gloria's new internship taking up so much of her time, Jay starts feeling particularly neglected.
Director: Abraham Higginbotham | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Sofía Vergara, Julie Bowen, Ty Burrell
Votes: 1,402
Not nude, but it made me think of nude. Mitch and Cam are invited to a pool party. The other guests look like Greek Gods. Adonis wanna be’s. They, and the others who don’t fit that demographic are hiding out inside. After being shammed by their daughter, they all muster up their courage and join the party. A bunch of fat, old, hairy, pasty, men parading around in swim shorts. Wait, it you got rid of the shorts, that’s basically the definition of a nudist park/resort.
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